KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Aye Doc posted:

Gyshall's trash

And you think to yourself: "What the hell? I'll just eat some trash."

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:06

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:04

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Aye Doc posted:

Gyshall's trash

I'm Gyshall.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:50

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

get some of that stuffed crust pizza. cheese crust pizza.

HAL: It's just more cheese.

ELAINE: I'll tell you something. It'll be years before they find places to hide more cheese on a pizza. Kramer!

# ? Aug 16, 2015 03:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my #%*!ing cupcake?

# ? Aug 16, 2015 03:52

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Ehud posted:

You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my #%*!ing cupcake?

WHAT THE F&@# ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF $@*&! :argh:

# ? Aug 16, 2015 14:50

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNtqy0zjJA

Root Bear posted:

WHAT THE F&@# ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF $@*&!

Root Bear, could you just not talk for one minute.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 00:02

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Shima Honnou posted:

I'm Gyshall.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

... I'm working on my Jack Nicholson.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 05:31

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Gyshall posted:

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

... I'm working on my Jack Nicholson.

Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know Scent of a Woman? "Who-ah! Who-ah!"

# ? Aug 18, 2015 09:44

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Shima Honnou posted:

Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know Scent of a Woman? "Who-ah! Who-ah!"

You're very good :shobon:

You know what?

NO SOUP FOR YOU! :mad:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 11:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Gyshall posted:

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

... I'm working on my Jack Nicholson.

Proooooooooooognoooooosiiiiiiooos Neeeegaaaatiiiiiiiiiive!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 11:59

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ehud posted:

Proooooooooooognoooooosiiiiiiooos Neeeegaaaatiiiiiiiiiive!!!

Adios, muchacho!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:28

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

potee posted:

Adios, muchacho!

Oh, c'mon potee! I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:37

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

Oh, c'mon potee! I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch!

So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:51

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

LifeGetsWorser posted:

So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 14:13

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

That is pretty mesmerizing

# ? Aug 18, 2015 14:24

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Ehud posted:

Oh, c'mon potee! I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch!

What're you, Joe Hollywood?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 15:33

Slider: Jun 6, 2004; POINTS

Everybody out of the chunnel! Everybody out! The chunnel's gonna blow!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:24

Electromax: May 6, 2007

Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek?

I lost it.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:38

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

Slider posted:

Everybody out of the chunnel! Everybody out! The chunnel's gonna blow!

That's gotta hurt!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 16:39

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Electromax posted:

Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek?

I lost it.

It's about a guy buying a loaf of bread.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:50

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

Let me tell you something. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek?

I lost it.

All right, just get yourself together.

I don't know if I can be friends with you after this display. :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:10

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

You have selected: Brown Eyed Girl.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:35

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

All right, just get yourself together.

I don't know if I can be friends with you after this display.

The old man got to me! :qq:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:43

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

You have selected: Brown Eyed Girl.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:59

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Ehud posted:

Oh, c'mon potee! I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch!

Isn't Dabney Coleman in that movie? I don't see him on the poster.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:08

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:12

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Root Bear posted:

The old man got to me!

Hey Root Bear, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Hank Morgan posted:

Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.

Quit posting your stupid story about the stupid desert and just DIE!!!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:23

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

potee posted:

Quit posting your stupid story about the stupid desert and just DIE!!!

SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS!!!

WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!!!

And if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's like!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:30

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

That is pretty mesmerizing

The tires are quite breathtaking

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:52

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Sash! posted:

The tires are quite breathtaking

I know, it's great. And I saw Jane topless!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:29

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Red posted:

Hey Root Bear, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

They'd pick you up in about ten minutes. :smugbert:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 02:03

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Root Bear posted:

They'd pick you up in about ten minutes.

Hello, 911? How are you?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 12:38

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Root Bear posted:

They'd pick you up in about ten minutes.

Oh, yeah?

So what am I supposed to do? Be more like you?

All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub-women for sexual favors!?

NO!

Root Bear, I won't be like you!

NEVER! I'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU!!! :supaburn:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 14:06

Electromax: May 6, 2007

potee posted:

I don't know if I can be friends with you after this display.

Did you hear that? I can't believe this... and he's eating a sandwich!

(from potee's table) "Are you gonna eat those fries?"

# ? Aug 19, 2015 17:35

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Electromax posted:

Did you hear that? I can't believe this... and he's eating a sandwich!

(from potee's table) "Are you gonna eat those fries?"

Look at this. This sandwich is terrible. Everywhere you go, they give you this misshaped shoddy meat. Look at this...I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 18:06

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Red posted:

Oh, yeah?

So what am I supposed to do? Be more like you?

All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub-women for sexual favors!?

NO!

Root Bear, I won't be like you!

NEVER! I'LL NEVER BE LIKE YOU!!!

But...you didn't really clean anything. :confused:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 18:19

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

esperantinc posted:

Look at this. This sandwich is terrible. Everywhere you go, they give you this misshaped shoddy meat. Look at this...I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years!

This chicken should be ashamed of itself!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 18:44

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

BAD CHICKEN!

MESS YOU UP!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:05

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:04

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

esperantinc posted:

I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years!

Neither have I.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 19:19

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