Splatoon: you gotta be squidding me

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Bean: Sep 9, 2001

I'm torn. I want to go Autobot, because Bulkhead is the best, but you know every kid is gonna go Autobot. Also my phone autocorrect knows Autobot.

My husband is such a big transformers person that we have track shelving.

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Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Caerulius posted:

So there is literally no possibility of decepticons losing, right?

Just so long as there's no infighting, backstabbing, or small human children who pose no possible threat to us involved, we got this.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:14

Fooley: Apr 25, 2006; Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...

noirstronaut posted:

next splatfest should be drake vs meek mill

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:19

Cialis Railman: Apr 20, 2007

Fooley posted:

Another tough choice

Also:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:22

Crasical: Apr 22, 2014; GG!^*
^*GET GOOD

Stop that. Now that Autobots Vs. Decepticons is a thing I can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:36

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Crasical posted:

Stop that. Now that Autobots Vs. Decepticons is a thing I can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore.

boxers or briefs?

Depends. on the temperature

# ? Aug 18, 2015 20:38

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Caerulius posted:

So there is literally no possibility of decepticons losing, right?

I have on good authority that the Decepticons are superior while the Autobots are inferior.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:01

SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Caerulius posted:

So there is literally no possibility of decepticons losing, right?

Actually, for every older nerd who like the Decepticons there's another older nerd who basically worships Optimus Prime as Jesus. So the Old Nerd vote is going to be very split, I think.

Meanwhile the kids will probably be similarly divided; if anything, I think they might be the ones to trend slightly more Deception for edgy cool.

I could totally see this one going to the Autobots, frankly.

_{(WE SHALL LIGHT THE DARKEST HOUR)}

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:09

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like Marie!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:11

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

SpaceDrake posted:

I could totally see this one going to the Autobots, frankly.

_{(WE SHALL LIGHT THE DARKEST HOUR)}

How about you roll out of this thread.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:11

arcsig: May 29, 2015

I don't care about Transformers so I guess I'm just joining Marie.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:12

dragon enthusiast: Jan 1, 2010

I still think Austerity vs Stimulus would be a great Splatfest for EU

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:15

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

arcsig posted:

I don't care about Transformers so I guess I'm just joining Marie.

this, but going callie like always

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:34

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

Caerulius posted:

So there is literally no possibility of decepticons losing, right?

there's actually a 100% chance of decepticons losing because I plan on joining decepticons and I've lost every single splatfest

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:51

ThisIsACoolGuy: Nov 2, 2010; Shaped like a friend

I have made my choice

# ? Aug 18, 2015 22:24

NOTinuyasha: Oct 17, 2006; The Great Twist

Fooley posted:

What I wanted.

Randumb Thots posted:

What I got.

arcsig posted:

I don't care about Transformers so I guess I'm just joining Marie.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 22:24

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Kaubocks posted:

there's actually a 100% chance of decepticons losing because I plan on joining decepticons and I've lost every single splatfest

We're totally going to crush autobots going off of the fan art I've seen in the lobby.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 22:33

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

We're totally going to crush autobots going off of the fan art I've seen in the lobby.

http://frobman.tumblr.com/post/127020259451/i-look-forward-to-the-next-splatfest

# ? Aug 18, 2015 22:58

Blackbelt Bobman: Jul 17, 2004; I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!

Hey guys

Just wanna say that Kraken is bullshit in Rainmaker mode

Thx that was my angry post

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:17

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Ah poo poo. I've gotta go team Callie for this one.

e: I'm going to light our darkest hour.

Jonas Albrecht fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 18, 2015

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:18

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Parasol Prophet posted:

Man, I don't know for Transformers. I grew up between the periods of time when they were popular.

How do I decide, thread? How CAN I decide?!

Do you like primary or secondary colors more?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:19

ThisIsACoolGuy: Nov 2, 2010; Shaped like a friend

autobutts

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:19

Icedude: Mar 30, 2004

drat US getting all the good splatfests :argh:

Next EU Splatfest: Would you prefer to watch Grass Grow or Paint Dry?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:21

Slur: Mar 6, 2013; It's the Final Countdown.

Icedude posted:

drat US getting all the good splatfests

Next EU Splatfest: Would you prefer to watch Grass Grow or Paint Dry?

To be quite fair, this American splatfest is pretty bad this time around.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:22

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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Icedude posted:

drat US getting all the good splatfests

Next EU Splatfest: Would you prefer to watch Grass Grow or Paint Dry?

thats would be an actually funny and cheeky question for splatfest, ergo not appropiate for EU.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:23

Parasol Prophet: Aug 31, 2012; We Are Best Friends Now.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Do you like primary or secondary colors more?

I like both!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:25

Caerulius: Jun 23, 2007; This was a waste of $5.

Kaubocks posted:

there's actually a 100% chance of decepticons losing because I plan on joining decepticons and I've lost every single splatfest

Okay well take one for the team and join the loserbots. Jeez.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:25

ThisIsACoolGuy: Nov 2, 2010; Shaped like a friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBkJ0lTfHLE

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:26

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

Parasol Prophet posted:

I like both!

Dammit lady! I guess we could always watch Transformers: the Movie. It is Orson Wells' final role after all.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:29

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

Fooley posted:

I don't get it but I assume its bad anime.

EDIT: Oh its those vocaloid things so I was half right

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBkJ0lTfHLE

Now see this? This is a work of art! :shepface:

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 18, 2015

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:30

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

It was established in Beast Wars that Starscream is immortal

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:47

Chill Penguin: Jan 10, 2004; you know korky buchek?

I'm not even into Transformers but this Splatfest theme is extremely fresh. Guess I will continue with Team Marie. She was Waterslides, too, right?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:52

Suaimhneas: Nov 19, 2005; That's how you get tinnitus

Chill Penguin posted:

I'm not even into Transformers but this Splatfest theme is extremely fresh. Guess I will continue with Team Marie. She was Waterslides, too, right?

Water kills scraplets, and also inklings. Is there a connection?!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:08

Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

Marie superior, Callie inferior.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:17

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

Slur posted:

To be quite fair, this American splatfest is pretty bad this time around.

To be quite fair, you are pretty much the absolute worst.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:35

ThisIsACoolGuy: Nov 2, 2010; Shaped like a friend

Callie suicide pact where you at

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:40

Parasol Prophet: Aug 31, 2012; We Are Best Friends Now.

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

Callie suicide pact where you at

Yeah, that didn't stop Marie from backing water slides of all things two Splatfests ago! Why's she so concerned with safety now?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:14

Phantasmal: Jun 6, 2001

I've been having a lot of success on Kelp Dome Rainmaker using the .52 gal, mostly due to how effective Splash Wall and Killer Wail are at controlling that chokepoint in corner of the map just before the goal.

But I'm wondering if I'm missing something. After going through recon, it seems that it'd be a way easier approach on average to just keep the Rainmaker up on the railing and enter through the opposite side of the defender's L. Is there something I'm missing here? I've never seen a team try this, and the only time the area ever gets used is when a team recovers the Rainmaker on defense and backtracks to the one-way ramp that leads to the chokepoint.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:24

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBkJ0lTfHLE

loving Starscream, every time :argh:

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Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

Deceptions, ASSEMBLE

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