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Febreeze posted:Pound it, Thaddius TFF's civil war right here
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:26 |
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swickles posted:10.) This off topic subject is the most divisive in TFF. drat, didn't think weather chat would get shut out so badly swickles posted:9.) We are goons, but some of us do physical activity. Other than football, this sport is the most fun to play. Copy-paste to Ignore List
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:32 |
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how the gently caress am i the only one up for ping pong
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:33 |
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Who will win the final Shiva Bowl? Taco - 25 points Cavauro kettleWL Pet Rock Band E_Motion Dirt Worshipper MrLogan Burger Trench Athanatos Cruel and Unusual commy gun Freaquency Rogue Elephant Febreeze Gandalf21 Recursive Burginator bobjr big jesus Gopher Flats No Butt Stuff Roger Craig Choose Death Fenrir Silly Burrito Ninurta Pete - 12 points notable dom x GNU Order That Works Rasczak Ehud seiferguy old dog child McStabby johnfw50 chicheviche Pungry Gritty Beard Ruxin - 7 points Jrizzle CzarStark MindlessHavok TubeStank ShakeZula AKMoose Alaois Andre - 6 points Chilichimp Chris James 2 GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE Blatzmobile Phobeste Doctor Candiru 2 point answers: Chuck metapod Captain Yesterday Kevin Manoueverable DO YALL WANT A HAM The Viewers NickRoweFillea GeneX ACES Thaddius the Large - Chalupa Batman JesusTheDarkLord - Dirty Randy A PALE HORSE - Jenny whypick1 - Mark Cuban. And JJ Watt will win the Sacko because he will have actually found a sack outside of the football field Vlad Antlerkov - Rafi R.D. Mangles - Rob Heubel fartknocker - Ross Hester Oxysnake - Shiva Wall Balls - some stupid idot Eifert Posting - Special guest star Tom Waits Magicpants - Ted after his death was revealed to be a prank turbomoose - Tom Brady Yoshifan823 - Wacky Guest Star IcePhoenix - Yuffie I DONT WATCH THE LEAGUE BECAUSE I AM AN UNFUNNY PIECE OF poo poo WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO 3 SECONDS OF GOOGLING FOR MORE POINTS. YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE AND I AWARD YOU NEGATIVE TWO MILLION POINTS - -2,000,000 points Benne CortezFantastic Blitz7x Kalli Jprime C. Everett Coop Parmesan Basil Nystral nicelynice Raku NC-17 waah
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:41 |
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Mwa ha ha, a complete guess.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:42 |
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Poor Kevin
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:42 |
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i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:43 |
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Ehud posted:i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:43 |
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swickles posted:Who will win the final Shiva Bowl? Long live TacoCorp!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:44 |
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Ehud posted:i looked at the wiki page for the show and made a guess But didn't pick right
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:44 |
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gently caress you i specifically wrote my answer to have it posted in its entirety
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:45 |
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No, swickles got it right
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:47 |
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Welp.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:50 |
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No love for the youngest MacArthur, so disappointed in TFF
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:52 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:No love for the youngest MacArthur, so disappointed in TFF If you are going to go for a MacArthur child, you gotta go for Ellie since apparently the fantasy skills are with the women in that family.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:55 |
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quote:IcePhoenix - Yuffie Never change
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:06 |
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quote:Eifert Posting - Gender relations on the Eurasian Steppes
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:06 |
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And the final question: Ted Wells or some other investogator will be sent off to invesitage this team this year? Audio instead of a picture this time: https://soundcloud.com/gavingrace/richie-incognito-song
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:06 |
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Dammit, I now realize I should've put down "Kegel the Elf" for the Shiva Bowl one.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:07 |
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So uh after making fun of swickles for not knowing how to use excel I forgot to save after making functions. It will be a while.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:07 |
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Real answer to 9 was ice hockey but I'm sure only like 5 tff goons have ever played it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:08 |
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waah posted:
I was trying to go with the most recognizable character that I don't hate
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:09 |
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IcePhoenix posted:I was trying to go with the most recognizable character that I don't hate Um, Cid Highwind? hello!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:13 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:Um, Cid Highwind? hello! I think we both know Cid wouldn't have time for that fantasy league poo poo.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:14 |
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IcePhoenix posted:I think we both know Cid wouldn't have time for that fantasy league poo poo. He strikes as a dude who would hate doing PPR actually
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:16 |
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Swickles, I didn't see my name under the *other sports* heading. I was, apparently, the only goon who plays Aussie Rules, the real football.
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Eifert Posting posted:So uh after making fun of swickles for not knowing how to use excel I forgot to save after making functions. It will be a while. We all win, what's the use of keeping score. Let us be in TFF harmony.
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Ted Wells or some other investogator will be sent off to invesitage this team this year? Note: The scores are based on the team given, not the reason. The reason is just for fun. I also truncated/reworded some just for ease of entering them in so if you feel like your super clever joke hasn't been done justice then repost it yourself. Patriots - 7 points Manoueverable Patriots again, for cheating again Ehud Patriots again, for cheating again TubeStank Patriots again, for cheating again fartknocker Patriots again, for cheating again Nystral Patriots again, for cheating again nicelynice Patriots again, for cheating again notable dom x Patriots for dark arts Jets - 7 points McStabby Jets for Geno Smith incident big jesus Jets for Geno Smith incident Silly Burrito Jets for IK seiferguy Jets for locker room violence Recursive Jets for PEDs turbomoose Jets for tampering Roger Craig Jets to see if Jet fuel can melt steel beams Washington Redskins - 7 points CortezFantastic Redskins Choose Death Redskins whypick1 Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging That Works Redskins for Dan Snyder tax dodging Ninurta Redskins for improper burial ritual Athanatos Redskins for player pay GNU Order Redskins for satanic practices Seahawks - 6 points Pet Rock Band Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does Burger Trench Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does GUISEPPE PIZZAPIE Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does chicheviche Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does Blatzmobile Seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does Cavauro seahawks for collusion/ poo poo Pete does Eagles - 6 points commy gun Eagles for unsanctioned Hulk Hogan team visit Fenrir Eagles for unsanctioned Hulk Hogan team visit NickRoweFillea Eagles just because CzarStark Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes Chilichimp Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes DO YALL WANT A HAM Eagles to investigate Chip's shakes Broncos - 6 points Oxysnake Broncos JesusTheDarkLord Broncos Raku Broncos Kalli Broncos because Elway is full Sandusky Cruel and Unusual Broncos for collusion Phobeste Buffalo Bills - 5 Points ShakeZula Bills No Butt Stuff Bills for bullying C. Everett Coop Bills for foot fungus outbreak bobjr Bills for Richie Gritty Beard Buffalo Bills Tampa Bay - 5 points MindlessHavok Tampa Bay E_Motion Tampa Bay for coverup of masive crab leg theft old dog child Tampa Bay for coverup of masive crab leg theft Chris James 2 Tampa Bay for MRSA Doctor Candiru Tampa Bay for MRSA Cleveland Browns - 4 points Febreeze Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability Gandalf21 Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability A PALE HORSE Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability AKMoose Browns for being so bad they go against statistical probability Steelers - 3 points Burginator Alaois Wall Balls 49ers - 3 points NC-17 49ers for sexual harassment Yoshifan823 49ers for tanking Rasczak 49ers for tanking Cowboys - 3 points Dirt Worshipper Captain Yesterday Gopher Flats for collusion Bengals - 2 points kettleWL Bengals, for being mediocre Eifert Posting Bengals, for winning a Wild Card game Colts - 2 points waah Colts for allegations that Jim Irsay planned to rename stadium to Abbvie Appraciation Stadium Freaquency Colts for Andrew Luck being a tattle-tale Green Bay - 2 points IcePhoenix Green Bay to see Rodger's closet Magicpants Green Bay to see Rodger's closet ACES R.D. Mangles - Bears johnfw50 - Chargers Rogue Elephant - Chiefs for Eric Berry buying stem cells from Planned Parenthood to treat his cancer GeneX - Dolphins for mediocrity Vlad Antlerkov - Jaguars for lying about sending Jaxson deVille to a farm upstate Benne - Lions, to investigate whether Jim Caldwell is actually and alian trying and failing to replicate human emotion MrLogan - NY Giants to invesitigate all their injuries Parmesan Basil - Raiders for being evil Jrizzle - Rams for Bountygate II Jprime - Saints for coach rolling on molly metapod - Tennessee Titoons to prove the myth is real Pungry - The US Government on behalf of Pete Carroll Blitz7x - Titans for Mariota not throwing any picks Thaddius the Large - Vikings to see if AP is whipping Matt Kalil's nuts everytime he fucks up I have to head out for a bit, but will be back later to post more! Thank you for sheeping with me, its been fun and special thanks to Eifert Posting for scorekeeping!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:23 |
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swickles posted:Green Bay - 2 points My dude
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:26 |
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Oh god drat those are some beautiful answers. I'm not gonna lie, I spit a little of my drink out over this one: Rogue Elephant - Chiefs for Eric Berry buying stem cells from Planned Parenthood to treat his cancer
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:27 |
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The player with the lead going into the final question had an ace! Will it be enough? Before final question: 1. Rogue Elephant ??? 2t. KettleWL ??? 2t. Jprime ??? 4. Cavauro ??? 5. Big Jesus (Bengals fan supremacy)
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:29 |
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Motherfucker.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:30 |
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you didn't include my reason
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swickles posted:
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:38 |
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I regret not using "ineligible penis downfield" instead of "Winston's dick ended up somewhere it wasn't supposed to" e: although I enjoy the visual of him sticking his wiener into a pair of crab legs on the sly 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Aug 20, 2015 |
# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:43 |
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Aw, my answer was to see if contracts could melt special teams :[
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:47 |
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swickles posted:9.) We are goons, but some of us do physical activity. Other than football, this sport is the most fun to play. You said "physical activity and you counted loving video games
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:55 |
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Fenrir posted:You said "physical activity and you counted loving video games do you know how much effort it takes to scream at your loving feeder teammates while typing in allchat so the other team knows how awesome you are and that your team is holding you back?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:59 |
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It is impossible to be good at Starcraft or Counterstrike without mad reflexes, homie.
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IcePhoenix posted:do you know how much effort it takes to scream at your loving feeder teammates while typing in allchat so the other team knows how awesome you are and that your team is holding you back? I have no idea what the gently caress you said after the word "effort" in that post. E: because it's not ever worth knowing, because it's a garbage game played by garbage players because WOOO ESPORTS... bleh. Seriously if anyone gives a flying gently caress about this dumb rear end bullshit just throw yourself off a bridge so we don't have to see it on twitch/youtube/etc anymore because holy gently caress that poo poo is the worst thing ever. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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