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Tinder is the loving best.
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Aug 20, 2015 04:53
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Am I the only one who still uses roofies and a woodchipper for strange? I'm exhausted just thinking of the effort this would require.
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Aug 20, 2015 06:02
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Sick crewman on the Green Ridge dies. http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/California-Air-National-Guardsmen-Nurse-Sick-Container-Ship-Crew-Member-322320212.html
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Aug 20, 2015 06:41
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Mr. Nice! posted:Tinder is the loving best. Seriously is. OKCupid gave me jack poo poo, just a bunch of go nowhere conversations. Meanwhile on tinder, I was balls deep less than 48 hours after making an account, and later on met my current girlfriend on it.
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Aug 20, 2015 06:47
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http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/20/asia/koreas-tensions/index.html North Korea fired on the South Korean propaganda speakers, SK returned fire. Live Korean Feed but they're just talking about what might happen next right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Qeov-VUpU
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Aug 20, 2015 10:43
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 says we won't end up doing anything to anyone.
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Aug 20, 2015 11:42
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Mr. Nice! posted:Tinder is the loving best. Another PI I know who does domestic cases says Tinder is by far the biggest gift to guys catching cheaters, just make a fake account with a hot chick/dude as your picture and swipe for an hour til you find the person, honey pot them, and give the screen shots to the person paying you and get paid.
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Aug 20, 2015 13:12
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Apparently Sedan Chair made the news.
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Aug 20, 2015 15:55
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Slim Pickens posted:Seriously is. OKCupid gave me jack poo poo, just a bunch of go nowhere conversations. Meanwhile on tinder, I was balls deep less than 48 hours after making an account, and later on met my current girlfriend on it. I've had the opposite results, could never get a convo going on Tinder, but have been plowing nerdy/hipster chickens for years off okc. My "type": atheist vegetarian grad students who "love to travel" and are "an open book, just ask me anything" but aren't there "for hook-ups"
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Aug 20, 2015 17:10
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DownByTheWooter posted:I've had the opposite results, could never get a convo going on Tinder, but have been plowing nerdy/hipster chickens for years off okc. My "type": atheist vegetarian grad students who "love to travel" and are "an open book, just ask me anything" but aren't there "for hook-ups" The secret to tinder success: have a good picture of your face where you don't look like a creep and have pictures of dogs. Swipe right on anything at all that you might be interested in loving, and try to be funny when chatting with them. Actually say something about something they have in their thing. You're going to still have plenty of misses, but the hits are great. It also helps to live in a city with multiple colleges.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:16
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Start talking about some sensitive bullshit and then just cut down to the chase and ask if you can tongue punch her fart box.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:20
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ActusRhesus posted:Start talking about some sensitive bullshit and then just cut down to the chase and ask if you can tongue punch her fart box. This works surprisingly well when you're 25.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:21
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Hi I'm ~Tinder Username~ and I’ll treat your crotch like Golden Corral on Veteran’s Day.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:32
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Potential BFF posted:Hi I'm ~Tinder Username~ and I’ll treat your crotch like Golden Corral on Veteran’s Day. Thank you for servicing me.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:32
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Mr. Nice! posted:The secret to tinder success: have a good picture of your face where you don't look like a creep welp guess I'm out
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Aug 20, 2015 17:34
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I keep getting matched and getting along with chicks on tinder who are looking for a new boyfriend, okc makes it pretty easy to screen for who's not going to waste my time.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:39
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ActusRhesus posted:Start talking about some sensitive bullshit and then just cut down to the chase and ask if you can tongue punch her fart box. Get number send dick pic
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Aug 20, 2015 17:53
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1 for 1. Can't complain.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:56
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"I'm not just looking for a hookup" THEN WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU ON TINDER?!
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Aug 20, 2015 17:56
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Tongue punch her fart box is the most hilarious sentence in the English language.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:56
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Brits jealous, form smaj of the army position, give it to guy with hella tattoos to troll us: tat pic https://www.facebook.com/britisharmy/photos/a.10150214602630615.444131.318319690614/10155967655095615/?type=1&permPage=1 official link http://www.army.mod.uk/news/27179.aspx Edit: and they're pushing him after into the next most horrible rank after SMA: quote:At the end of his 3-year tenure, he will be moving on to the year-long Intermediate Command and Staff Course at Shrivenham, for which he will take up his substantive promotion to Major. Zeris fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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Aug 20, 2015 17:58
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Edit: gently caress.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:01
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I think that gives them the lead.FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:"I'm not just looking for a hookup" In Utah almost every profile says "LDS" or "not LDS". It's considered a regular dating app. In Nevada, not so much.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:02
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Godholio posted:I think that gives them the lead. Tinder is really effective overseas, Singapore had like a 75% hit rate and every one was responsive.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:06
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I've had far more success with OKC, but to be fair I never gave Tinder much of a try.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:The secret to tinder success: have a good picture of your face where you don't look like a creep... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Mr. Nice! posted:...and have pictures of dogs. Oh, ok, I guess I could do that.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:10
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Mr. Nice! posted:The secret to tinder success: have a good picture of your face where you don't look like a creep anyone got that pic he posted of himself in the hospital handy?
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Aug 20, 2015 18:18
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While you were discussing all your gay dating crap Kimchi Long Bun shelled South Korea again. Happy with yourselves?
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Aug 20, 2015 18:18
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Teflon Don posted:While you were discussing all your gay dating crap Kimchi Long Bun shelled South Korea again. Happy with yourselves? Besides the one shell this morning?
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Aug 20, 2015 18:21
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Teflon Don posted:While you were discussing all your gay dating crap Kimchi Long Bun shelled South Korea again. Happy with yourselves?  
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Aug 20, 2015 18:22
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SK fired back. :itshappening:
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Aug 20, 2015 18:22
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:anyone got that pic he posted of himself in the hospital handy? ladies 
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Aug 20, 2015 18:23
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Ogrel72 posted:SK fired back. Yay for another Korean-peninsula war-blueballs.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:24
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Ogrel72 posted:SK fired back. Yeah but North Korea didn't. Granted if the ROK keeps up with the broadcasts maybe we'll get to see an update version of Nuclear Strike...drat the DMZ level was fun.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:27
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quote:Oh, a day in the life...Well, the other morning, I wake up, I find a dog sniffing at my wound. He's fully aroused, mind you. So I'm thinking, "Oh great, what does this jerk want." Of course, I know what he wants. He's lookin' at me right in the eyes. He does not have to say it. Not that he could. (He sucks on a lemon, and his voice gets very high pitched) Oh, that is tart. That is really tart. (His voice returns to normal) I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? I dunno, maybe. I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. I mean, that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God. I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
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Aug 20, 2015 18:37
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Zeris posted:Brits jealous, form smaj of the army position, give it to guy with hella tattoos to troll us: In other news, former Sergeant Major of the Army Raymond F Chandler, 52, found dead in his own home of an apparent aneurysm.
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Aug 20, 2015 19:33
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Godholio posted:Can't complain. Stolen valor right here.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:04
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Dredd likes the good poo poo apparently http://m.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11500648
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gfanikf posted:Apparently Sedan Chair made the news. Dude says his father is black and the white guy who married his mother is not his father.
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