The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

....what time and how soiled?

Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Oh, my goodness. I'll be right up.

Jerusalem, I gotta go upstairs. There's a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, I gotta go upstairs. There's a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.

You got any sugar?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:09

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

You got any sugar?

I nicked it when your back was turned for that split second. And I would do it again.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:23

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

TMMadman posted:

Yes? What happened? When did that happen? How much of it? Oh, my goodness. I'll be right up.

Jerusalem, I gotta go upstairs. There's a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch.

I'd say he eats more like a duck.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

....what time and how soiled?

Yeah, um, give me one of those porno magazines, :sonia:

a large box of condoms, :dong:

a bottle of Old Harper, :cheers:

a box of panty shields, some illegal fireworks :ssj:

and one of those disposable enemas :a2m:

. You know what? Make it two.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 06:58

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Class3KillStorm posted:

You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?

Aunt jscolon2.0 has one hour to live!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 07:07

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

jscolon2.0 posted:

Yeah, um, give me one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields, some illegal fireworks and one of those disposable enemas . You know what? Make it two.

You know who would love this?

Men.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 09:08

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'd say he eats more like a duck.

Get back to work Stewart! :argh:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 10:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Tokelau All Star posted:

You know who would love this?

Men.

If you met my ex-husband you'd know. All he did was sit around, watch TV and drink beer.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 12:42

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Jerusalem posted:

You got any sugar?

The grocery store sells sugar for thirty five cents a pound. And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 13:55

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Luigi Thirty posted:

To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.

I am a new tie wearingk.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

I am a new tie wearingk.

I like tie. You like shirt? :downs:

# ? Aug 18, 2015 17:27

sout: Apr 24, 2014

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The grocery store sells sugar for thirty five cents a pound. And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

If you can think of a better way to get ice I'd like to hear it.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 18:01

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good."

You just don't understand football, Marge.

# ? Aug 18, 2015 19:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

The women is..... smart-er!

And the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:35

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

And the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!

I'm no stranger. Remember this, "METALLICA RUUUUUUUULLLLLES!"?

# ? Aug 18, 2015 21:47

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

And the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to "Simpsons Christmas Boogie"?!

First, the award for the alumnus who's gained the most weight - Boardroom Jimmy! - Oh, my God! How'd you do it, Jimmy?

And now the award for most improved odor - Do over Ham .

And the person who traveled the least distance to be here-- Well, kiss my grits! - Luigi Thirty!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 22:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

I like tie. You like shirt?

Is cat now!

# ? Aug 18, 2015 23:59

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Mister Kingdom posted:

Is cat now!

I had a cat named Snowball
She died, she died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied, she lied!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Is cat now!

No bathroom, only klavkolosh. Bathroom in tower, tower.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 00:51

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

IMJack posted:

No bathroom, only klavkolosh. Bathroom in tower, tower.

Put it in H.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:07

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

No bathroom, only klavkolosh. Bathroom in tower, tower.

Ahh, Flushing Meadows...

http://i.imgur.com/qvqjZ.gif

# ? Aug 19, 2015 01:37

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

PT6A posted:

I am a new tie wearingk.

Are you wearing a tie to impress TMMadman? :confused:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 02:01

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

Are you wearing a tie to impress TMMadman?

I AM LUGASH! :ussr:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 02:07

js86: Jul 22, 2012

IMJack posted:

No bathroom, only klavkolosh. Bathroom in tower, tower.

Wrong again, gay guide to Springfield!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 03:22

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

js86 posted:

Wrong again, gay guide to Springfield!

js86, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?

# ? Aug 19, 2015 03:30

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The grocery store sells sugar for thirty five cents a pound. And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

Those are prizes! :v:

# ? Aug 19, 2015 03:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BigDave posted:

Ahh, Flushing Meadows...

http://i.imgur.com/qvqjZ.gif

...and that's when the CHUDs came at me.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 04:52

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Monday_ posted:

...and that's when the CHUDs came at me.

Alright, fine, we'll post in the Simpsons Quote Thread...

But once the sun goes down (and the moderators are asleep) all the posters turn crazy!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 05:24

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

misdirectomy posted:

"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good."

You just don't understand football, Marge.

Hans Moleman productions presents `Man Getting Hit By Football'.

That video is pretty much the story of my childhood, for any sports which involve catching things. Hence my preference for soccer and the lack of any need to catch things with my hands.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 06:27

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham posted:

That video is pretty much the story of my childhood, for any sports which involve catching things. Hence my preference for soccer and the lack of any need to catch things with my hands.