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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hey processes garlic too quickly buddy!

:respek:

I had some absolutely amazing roasted garlic with dinner a few weeks ago, like I dunno they roasted it in the skin and it just came out as these little perfectly roasted cloves in the skin still but cut open so I could dig them out, they were spreadable consistency and oh my god



e. garlic I suppose is anti-food-porn to some people, wrong people

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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Bodies are neat some dumbass fuckin bullshit

Every single one of my favorite dishes that I can cook or would sudoku over not being able to eat them is laden with garlic. Aside from this


PCOS Bill posted:

Give it a try, it's nice.

Yeah, I read up on it. 2 drops on a taco would be unholy amounts of heat. I could just mace myself on the tongue and get the same effect. I mean I'm dumb and I'd eat one anyway just to say "yeah, I did it because I'm not a wussy" but there's a point where its so hot you're defeating the purpose of spicing your food. I'd keep some alkaline solution handy to flush my mouth out afterwards because fuuuuuuuck that noise

Code Jockey posted:

I had some absolutely amazing roasted garlic with dinner a few weeks ago, like I dunno they roasted it in the skin and it just came out as these little perfectly roasted cloves in the skin still but cut open so I could dig them out, they were spreadable consistency and oh my god

it does not stop me from loading that poo poo up at mongolian bbq because god drat is garlic good and one must live in the moment


Yeah...yeah!!!

Garlic is the poo poo

Same with onions

Savior of bland meals everywhere and requires no spice or hot. Mongolian BBQ rules if its not too greasy. Lots of garlic and ginger and hot juice over lamb + veggies :getin:

Gonna have to hit that up tomorrow.

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Oh I can have garlic in like, normal amounts, but having like a half loaf of garlic bread will give me a pretty rancid stomach ache for about 5 or 6 hours.

It's not all bad, I mean, I didn't use to love slathering my bread for sandwiches with garlic butter... Nope...


:qq:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Oh I can have garlic in like, normal amounts, but having like a half loaf of garlic bread will give me a pretty rancid stomach ache for about 5 or 6 hours.

It's not all bad, I mean, I didn't use to love slathering my bread for sandwiches with garlic butter... Nope...


:qq:

Dude, don't eat a half a loaf of any kind of bread.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
mmm, garlic bread



mmm-:barf: liverwurst bread



Korean egg bread or something:




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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

PCOS Bill posted:

Dude, don't eat a half a loaf of any kind of bread.

YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Minarchist posted:


Korean egg bread or something:



Might, depending on what kind of bread.

I'm imagining that's jalapeno in it, and I think I'm fine with that.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Fishstick posted:

Insect related food things are trending here. You can find 'insect burgers' or 'insect meatballs' in random city supermarkets. I've tried the insect 'burgers' and they're pretty good - it's no beef burger, but it'll do.

I once talked to the salesperson trying to make me taste bug pesto in a Belgian supermarket and asked what was the percentage of bugs in their products, because I genuinely think it's a good idea to reduce our meat consumption.

He said it was less than 3%. When I asked him why not more he said that they were afraid that putting more bugs in them was going to disgust the purchaser.

:wtc: what a ridiculous reasoning. It says "bugs" right on the packaging if someone buys this he knows very well he's eating bugs. That's the whole point.

As long as they don't make this more than a stupid marketing gimmick they won't get my support.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


PCOS Bill posted:

Dude, don't eat a half a loaf of any kind of bread.
I assume by "loaf" he means like one of these:



Half of that isn't much.

Minarchist posted:

mmm-:barf: liverwurst bread

Liverwurst is delicious.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

He is, however, your real dad.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Tiggum posted:

I assume by "loaf" he means like one of these:



Half of that isn't much.

Liverwurst is delicious.

Yeah that's what I mean by a loaf of garlic bread.

It's a lot of garlic!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Samizdata posted:

I have to say, I use sushi as an excuse to eat wasabi and pickled ginger.

no you see you can't have anything stronger than soy sauce with your raw fish and brined rice

Tiggum posted:

Liverwurst is delicious.

:agreed:

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

I think those are deep fried mushrooms.

My first guess was "deep fried crinoid" but I can see joints, so I'm guessing crayfish\shrimp heads?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

Actually I think you'll find sushi is vinegared rice.

*shudders* I believe bill is right. Sushi refers to seasoned rice. Sashimi is raw fish sliced thin,
Maki is rolled, nigiri is a square with topping, "ships" are a more westernised concept. Deep frying and so on is a more modernist Japanese concept with regard to sushi but gently caress it's delicious.

Minarchist posted:

I'll put a few drops on my tacos :ohdear:

I have a bottle each of blairs 2am and 3am and my mate has a jar of blended up homegrown Carolina reapers :chanpop:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Do I understand correctly that you're supposed to eat sushi with your fingers, not chopsticks?

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
Goddamn sushi savages, here let me educate you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDL8yu34fz0

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Making sushi is not too difficult, it is just time consuming.





It tasted really good

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Code Jockey posted:

e. garlic I suppose is anti-food-porn to some people, wrong people
Roasted garlic can look uncomfortably similar to those lotus-seed pods that get some people's knickers in a knot:



But who cares? It's delicious. :allears:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Minarchist posted:

Every single one of my favorite dishes that I can cook or would sudoku over not being able to eat them is laden with garlic. Aside from this

I realize you probably meant seppuku, but thanks for the mental image :roflolmao:

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Data Graham posted:

Do I understand correctly that you're supposed to eat sushi with your fingers, not chopsticks?

The rolled up stuff you eat with your hands. The stuff with the fish on top you eat with the chopsticks.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


exquisite tea posted:

The rolled up stuff you eat with your hands. The stuff with the fish on top you eat with the chopsticks.
Exactly the other way around.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Minarchist posted:

mmm-:barf: liverwurst bread


Liverwurst/Braunschweiger spread on freshly baked bread is so good. :sparkles:

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Everyone's mother has this book.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

freelop posted:

Making sushi is not too difficult, it is just time consuming.





It tasted really good

Well, as long as you used those traditional scissors to cut up your sushi...

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AnonSpore posted:

Goddamn sushi savages, here let me educate you all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDL8yu34fz0

I was trying to find this last night, thank you

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Hirayuki posted:

Roasted garlic can look uncomfortably similar to those lotus-seed pods that get some people's knickers in a knot:



But who cares? It's delicious. :allears:

Haha yeah I totally thought "lotus boob" when I saw it but hnghhh so delicious

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Data Graham posted:

I realize you probably meant seppuku, but thanks for the mental image :roflolmao:

:thejoke:

content:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I'm the :( in the hotdog

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

I'm the :( in the hotdog

that's gary, larry and barry's cousin.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

freelop posted:

Making sushi is not too difficult, it is just time consuming.





It tasted really good

Throw in some sport peppers, neon green relish, and celery salt and you have yourself a Chicago Roll.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Normally I'm a total sushi hitler, I love the flavor of good salmon nigiri and just plain sashimi or fish + rice + seaweed, but the sushi place I frequent makes a tempura salmon roll that is just unbelievable and I order it maybe once a month because otherwise it'd kill me. The frying changes the texture of the rice, it's interesting. And really loving good

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kakairo posted:

Throw in some sport peppers, neon green relish, and celery salt and you have yourself a Chicago Roll.

AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, AHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

AHHHHHH gently caress!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

VendaGoat posted:

AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, AHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

AHHHHHH gently caress!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

That is hilarious and I totally would

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
It's like America and Japan have some kind of cultural agreement to totally ruin each others' food.



I've had deep-fried sushi, and it is delicious. Not something I'd order every time, but delicious nonetheless

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
:haw:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Would.

Also, salami sushi is like the best thing in the world.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dare I ask what the "rice" is?

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Would.

Also, salami sushi is like the best thing in the world.

Spam Musibi is a thing in Hawaii but I'm not a fan of cold Spam. Fried Spam is amazing though.

VendaGoat posted:

Dare I ask what the "rice" is?

Marshmallow rice krispies treats.



Pretty sure you're not supposed to use canned tuna for this kind of thing

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Minarchist posted:



Pretty sure you're not supposed to use canned tuna for this kind of thing

It's actually pretty popular, there's a roll I like that's wrapped in egg and has that kind of tuna inside, it's pretty decent

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