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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Febreeze posted:

Pound it, Thaddius :cheers:

TFF's civil war right here

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

swickles posted:

10.) This off topic subject is the most divisive in TFF.

Weather - 5 points
whypick1
E_Motion
Athanatos
DO YALL WANT A HAM
Alaois

drat, didn't think weather chat would get shut out so badly

swickles posted:

9.) We are goons, but some of us do physical activity. Other than football, this sport is the most fun to play.

Dota 2/LoL/e-sports - 10 points
Benne
IcePhoenix
waah
Kalli
Parmesan Basil
Doctor Candiru
Wall Balls
Ninurta
Magicpants
Silly Burrito

Copy-paste to Ignore List :colbert:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

how the gently caress am i the only one up for ping pong

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Who will win the final Shiva Bowl?

Taco - 25 points
Cavauro
kettleWL
Pet Rock Band
E_Motion
Dirt Worshipper
MrLogan
Burger Trench
Athanatos
Cruel and Unusual
commy gun
Freaquency
Rogue Elephant
Febreeze
Gandalf21
Recursive
Burginator
bobjr
big jesus
Gopher Flats
No Butt Stuff
Roger Craig
Choose Death
Fenrir
Silly Burrito
Ninurta

Pete - 12 points
notable dom x
GNU Order
That Works
Rasczak
Ehud
seiferguy
old dog child
McStabby
johnfw50
chicheviche
Pungry
Gritty Beard

Ruxin - 7 points
Jrizzle
CzarStark
MindlessHavok
TubeStank
ShakeZula
AKMoose
Alaois

Andre - 6 points
Chilichimp
Chris James 2
GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE
Blatzmobile
Phobeste
Doctor Candiru

2 point answers:

Chuck
metapod
Captain Yesterday

Kevin
Manoueverable
DO YALL WANT A HAM

The Viewers
NickRoweFillea
GeneX

ACES
Thaddius the Large - Chalupa Batman
JesusTheDarkLord - Dirty Randy
A PALE HORSE - Jenny
whypick1 - Mark Cuban. And JJ Watt will win the Sacko because he will have actually found a sack outside of the football field
Vlad Antlerkov - Rafi
R.D. Mangles - Rob Heubel
fartknocker - Ross Hester
Oxysnake - Shiva
Wall Balls - some stupid idot
Eifert Posting - Special guest star Tom Waits
Magicpants - Ted after his death was revealed to be a prank
turbomoose - Tom Brady
Yoshifan823 - Wacky Guest Star
IcePhoenix - Yuffie


I DONT WATCH THE LEAGUE BECAUSE I AM AN UNFUNNY PIECE OF poo poo WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO 3 SECONDS OF GOOGLING FOR MORE POINTS. YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE AND I AWARD YOU NEGATIVE TWO MILLION POINTS - -2,000,000 points
Benne
CortezFantastic
Blitz7x
Kalli
Jprime
C. Everett Coop
Parmesan Basil
Nystral
nicelynice
Raku
NC-17
waah

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Mwa ha ha, a complete guess.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Poor Kevin :(

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ehud posted:

i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

swickles posted:

Who will win the final Shiva Bowl?

Taco - 25 points
Cavauro
kettleWL
Pet Rock Band
E_Motion
Dirt Worshipper
MrLogan
Burger Trench
Athanatos
Cruel and Unusual
commy gun
Freaquency
Rogue Elephant
Febreeze
Gandalf21
Recursive
Burginator
bobjr
big jesus
Gopher Flats
No Butt Stuff
Roger Craig
Choose Death
Fenrir
Silly Burrito
Ninurta

Long live TacoCorp!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess

But didn't pick right

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
gently caress you i specifically wrote my answer to have it posted in its entirety

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No, swickles got it right :colbert:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Welp. :commissar:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
No love for the youngest MacArthur, so disappointed in TFF

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Thaddius the Large posted:

No love for the youngest MacArthur, so disappointed in TFF

If you are going to go for a MacArthur child, you gotta go for Ellie since apparently the fantasy skills are with the women in that family.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

quote:

IcePhoenix - Yuffie

:allears:

Never change

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

quote:

Eifert Posting - Gender relations on the Eurasian Steppes

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
And the final question:

Ted Wells or some other investogator will be sent off to invesitage this team this year?

Audio instead of a picture this time:

https://soundcloud.com/gavingrace/richie-incognito-song

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dammit, I now realize I should've put down "Kegel the Elf" for the Shiva Bowl one.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
So uh after making fun of swickles for not knowing how to use excel I forgot to save after making functions. It will be a while.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Real answer to 9 was ice hockey but I'm sure only like 5 tff goons have ever played it.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

waah posted:

:allears:

Never change

I was trying to go with the most recognizable character that I don't hate :shrug:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

IcePhoenix posted:

I was trying to go with the most recognizable character that I don't hate :shrug:

Um, Cid Highwind? hello!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Parmesan Basil posted:

Um, Cid Highwind? hello!

I think we both know Cid wouldn't have time for that fantasy league poo poo.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

IcePhoenix posted:

I think we both know Cid wouldn't have time for that fantasy league poo poo.

He strikes as a dude who would hate doing PPR actually

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Swickles, I didn't see my name under the *other sports* heading. I was, apparently, the only goon who plays Aussie Rules, the real football.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Eifert Posting posted:

So uh after making fun of swickles for not knowing how to use excel I forgot to save after making functions. It will be a while.

We all win, what's the use of keeping score. Let us be in TFF harmony.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Ted Wells or some other investogator will be sent off to invesitage this team this year?

Note: The scores are based on the team given, not the reason. The reason is just for fun. I also truncated/reworded some just for ease of entering them in so if you feel like your super clever joke hasn't been done justice then repost it yourself.

Patriots - 7 points
Manoueverable Patriots again, for cheating again
Ehud Patriots again, for cheating again
TubeStank Patriots again, for cheating again
fartknocker Patriots again, for cheating again
Nystral Patriots again, for cheating again
nicelynice Patriots again, for cheating again
notable dom x Patriots for dark arts

Jets - 7 points
McStabby Jets for Geno Smith incident
big jesus Jets for Geno Smith incident
Silly Burrito Jets for IK
seiferguy Jets for locker room violence
Recursive Jets for PEDs
turbomoose Jets for tampering
Roger Craig Jets to see if Jet fuel can melt steel beams

Washington Redskins - 7 points
CortezFantastic Redskins
Choose Death Redskins
whypick1 Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging
That Works Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging
Ninurta Redskins for improper burial ritual
Athanatos Redskins for player pay
GNU Order Redskins for satanic practices

Seahawks - 6 points
Pet Rock Band Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does
Burger Trench Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does
GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does
chicheviche Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does
Blatzmobile Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does
Cavauro seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does

Eagles - 6 points
commy gun Eagles for unsanctioned Hulk Hogan team visit
Fenrir Eagles for unsanctioned Hulk Hogan team visit
NickRoweFillea Eagles just because
CzarStark Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes
Chilichimp Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes
DO YALL WANT A HAM Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes

Broncos - 6 points
Oxysnake Broncos
JesusTheDarkLord Broncos
Raku Broncos
Kalli Broncos because Elway is full Sandusky
Cruel and Unusual Broncos for collusion
Phobeste

Buffalo Bills - 5 Points
ShakeZula Bills
No Butt Stuff Bills for bullying
C. Everett Coop Bills for foot fungus outbreak
bobjr Bills for Richie
Gritty Beard Buffalo Bills

Tampa Bay - 5 points
MindlessHavok Tampa Bay
E_Motion Tampa Bay for coverup of masive crab leg theft
old dog child Tampa Bay for coverup of masive crab leg theft
Chris James 2 Tampa Bay for MRSA
Doctor Candiru Tampa Bay for MRSA

Cleveland Browns - 4 points
Febreeze Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability
Gandalf21 Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability
A PALE HORSE Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability
AKMoose Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability

Steelers - 3 points
Burginator
Alaois
Wall Balls

49ers - 3 points
NC-17 49ers for sexual harassment
Yoshifan823 49ers for tanking
Rasczak 49ers for tanking

Cowboys - 3 points
Dirt Worshipper
Captain Yesterday
Gopher Flats for collusion

Bengals - 2 points
kettleWL Bengals, for being mediocre
Eifert Posting Bengals, for winning a Wild Card game

Colts - 2 points
waah Colts for allegations that Jim Irsay planned to rename stadium to Abbvie Appraciation Stadium
Freaquency Colts for Andrew Luck being a tattle-tale

Green Bay - 2 points
IcePhoenix Green Bay to see Rodger's closet
Magicpants Green Bay to see Rodger's closet

ACES
R.D. Mangles - Bears
johnfw50 - Chargers
Rogue Elephant - Chiefs for Eric Berry buying stem cells from Planned Parenthood to treat his cancer
GeneX - Dolphins for mediocrity
Vlad Antlerkov - Jaguars for lying about sending Jaxson deVille to a farm upstate
Benne - Lions, to investigate whether Jim Caldwell is actually and alian trying and failing to replicate human emotion
MrLogan - NY Giants to invesitigate all their injuries
Parmesan Basil - Raiders for being evil
Jrizzle - Rams for Bountygate II
Jprime - Saints for coach rolling on molly
metapod - Tennessee Titoons to prove the myth is real
Pungry - The US Government on behalf of Pete Carroll
Blitz7x - Titans for Mariota not throwing any picks
Thaddius the Large - Vikings to see if AP is whipping Matt Kalil's nuts everytime he fucks up


I have to head out for a bit, but will be back later to post more! Thank you for sheeping with me, its been fun and special thanks to Eifert Posting for scorekeeping!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

swickles posted:

Green Bay - 2 points
IcePhoenix Green Bay to see Rodger's closet
Magicpants Green Bay to see Rodger's closet

My dude :cool::respek::cool:

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Oh god drat those are some beautiful answers. I'm not gonna lie, I spit a little of my drink out over this one:


Rogue Elephant - Chiefs for Eric Berry buying stem cells from Planned Parenthood to treat his cancer

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The player with the lead going into the final question had an ace! Will it be enough?

Before final question:

1. Rogue Elephant ???
2t. KettleWL ???
2t. Jprime ???
4. Cavauro ???
5. Big Jesus


(Bengals fan supremacy)

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Motherfucker.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

you didn't include my reason :mad:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


swickles posted:


whypick1 Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging
That Works Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging


:snoop:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I regret not using "ineligible penis downfield" instead of "Winston's dick ended up somewhere it wasn't supposed to"

e: although I enjoy the visual of him sticking his wiener into a pair of crab legs on the sly

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Aug 20, 2015

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Aw, my answer was to see if contracts could melt special teams :[

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

swickles posted:

9.) We are goons, but some of us do physical activity. Other than football, this sport is the most fun to play.
Dota 2/LoL/e-sports - 10 points
Benne
IcePhoenix
waah
Kalli
Parmesan Basil
Doctor Candiru
Wall Balls
Ninurta
Magicpants
Silly Burrito

You said "physical activity and you counted loving video games :ughh:

:ughh:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Fenrir posted:

You said "physical activity and you counted loving video games :ughh:

:ughh:

do you know how much effort it takes to scream at your loving feeder teammates while typing in allchat so the other team knows how awesome you are and that your team is holding you back?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
It is impossible to be good at Starcraft or Counterstrike without mad reflexes, homie.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

IcePhoenix posted:

do you know how much effort it takes to scream at your loving feeder teammates while typing in allchat so the other team knows how awesome you are and that your team is holding you back?

I have no idea what the gently caress you said after the word "effort" in that post.

E: because it's not ever worth knowing, because it's a garbage game played by garbage players because WOOO ESPORTS... bleh. Seriously if anyone gives a flying gently caress about this dumb rear end bullshit just throw yourself off a bridge so we don't have to see it on twitch/youtube/etc anymore because holy gently caress that poo poo is the worst thing ever.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 20, 2015

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