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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


My answer was "The Expansion London Armourball Not As Tough as Rugby Players M8s"

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Manoueverable posted:

Wait people unironically thought the Niners are gonna be #1 pick bad? They might not even be Top-5 bad

I thought they'd be a popular answer you see.

I kinda played this one to win which will be funny when I end up in the middle of the pack again.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Grittybeard posted:

I thought they'd be a popular answer you see.

I kinda played this one to win which will be funny when I end up in the middle of the pack again.

With l-o-l Redskins lean I hope you have Gruden for answer 2

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Athanatos posted:

With l-o-l Redskins lean I hope you have Gruden for answer 2

Oh I'm already screwed for sure.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
I picked the guy who consistently has been on the hot seat but always escaped it; it may have been a bad choice.

edit: wait did all the aces from the last question pick other posters?? :laffo:

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

swickles posted:

Question 2:

2.) This NFL head coach gets fired first.



gently caress, I typed that then changed it :ughh:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
This NFL coach gets fired first:

Jay Gruden - 19 points
metapod
Yoshifan823
turbomoose
commy gun
Rogue Elephant
fartknocker
Kalli
Febreeze
johnfw50
A PALE HORSE
Gopher Flats
GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE
Choose Death
chicheviche
Pungry
Alaois
Oxysnake
Vlad Antlerkov
Raku


Jim Tomsula - 10 points
Benne
E_Motion
CzarStark
NC-17
Rasczak
ShakeZula
Fenrir
nicelynice
Magicpants
Gritty Beard


Mike Pettine - 10 points
Jrizzle
whypick1
notable dom x
Dirt Worshipper
Athanatos
Thaddius the Large
old dog child
Captain Yesterday
Silly Burrito
Ninurta


Lovie Smith - 10 points
Cavauro
Manoueverable
IcePhoenix
Cruel and Unusual
Freaquency
Chris James 2
bobjr
big jesus
Nystral
GeneX

Gus Bradley - 7 points
MrLogan
MindlessHavok
GNU Order
Ehud
Roger Craig
Doctor Candiru
AKMoose


Joe Philbin - 7 points
Pet Rock Band
Burger Trench
DO YALL WANT A HAM
Gandalf21
Jprime
No Butt Stuff
JesusTheDarkLord


Tom Coughlin - 4 points
seiferguy
McStabby
Burginator
Blatzmobile

Wisenhunt - 3 points
TubeStank
NickRoweFillea
Recursive


Chip Kelly - 3 points
kettleWL
waah
CortezFantastic


Jack del Rio - 2 points
C. Everett Coop
Parmesan Basil


ACES - 1 point
Eifert Posting - Chuck Pagano
Blitz7x - Dennis Green
That Works - Jason Garrett
R.D. Mangles - John Fox
Phobeste - Mike Shanahan
Chilichimp - Ron rivera
Wall Balls - Stan Cofall

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Washington is definitely on the evil list so I support any of you giving them as answers.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I am so winning this.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
Boo everyone who picked Gruden, that's a boring choice.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
If Dennis green gets hired and fired this season I should win automatically

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Ok I somehow super hosed up my excel sheet for keeping score and its either going to take a poo poo ton of time to find the problem, or someone else can lend a hand to keep score. Anyone interested?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Four people picked Tom Coughlin?

Come on, you guys know how this works.

NicelyNice
Feb 13, 2004

citrus
I don't know what's worth more comedy points - the Redskins continuing their downward spiral or a beautiful 49ers flameout

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Right in the meaty part of the curve

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

swickles posted:

Ok I somehow super hosed up my excel sheet for keeping score and its either going to take a poo poo ton of time to find the problem, or someone else can lend a hand to keep score. Anyone interested?

I'll help if you count Los Angeles Steelers the ace it so clearly is. :colbert:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Eifert Posting posted:

I'll help if you count Los Angeles Steelers the ace it so clearly is. :colbert:

You would be keeping score so how would I know?!?!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Poonerman posted:

Four people picked Tom Coughlin?

Come on, you guys know how this works.

Dude is always on the hot seat, though!

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

old dog child posted:

Ahaha, I knew it!


I'm just glad I wasn't the only one!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Anyways, with hopefully someone keeping score I move on to question 3:

3.) Tom Brady misses how many games this year?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I hope someone guessed 12.5

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Did you not get my email? Thought I'd sent it last night.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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That Works posted:

I hope someone guessed 12.5

I get the joke, but I giggled at the idea of Tom Brady sitting on the sideline with his pads on staring at the game getting angry ala Manziel.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


swickles posted:

Anyways, with hopefully someone keeping score I move on to question 3:

3.) Tom Brady misses how many games this year?



:golfclap:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
3.) Tom Brady misses how many games this year?


Four games - 45 points
Cavauro
Jrizzle
kettleWL
metapod
Manoueverable
notable dom x
Dirt Worshipper
MrLogan
NC-17
Burger Trench
Yoshifan823
Athanatos
Chilichimp
GNU Order
Rasczak
Cruel and Unusual
Ehud
seiferguy
Rogue Elephant
old dog child
NickRoweFillea
CortezFantastic
Chris James 2
Febreeze
Gandalf21
Jprime
McStabby
Burginator
bobjr
big jesus
ShakeZula
Gopher Flats
C. Everett Coop
GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE
Roger Craig
Choose Death
Captain Yesterday
chicheviche
Blatzmobile
Phobeste
Parmesan Basil
Nystral
Doctor Candiru
AKMoose
Gritty Beard

Zero games - 10 points
whypick1
Pet Rock Band
CzarStark
Thaddius the Large
turbomoose
Kalli
No Butt Stuff
Fenrir
Vlad Antlerkov
Raku


Two games - 8 points
Benne
That Works
DO YALL WANT A HAM
TubeStank
Recursive
A PALE HORSE
Pungry
Oxysnake

16/19/whole season - 7 points
Freaquency
johnfw50
E_Motion
Wall Balls
Magicpants
R.D. Mangles
JesusTheDarkLord


Five games - 4 points
MindlessHavok
Silly Burrito
Alaois
Ninurta


ACES
IcePhoenix 6
waah =avgPsiofColtBalls - avgPsiofPatriotBalls
nicelynice - gently caress Tom Brady
Blitz7x - Gisele Bundchen
fartknocker - Life
GeneX - more than zero
commy gun - Not Enough
Eifert Posting - pi

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

So far so glorious

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
For now here are the leaders with 35 pts.
Kalli
A Pale Horse
G. Pizza pie
Pungry
Oxysnake
Vlad Antlerkov.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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swickles posted:

waah =avgPsiofColtBalls - avgPsiofPatriotBalls

lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


That Works posted:

I am so winning this.

You jinxed it

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


The aces answers are awesome.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Yeah, so far waah has the funniest answer, but there are some gems later, especially in the Wells question.

The player with the most receiving yards will be:

swickles fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 19, 2015

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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swickles posted:

Yeah, so far waah has the funniest answer, but there are some gems later, especially in the Wells question.

Speaking of which, did you get my change for that question? I felt the need to revise it, given certain... news events.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

swickles posted:

ACES
fartknocker - Life
commy gun - Not Enough

Technically, my answer was "Not enough, ban him for life!", not that the one point difference is gonna matter at all ;)

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Gui Pizza pie by my count is the only one to nail the first three questions.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Don't worry, I'll be losing by the end

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Man, I keep hitting the #2s :(

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Swickles can you PM me your excel sheet? I really don't want to write down all these names.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

swickles posted:

3.) Tom Brady misses how many games this year?




Five games - 4 points
MindlessHavok
Silly Burrito
Alaois
Ninurta



Your sheet must be messed up. My answer was:

3. 4, one for each ring

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

We need a goon who specializes in diagnostic excelation

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

seiferguy posted:

Speaking of which, did you get my change for that question? I felt the need to revise it, given certain... news events.

shenanigans

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