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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Vintersorg posted:

Im avoiding anything on that Martian movie. I want to go in pure fresh. Hard Sci-Fi like that in mainstream hollywood is rare.

[Spoilers], He finds a genie bottle buried in the martian soil and wishes himself home after several whack hijinks .[\Spoilers]

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coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

computer parts posted:

I don't care if he does get off the planet, I care how he does it.
yeah i'm not sure how PROTAGONIST SURVIVES FILM is a spoiler

but i've tagged it because :nerds:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
It's less that a spoiler-y trailer tells you exactly what happens right then and there. But more that it shows you a lot of shots that, while watching the movie, you start remembering and filling in the blanks with.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

coffeetable posted:

yeah i'm not sure how PROTAGONIST SURVIVES FILM is a spoiler

but i've tagged it because :nerds:

How would that not be a spoiler? It's the very definition of a spoiler.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

The movie should be called Martian Lives in the End

Problem solved

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

BonoMan posted:

It's less that a spoiler-y trailer tells you exactly what happens right then and there. But more that it shows you a lot of shots that, while watching the movie, you start remembering and filling in the blanks with.

Funny, because I also hear a lot of people bitch and moan about completely separate scenes getting stitched together in trailers.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

GonSmithe posted:

Your cousin sounds like a bad person. How many CinemaSins videos does he watch daily?

Did he never hear the expression "It's about the journey, not the destination" in his entire life?

He's not and none.

This is a typical genre trailer from the 50s...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5i-PVLMVY


They haven't gotten more spoiler filled.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
It's sad, but Kiimo will attest to this; the studios know what they're doing and they don't give a poo poo if they spoil the movie for you. The trailers are designed to put butts in seats, and there are way more idiot hellfucker "Yee haw 'spolsions!!!!" movie goer butts than there are intelligent movie lover butts.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Dillbag posted:

It's sad, but Kiimo will attest to this; the studios know what they're doing and they don't give a poo poo if they spoil the movie for you. The trailers are designed to put butts in seats, and there are way more idiot hellfucker "Yee haw 'spolsions!!!!" movie goer butts than there are intelligent movie lover butts.

Seeing as '1' is infinitely larger than '0', I would agree.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Hmmm... it seems that it's 1 larger to me.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Here's a NSFW trailer for a movie I had no idea existed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9CFH-biWiE

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

teagone posted:

Here's a NSFW trailer for a movie I had no idea existed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9CFH-biWiE

On one hand, looks crass and juvenile. On the other, lol zombie cat.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbqcMfUdlI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfpack

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

teagone posted:

Here's a NSFW trailer for a movie I had no idea existed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9CFH-biWiE
I saw a movie in theaters recently (and I'm completely blanking on which one it was now), and in the previews before the movie, a few little short red-band clips from this were shown. It didn't look funny at all and I didn't know how it got made but there were some people in the theater laughing hysterically, so I guess that's how.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I saw a movie in theaters recently (and I'm completely blanking on which one it was now), and in the previews before the movie, a few little short red-band clips from this were shown. It didn't look funny at all and I didn't know how it got made but there were some people in the theater laughing hysterically, so I guess that's how.

People love dem zombies and titties mang.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I saw a movie in theaters recently (and I'm completely blanking on which one it was now), and in the previews before the movie, a few little short red-band clips from this were shown. It didn't look funny at all and I didn't know how it got made but there were some people in the theater laughing hysterically, so I guess that's how.

It was The Gift.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



it looks kinda like dead rising the movie but without the whole bees bullshit

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lady Naga posted:

Please don't spoil the tracklisting of Journey's new album.

They've never been the same since Perry passed :(

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

it looks kinda like dead rising the movie but without the whole bees bullshit

It doesn't look like it has anywhere near as good a sense of humor as Dead Rising has

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

effectual posted:

They've never been the same since Perry passed :(

Uh, he's not dead, is that a weird joke?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Does anyone have an idea of when The Witch comes out other than "2016"?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Ehud posted:

Does anyone have an idea of when The Witch comes out other than "2016"?

They don't have it nailed down. Even IMDB Pro just says 2016.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wandle Cax posted:

Uh, he's not dead, is that a weird joke?

He had hip surgery and a cancer scare and then watched someone else slowly die of cancer, that must be where that comes from. Also he should reunite with Journey he has a responsibility to full arenas everywhere.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

kiimo posted:

He had hip surgery and a cancer scare and then watched someone else slowly die of cancer, that must be where that comes from. Also he should reunite with Journey he has a responsibility to full arenas everywhere.

I thought he was dead too, but that's mainly because it was such a big deal who replaced him.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Singular?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec1-3Fjxy0c


Or Plural?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zreNh78kTjg

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Can't wait for it to be delayed another year and feature the title "Finally, Girls!"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lady Naga posted:

Can't wait for it to be delayed another year and feature the title "Finally, Girls!"

And then Lena Dunham announces that her show will have a cinematic finale released at the same time...

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Saw a new Hunger Games trailer today at the movies and it seemed like it was designed to say "Hey, remember these character deaths that made you cry? Guess what, they're totally in there!" Seeing as they specifically showed the sewer fight and the care packages.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

muscles like this? posted:

Saw a new Hunger Games trailer today at the movies and it seemed like it was designed to say "Hey, remember these character deaths that made you cry? Guess what, they're totally in there!" Seeing as they specifically showed the sewer fight and the care packages.

How does the sewer fight look?

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

teagone posted:

Here's a NSFW trailer for a movie I had no idea existed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9CFH-biWiE

Do Eagle scouts really wear their uniforms full time?


Final Girls looks good, I don't care that it's dumb and meta

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MacheteZombie posted:

How does the sewer fight look?

They only showed bits and pieces so it was hard to tell exactly. The CG looked a little rubbery but they've still got time to shore it up.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Final Girls look like Cabin in the Wood except with more heart and less I AM THE SMART cynicism, it gives me vibes of a better-budgeted version of Tucker&Dale v Evil

Ayem
Mar 4, 2008
Another VERY short star wars teaser just dropped on instagram:
https://instagram.com/p/65PhxOs_RH/?taken-by=starwars

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ayem posted:

Another VERY short star wars teaser just dropped on instagram:
https://instagram.com/p/65PhxOs_RH/?taken-by=starwars

Thats the same one/

EDIT: Oh, I thought I was in the Star Wars thread for some raisin. :3:

Vintersorg fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Aug 27, 2015

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Ayem posted:

Another VERY short star wars teaser just dropped on instagram:
https://instagram.com/p/65PhxOs_RH/?taken-by=starwars

Oh shitttttt

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Here's a trailer for Victoria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8wcV3GjW0

It's a heist thriller shot in a single take.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Here's a trailer for Victoria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8wcV3GjW0

It's a heist thriller shot in a single take.

I would have to be stone cold sober.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Here's a trailer for Victoria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8wcV3GjW0

It's a heist thriller shot in a single take.

lol at that Variety quote at the 1:22 mark

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Here's a trailer for Victoria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8wcV3GjW0

It's a heist thriller shot in a single take.

This is ballsy as gently caress. Really look forward to seeing how this turns out.

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Here's a trailer for Victoria:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8wcV3GjW0

It's a heist thriller shot in a single take.

Will it be a good film, or just a good gimmick? Only time will tell.

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