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Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

Shadeoses posted:



This is so much more pleasant to look at now.

I'm sorry, I can't read the first panel as anything but Zed talking about the fuckbarn.

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Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Fun Fact: I am currently wearing the tracksuit modelled by (googles Day By Day) Sam?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

So, if I'm reading this right, Skye is more or less preying on betas who are too weak to do anything but let her lead them on as she exploits them for dinner.

Jesus, I'm calling it now, only because I'm consistently wrong as hell with my guesses, and want to maintain the streak: Skye gets attacked, and either secretly enjoys it, or spends the next x strips being made fun of by Zed and Waifu as they point out that she had it coming to her.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Shadeoses posted:

Fun Fact: I am currently wearing the tracksuit modelled by (googles Day By Day) Sam?

Can you speak on the logic of having a tracksuit providing cleavage space for ample bosoms? It seems like it would defeat the purpose.

Also I don't know why this came to me now but since we've decided to photoshop tracksuits onto them, I now am imagining them wearing Puritan-Era smocks, just for irony's sake.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Xanderkish posted:

Can you speak on the logic of having a tracksuit providing cleavage space for ample bosoms? It seems like it would defeat the purpose.

Well it should work if it's unzipped. I don't have large bosoms but I don't see why it wouldn't work out.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Shadeoses posted:

Ok, I'm actually reading the dialogue now, what the hell is this new plotline? What happened to the fuckbarn?

Some awful vectored paper dolls came to the fuckbarn and then left, then they found one, Anthony Wiener, had left Hillary's email thumb drive (on purpose maybe? there was an exceptionally confusing strip), but woops it was just his giant collection of dick pics. And now we've moved pretty directly into this with basically no segue. Fuckbarn lasted for maybe a week, and now this just in: Skye, like most women, is a whore.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Xanderkish posted:

This is somewhat tangential to your criticism of the owners of the website, which I think is a totally fair point, but I came across this article that pointed out the "puritanical glee" that some people have over this Ashley-Madson thing, like that people are thrilling at ousting people who are cheating and essentially ruining their public and personal lives, and talking about how the reasons for people cheating can sometimes (not necessarily always or even usually) be more complicated than we make it out to be, but that those nuances are left behind in the scandalous pleasure people get at seeing cheaters get outed. And it gave me pause. Obviously I'm not bothered by someone like Duggar, who makes a career out of disparaging others using his own moral superiority, getting outed, but now a lot of people have the potential to have their lives ruined because of hackers invading their private live, but its in this area that's either morally gray or outright black for a lot of people, so people don't feel bothered about it or worried about whether their information might also be vulnerable, and in fact they're enjoying it. That's hosed up.

It's similar to the Ted Rall thing in that while I'm not necessarily rooting for certain people or entities, I'm definitely feeling schadenfreudy at the comeuppance to be had.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Shadeoses posted:

Ok, I'm actually reading the dialogue now, what the hell is this new plotline? What happened to the fuckbarn?

i'm surprised the dialog is readable

Zetsubou-san fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Aug 21, 2015

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Okay, so parading topless around a bar to entice men to come and spend money on food and drink is awesome conservative business sense.

Putting those topless pictures on tinder to entice men to come and spend money on food and drink is liberal slutbag depravity.

Makes sense.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

VitalSigns posted:

Okay, so parading topless around a bar to entice men to come and spend money on food and drink is awesome conservative business sense.

Putting those topless pictures on tinder to entice men to come and spend money on food and drink is liberal slutbag depravity.

Makes sense.

One of those things leads to Zedd making money and getting to hang out with famous people...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Shadeoses posted:

Ok, I'm actually reading the dialogue now, what the hell is this new plotline? What happened to the fuckbarn?

The new plotline is that liberal strawman sister is a stupid whore. So same plotline as before.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

You know, speaking of that puritanical glee I was talking about before, I've read stuff for a sexuality class I was taking that said that a lot of the puritan-era trials functioned not just as a way to condemn what was bad, but as a form of entertainment. Having people be accused of, or confess to, things that were considered depraved became a form of entertainment and possibly also a way for people to vicariously live out their own unspoken fantasies.

I see a lot of parallels between that and a lot of conservative backlash against sexuality. I remember there was one pundit who said that gay people can have up to 20,000 sexual partners in their lifetime, and from a certain angle that sort of poo poo sounds almost like fantasizing wish fulfillment . Then you have people like Jarlsberg, who lack any sort of subtlety and will make fun of Bill Clinton for having affairs while at the same time describing in lurid detail who he was having affairs with and how.

poo poo's pretty wild, is what I'm saying.

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?
The DbD comments are the expected slutshaming and feminists are ugly chorus, with a touch of bestiality outta nowhere.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Shadeoses posted:

Fun Fact: I am currently wearing the tracksuit modelled by (googles Day By Day) Sam?

Day by Day is now a fashion blog to post what you're wearing today.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Tom Guycot posted:

Day by Day is now a fashion blog to post what you're wearing today.



That's actually what it always was. It's why the women wear less and less clothing the more Muir withdraws from society.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I'm just glad we found a way to make DBD more palatable to look at.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Context for upcoming cartoons:

Jimmy Carter was one of the best Presidents that the US ever had and is a truly noble, inspiring person, he's dying of cancer and taking it with a smile and satisfaction with a life well lived. But, cartoonists hate him so they're going to poo poo all over him.
http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2015/08/19/432934667/what-jimmy-carter-did-after-his-involuntary-retirement

Click here for C-SPAN's bullshit-free video presentation of his speech:
http://www.c-span.org/video/?327705-1/former-president-jimmy-carter-news-conference-cancer-diagnosis

Get ready for lots of prison rape jokes due to the Fogle matter:
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/08/19/432858347/ex-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-paying-for-sex-with-minors
Jared Fogle, the former Subway pitchman, is expected to admit that he paid for sex with two minors and participated in a scheme that secretly recorded 12 other children engaging in sexual acts.

He had a creepy friend that gave him some kiddie stuff, that friend also helped him to arrange visits to other cities where he'd book a hotel and pay to have sex with a minor. For many years. Gross.


Death l-o-v-e-s his job! And Men At War could be a great band name... or gay porn about furious man slamming.

The first comic is great: the guy has his jug of water because he might die of thirst during his journey, the border fence is there, but gently caress this cartoon it's terrible because Trump would never exercise!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Okay I'm actually loving sick of this poo poo at this point

Not the Planned Parenthood jokes, those are inevitable, there's no way to stop them

I'm just sick of this discussion of 'organ sale' as if it's happening in a void

Name the buyers

Name the buyers you shits

Name the people who paid the money

Stop pretending that you can just 'sell' something without someone else buying it

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Scientists and doctors, in other words, satanists.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Halal delis.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Shadeoses posted:

I'm just glad we found a way to make DBD more palatable to look at.

Why not just write your own cartoon at this point? You've already put in more effort than goes into the original.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Zetsubou-san posted:

i'm surprised the dialog is readable



Oh Pope, never stop. :peanut:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Xanderkish posted:

You know, speaking of that puritanical glee I was talking about before, I've read stuff for a sexuality class I was taking that said that a lot of the puritan-era trials functioned not just as a way to condemn what was bad, but as a form of entertainment. Having people be accused of, or confess to, things that were considered depraved became a form of entertainment and possibly also a way for people to vicariously live out their own unspoken fantasies.

I see a lot of parallels between that and a lot of conservative backlash against sexuality. I remember there was one pundit who said that gay people can have up to 20,000 sexual partners in their lifetime, and from a certain angle that sort of poo poo sounds almost like fantasizing wish fulfillment . Then you have people like Jarlsberg, who lack any sort of subtlety and will make fun of Bill Clinton for having affairs while at the same time describing in lurid detail who he was having affairs with and how.

poo poo's pretty wild, is what I'm saying.

The top 10 searches on Conservapedia (the wingnut answer to Wikipedia) from a few years ago:

Main Page‎ [1,906,729]
Homosexuality‎ [1,572,713]
Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [517,086]
Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [420,687]
Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [389,052]
Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [388,123]
Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [365,888]
Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [331,553]
Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [291,179]
Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [265,322]

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

D.N. Nation posted:

Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [389,052]

Well poo poo, with a name like that how could I resist? Let's have a look at conservapedia and...

quote:

Dr. Michael Heller's medical journal article in the Annals of Emergency Medicine entitled The Gay Bowel Syndrome: A Common Problem of Homosexual Patients in the Emergency states regarding gay bowel syndrome the following: "Frequently and promiscuity of sexual intercourse is probably a major risk factor. Gay men in this country have both higher rates of intercourse and many more sexual partners than do either straight men or gay women."

Oh hey what a surprise to see you here.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


I'm a little worried about JRROSE. He hasn't signed his name with an exclamation mark since July 25.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



More Cute Carter Comix plz.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

D.N. Nation posted:

The top 10 searches on Conservapedia (the wingnut answer to Wikipedia) from a few years ago:

Main Page‎ [1,906,729]
Homosexuality‎ [1,572,713]
Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [517,086]
Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [420,687]
Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [389,052]
Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [388,123]
Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [365,888]
Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [331,553]
Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [291,179]
Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [265,322]
Ultimately conservatives will be the only ones who care about homosexuality more than what color socks to put on in the morning.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I dunno man, Carter did some shady stuff too:
- Ally of the Shah of Iran
- Beginning of deregulation leading to eventual Reaganomics

Ok, I can think of only two, but still.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

:3:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

MonsieurChoc posted:

I dunno man, Carter did some shady stuff too:
- Ally of the Shah of Iran
- Beginning of deregulation leading to eventual Reaganomics

Ok, I can think of only two, but still.

Area President Not Perfect In Every Way

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MonsieurChoc posted:

I dunno man, Carter did some shady stuff too:
- Ally of the Shah of Iran
- Beginning of deregulation leading to eventual Reaganomics

Ok, I can think of only two, but still.

I've seen people blaming him for getting the religious evangelical types into politics.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Global Warming?
Fiddlesticks!

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

zakharov posted:

Area President Not Perfect In Every Way

Like I said, I could think of only two. Pretty good for an american president.

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Tom Guycot posted:

Day by Day is now a fashion blog to post what you're wearing today.



Now if you can clean up the text boxes, it might be an interesting comic!

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Now I may be just be a simple country lizard...

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

VitalSigns posted:

Scientists and doctors, in other words, satanists.

Funny you should mention that, this came up in my Facebook feed a couple days ago (posted it in the Idiots on Social Media thread):

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


MonsieurChoc posted:

I dunno man, Carter did some shady stuff too:
- Ally of the Shah of Iran
- Beginning of deregulation leading to eventual Reaganomics

Ok, I can think of only two, but still.

You forgot the worst thing he ever did: lose to Ronald Reagan :argh:

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

Funny you should mention that, this came up in my Facebook feed a couple days ago (posted it in the Idiots on Social Media thread):



Ahhhh two great flavors that go great together- Satanist Panic and Butcher Abortionists

It's like a party in my mouth, an evil devil party FROM HELL that is :unsmigghh:

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