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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

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Doctor Medic
Apr 15, 2013

Going to space today!

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

3D GAY WORLD
May 15, 2007

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Poland Spring posted:

sigh heavily and set out with your new freakish companion to find your ex-wife, sounds like she's up to her usual shennanigans



Your needs satisfied, you climb aboard your new companion and mentally command it to head for the ships, where the men had previously mentioned "she" takes residence.



You don't know, or care, what "she" is - but you know it must be behind what has been happening here. If there are any answers to be found, they must be on board the derelict wooden vessels.



You climb aboard the farthest ship which seems to be embedded in the ice at an angle. It makes for an easier climb.

Topside smells terrible. Dark red stains line the walls and deck. Bodies lay strewn about, some hanging from the masts. You feel your mount quiver uncomfortably. Voices scream in the back of your mind, begging you to turn back.

As you investigate further, a man approaches you, a large wooden hatch behind him. You recognize him as the third man from the tent.

He smiles, a fresh red scar lining his face. "She's been waiting for you." He glances down at your mount, frowning. "You must go in alone."

> :ovr:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
>You go in and tell HER that it's MY weekend with Snowku Jr

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
>INFORM SENTRY that the beast with four backs is your legal counsel, and thus you act as a single party.

>DROP KNIFE in a gesture of good faith

and in the meantime,

>EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS

Section 31
Mar 4, 2012

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

>Attempt to contact a Shoggoth

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
> Say in unison, "We are one." Then fart in unison, too.

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



>perform a diving spear off of the construct and then hit the man with a five knuckle shuffle.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
> assimilate skeletons' legs and arms into abomination to increase its combat stats

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Gridlocked posted:

>You go in and tell HER that it's MY weekend with Snohan

fixed

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
>Tell the Guard you need to get Mr. Fussypants inside to use the litterbox immediately, or he can clean up the mess.

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!
Oh, hey. Another guy to mash into our mount.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
He's begging for a good dick sucking

> Hoover his junk

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>stone cold stunner

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Oh yeah! I'd nearly forgotten.

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

i love how grim this is trying to be and how stupid everyone is making it

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
> Install matrix.exe

> Become the one

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

much better

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Tell this guy that she can wait a little longer, and start rubbing his back in a friendly but sensual manner

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

Or this but completely gently caress it up to the point where it just becomes a really akward hug

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner


Poland Spring posted:

Or this but completely gently caress it up to the point where it just becomes a really akward hug


then


Amazing Zimmo posted:



> Hoover his junk

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
>proceed inside to see her as it will be more interesting then any of these other unfunny suggestions

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




NecroMonster posted:

>stone cold stunner

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
>Stone cold stun her

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