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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

37 pages of cast fetish bullshit sent directly to Lemon there isn't enough bourbon in the world.

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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

I Before E posted:

I've heard of cat burgling, but cum burgling?

What a time to be alive.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Haruharuharuko posted:

37 pages of cast fetish bullshit sent directly to Lemon there isn't enough bourbon in the world.
:woop:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Haruharuharuko posted:

37 pages of cast fetish bullshit sent directly to Lemon there isn't enough bourbon in the world.
You'll never know if you don't try tho

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Had a look at Cleretic's Choose your own Change thread in ballpit and Hooley Dooley it's a cornucopia of insanity. It's structured as a Choose your own adventure with entry open to anyone without any oversight, so you get amazing poo poo all of the time.

quote:

suddenly Jeffs mother lifted Nicole and subsequently
Jeff up and walked somewhere
As they passed by Jeffs room Jeff heard the chronivac beep
In his mind "Duration permannet" It beeped
Jeff mentally fired but could do nothing as his sister was carried
To her playpen
Later he felt the familiar pressure and piss flew out of his mouth and it tasted horrible
Then he REMEBERed
HIS SISTER HAD BAD DIAREHHA
as if acting in a cosmic cue
She had DIAREHHA an DIT flooded into Jeffs mouth
And he gagged
How could he live like this forever?
Soon though his mother noticed and changed Nicole
And fed her beforeutting her back in the playpen and then
Later.....

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

chaos rhames posted:

Had a look at Cleretic's Choose your own Change thread in ballpit and Hooley Dooley it's a cornucopia of insanity. It's structured as a Choose your own adventure with entry open to anyone without any oversight, so you get amazing poo poo all of the time.

:stare:

Cyoc feels like a place that could sustain many months of episodes a la wikihow, although it would get a bit repetitive.

Cyberventurer
Jul 10, 2005
Reposted the "four feet of boob" quote in that thread just in case it can get into a document, if Cleretic makes one. :dance:

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


All this fetish talk reminded me of the Lift & Carry episode and whoo boy, that one is an underrated classic. Everyone involved is at the top of their game and dunking on weird nerds left and right.

"Do you even lift bros?"

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Lumbermouth posted:

All this fetish talk reminded me of the Lift & Carry episode and whoo boy, that one is an underrated classic. Everyone involved is at the top of their game and dunking on weird nerds left and right.

"Do you even lift bros?"

That was a really great :wtc: episode which they need to be few and far between but drat if they aren't great. The whole "Guys I totally saw two girls getting piggy back rides in the park and I didn't hide in the bushes and jerk off" story is so on point its almost sad.

Also :haw: cast fetish is in the hopper!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Also :haw: cast fetish is in the hopper!

Posted on the same day as "Recipes From Food Corporations' Websites."

I want to hear both!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

RyokoTK posted:

Posted on the same day as "Recipes From Food Corporations' Websites."

I want to hear both!

My mother is a wonderful woman and a great cook but for a bit we had some hard times and we ate a lot of Food Corporation Recipes for a time.

They are not prepared.

I'm 100% certain food companies don't know what to do with their own products.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

RyokoTK posted:

Posted on the same day as "Recipes From Food Corporations' Websites."

I want to hear both!

Both of those sound hilarious. Recipe episodes and obscure fetish episodes are always the best.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

PUGGERNAUT posted:

Both of those sound hilarious. Recipe episodes and obscure fetish episodes are always the best.

Out there people have combined them I'm sure.

Cummin' with Cumin

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
There's a surprising number of recipe books revolving around using semen as an ingredient.

(More than zero is a surprising amount.)

(There are more than five.)

Focacciasaurus_Rex fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 18, 2015

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

Dumb ideas!

http://thefpl.us/episode/185

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Trying to reverse Bozarth's STOG transformation isn't going so well.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Gimnbo posted:

Trying to reverse Bozarth's STOG transformation isn't going so well.

That was absolutely the best voice ever on The F Plus and I hope it never does get reversed.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

where the gently caress is bunnybread goddamnit

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
most of these recent episodes have only two readers besides boots and lemon so it might be a while

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Alaois posted:

where the gently caress is bunnybread goddamnit

He's super busy building a sex castle with his bare (bear) hands.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I think I found the blueprint for one of the castle walls

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:downs:

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Aug 21, 2015

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
If there is a hall of fame for usernames found on The F Plus, I'd definitely put Fart Garfunkel in there.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

If there is a hall of fame for usernames found on The F Plus, I'd definitely put Fart Garfunkel in there.

Elevated to the level of Skunk Skunk Spray Me Now, The King of Sharts, and Young Bi Lookin' Fly.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
And, of course, hypnoloser.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Shaggy 2 Boat

:sureboat:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Whitey is a Commie human being

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Shut Up Aaron

e: I'm pretty sure that Bozarth turned into Kumquatxop, not STOG, now that I've listened to the entire episode.

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Aug 19, 2015

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
AbortionIsIllegal123

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


HomoJoJo

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
DARKNONYMOUS

Edit: and Faguar

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

RyokoTK posted:

e: I'm pretty sure that Bozarth turned into Kumquatxop, not STOG, now that I've listened to the entire episode.
I was wondering what Gimnbo was talking about there.

"YES HELLO. DOL-PHINNS. AS USEFUL PEEETS?"

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Aug 19, 2015

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

RyokoTK posted:

Shut Up Aaron

e: I'm pretty sure that Bozarth turned into Kumquatxop, not STOG, now that I've listened to the entire episode.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I had to reread the list of readers and make sure that Kumquat wasn't on there.

e: "Yarrr, I be a congressman from the 7th District! :pirate: "

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Aug 19, 2015

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I believe they referred to it a Kumquatting on an older episode.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Lumbermouth posted:

I believe they referred to it a Kumquatting on an older episode.

Kumquat made that up himself, referring to him digging into a site's content outside of the doc.

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Kumsquat the Planet, loved that episode.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


How to Kumquat a Harry Potter website!

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

How often should I kumquat with my girlfriend?

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



RyokoTK posted:

Shut Up Aaron

e: I'm pretty sure that Bozarth turned into Kumquatxop, not STOG, now that I've listened to the entire episode.

Yeah I was trying to be super vague so as not to spoil anything. I meant that attempts to get Bozarth back to normal were just turning him into other F Plus readers. The Warp My Mind episode demonstrated that he has a pretty good Bunnybread, too.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Plague of Hats posted:

Kumquat made that up himself
It was Isfahan or Boots. I want to say that it was in the Sissy Kiss episode.

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