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caberham posted:safe sex is better!
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toggle posted:Lookit this prude! !! lmao I have AIDS
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caberham posted:I have AIDS You probably shouldn't have unsafe sex with dirty skanks.
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I'm really good at the love
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Hobohemian posted:You probably shouldn't have unsafe sex with dirty skanks. But I like banging your mom
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My gf I met on there kept her account open to show me how many creepy weirdo messages she gets. I can't believe the insane poo poo people will say as an opener. I felt like a pimp because I had 12 likes on my profile. Hers has over 2000. I guess guys really do have to play the mass message game.
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still gotta slut it up for a long time to get 2000
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:still gotta slut it up for a long time to get 2000 That is true.
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fuckin sluts
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:fuckin sluts it is my dream, yes
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:fuckin sluts in the butt
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Risky posted:My gf I met on there kept her account open to show me how many creepy weirdo messages she gets. ostensibly
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Risky posted:I felt like a pimp because I had 12 likes on my profile. Hers has over 2000. I guess guys really do have to play the mass message game. This wicked hot chick I met through okcupid showed me some of the messages she gets from dudes, including one guy telling her, in great detail, how he wants to spank that rear end. He's from a different state like 150+ miles away. This dude probably sent like 300 copies of this message to every woman in his town and is now moving outward, wondering why he can't get laid. I hope you get laid, spanking bro. It'll probably be from some 250 lb woman that has a mustache and carries a cattle prod for pleasure, but you'll wet it up one day. 
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quote:My self-summary  too lazy to pics and frankly they're just a skinny dude who dresses like those hipsters in Olso, Norway or whatever it's called. You know the ones who look like a 10yo dressed them randomly. LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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LethalGeek posted:
I get that you're supposed to talk about yourself on okc but holy gently caress this lil dude needs to shut the gently caress up and post some "i'm into doctor who and like sushi, my hero is Ru Paul" basicness before he floats directly up his own rear end in a top hat 100%
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women's dating experiences.jpg. She told me that his second message was calling her cute and asking her to let him hear her cum, over the phone.
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I just don't get it Does it work or something. Is has to right. Like 1% of the time 100% of the time ??
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I imagine it works on the type of woman that likes that style of facial hair. No down side.
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I doubt it works. I've had women get those messages at just the right time where they're like gently caress it why not, and talk at the guy and the guys always blow it because well they're morons. It's like a dog chasing a car, doesn't know what to do once it has the bumper.
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LethalGeek posted:I've had women get those messages at just the right time where they're like gently caress it why not This is awesome and gives me hope.
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Germstore posted:I imagine it works on the type of woman that likes that style of facial hair. No down side. well, to be fair, the downside is that there are no woman that like that horrible poo poo
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i want to try new things and i really want a guy in my life that way older or way younger or the near and the same age to me that i can have loads of fun with. i love Country music and i all kinds of movies and i love to write my own songs. i am tall skinny with a long slight blonde hair brown eyes i shave everything if you really want to know ant thing else just ask! Race: Native American Speaks: English Yeah I don't think this profile is exactly honest about some things edit: Just because I think it's a bot, and doesn't match the profile I'm including the only photo from the profile for once. 
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i am picturing her literally shaving everything. compulsively. like any object in her reach gets the lady bic treatment E: that picture does not look like a blonde haired blue eyed native american Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 19, 2015 |
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Otisburg posted:i am picturing her literally shaving everything. compulsively. like any object in her reach gets the lady bic treatment I could help... :}
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Lady's wearing a wig. Her natural blonde hair is long gone. Shaving accident. 
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Otisburg posted:E: that picture does not look like a blonde haired blue eyed native american 
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I want to gag. His photos look lifeless as hell as well. SentinelsOfEvil My self-summary I just moved to Hong Kong recently from California and New York City and work as an attorney in a corporate law firm. Unlike many people in my field, I actually love my job. I was valuing equity derivatives at an investment bank in Singapore in my previous career and also have an engineering degree. I'm a talkative, energetic, sarcastic, and happy person. I'm curious about almost everything in life including art, history, philosophy, technology, politics, science and law (of course). What I’m doing with my life I'm a corporate attorney, attempting to dabble in building a start-up, and plan to explore Hong Kong in whatever little free time that I get I’m really good at finding something to talk about with almost everyone, poker, ping pong, squash, badminton, strategic board games, cooking Indian food, crossword puzzles and pub trivia. The first things people usually notice about me That I'm tall, dark and handsome? Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Currently reading - War and Remembrance; The Fatal Shore; Boys in the Boat BOOKS: Fiction - Wodehouse, John Grisham, Jeffrey Archer, Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein, Michael Connelly, Douglas Adams, Arthur Hailey, Michael Crichton, Ken Follett, Agatha Christie, Jon Krakauer, Scott Adams, the Millenium series, the Song of Ice and Fire series and a lot more. Non Fiction - Usually history (William Shirer is my favourite recent historian), military strategy, QCD, evolutionary biology, mathematics, economics, philosophy, religion, mythology etc. I love Richard Feynman!! Comics - Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, Garfield and Asterix. MOVIES - Any Hitchcock, Kubrick, Tarantino, Lumet, Woody Allen or Lubitsch movie, any screwball comedy from the 40's/50's/60's, a good con movie (e.g. The Sting), a good psychological thriller (e.g. Sleuth, Fracture) or a good war movie. SHOWS - Blackadder, Allo Allo, Yes Minister, The Practice, Southpark, West Wing, Fawlty Towers, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Archer, Firefly etc. MUSIC - I listen to a wide range of music ranging from Western Classical to Jazz to Hindi/Tamil music. FOOD - Anything vegetarian, preferably spicy and with some good craft beer The six things I could never do without Passport, kindle, squash racquet, hiking boots, classical music and F.C. Barcelona I spend a lot of time thinking about whether I should move to a nice island and embrace my natural laziness. There has to be some easy finance/law related job in the Cayman Islands for me On a typical Friday night I am catching up with friends over good beer/whiskey, watching a movie that I missed, reading a book or playing a game of chess The most private thing I’m willing to admit Since I'm obviously not going to reveal anything private here, here are some of my recent musings: Does buying a Mustang for my first car mean that I was having a"quarter"-life crisis? Would I be able to survive a zombie apocalypse? Are psychopaths perennially happy? You should message me if you are adventurous, you curious about the world, you can dish out and take sarcasm, and most importantly, you are generally a happy person.
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Here's another dude:  
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caberham posted:Here's another dude: Isn't this the youtube "you know whats better than a Lambourghini? books" guy?
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I just don't get it Reminds me of that David Cross bit: ""You know, that’s what I’m saying. ... I make things happen. I go for it. ... You know? ... I’ll ask a hundred chicks. You know, maybe I get ninety-nine no’s. That’s fine… slide it on, slide it on. Whatever.... But maybe that hundredth chick… likes to gently caress on a pile of trash."
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But, David Cross is a homosexual.
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2DCAT posted:Reminds me of that David Cross bit: ""You know, that’s what I’m saying. ... I make things happen. I go for it. ... You know? ... I’ll ask a hundred chicks. You know, maybe I get ninety-nine no’s. That’s fine… slide it on, slide it on. Whatever.... But maybe that hundredth chick… likes to gently caress on a pile of trash." That has been the sound in my head whenever I read the crazy poo poo that guys say to women, in-person or online.
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Uhhh I had a notification of a visitor tonight and this is what I found:         
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The Man From Utopia posted:Uhhh I had a notification of a visitor tonight and this is what I found: i see no problem here
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The Man From Utopia posted:Do you think I'm overreacting to the undertones of murderous intent? No. Not at all. It's the safe choice. It just shows an overabundance of caution.
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