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Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Parity warning posted:

Giovinco is playing in MLS? lol

He's far and away the best player in the league and it's not even a debate

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/634424851755892736

I loled

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sassassin posted:

Montero hasn't done anything this season that he didn't do last. It's insulting to imply Montero wasn't doping before.
He's only come up against an ageing troglodyte and a dutch "defender" so there's plenty of time for him to revert to being poo poo

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


http://metro.co.uk/2015/08/20/manchester-united-fan-brilliantly-hands-louis-van-gaal-a-list-of-tactics-and-transfer-advice-5352485/

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Barney Ronay what the gently caress

The beginning of his most recent article posted:

One of the most striking things about visiting the United States these days is noticing for the first time how much of the world’s most powerful nation, this glorious frontier land lodged between two shining seas, is coated in breadcrumbs. Basically they breadcrumb everything now. It’s not just breadcrumbed meat, breadcrumbed vegetables, breadcrumbed pizza, or even, in the absence of visible crumb, that chemical glaze the US seems to apply to everything from breakfast cereals to yoghurt to the hair, skin and teeth of its presidential candidates.

At one point during my holiday there this summer, which was, in fairness, in Florida, the country’s great scented armpit, I bought a sandwich containing breadcrumbed chicken and breadcrumbed aubergine crammed between two slices of bread that were, in a rare case of missed opportunity, not breadcrumbed.

The nightmare of American food – so much food, but somehow always the wrong food – is nothing new, just as the rise of Total Breadcrumb is a logical step for a nation that has always taken patriotic pride in its powers of mass production. “All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good,” Andy Warhol famously said, and there is something triumphantly star-spangled about this impulse to sand down and homogenise, the artful sterility of the breadcrumbed life.

All of which is a roundabout way of offering up some praise for the Premier League, which is having a moment of its own in the US right now.

Given the food focus I wouldn't be surprised if this was wholesale plagiarism of something written by Martin Samuel.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Someone in TRP made that.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

right thread

Muller isn't a central midfielder

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

chuggo is BACK posted:

right thread

Muller isn't a central midfielder

Should just put not pogba there instead.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
MLS players better get used to being told "You suck, rear end in a top hat!", because America's ultras refuse to be silenced.

https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/article/the-rise-of-ultras-in-major-league-soccer

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This was just played for the pre-game coverage of the Juve-Udinese stream I'm watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRkw94UemhE

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5g3K7_rS7Q

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

oh my

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Oh boy oh boy

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Moar

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

why

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

:perfect:

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
666

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady


They must have been sitting on it for a while, they put it up almost right away after he scored these two stunning golazos yesterday

http://youtu.be/DN2bsi_Xdl0?t=145

Poonior Toilett fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 23, 2015

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Jermaine Dildoe posted:


[video type="youtube"]DN2bsi_Xdl0?t=145[/video]

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady


t

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

They must have been sitting on it for a while, they put it up almost right away after he scored these two stunning golazos yesterday

http://youtu.be/DN2bsi_Xdl0?t=145

Two goals against a Mickey Mouse team

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Blue Star Error posted:

Two goals against a Mickey Mouse team

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTCxPdhVxc

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
also has anyone posted this yet

https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940/video/1

from this article: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/the-rise-of-ultras-in-major-league-soccer

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009


lol at dos santos being included in the stars

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

TelekineticBear! posted:

lol at dos santos being included in the stars

MLS

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

i don't think whoever made this has ever watched Jozy play

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Well the media know it all eh... Last year it was play Rooney up front. LVG is a mug to play him in midfield. This year it is play herrera at no 10. LVG is a mug not to play him. Why dont the media just buy a team and become the coach then we can see how all these opinions translate into on field performances.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


This is an entirely correct opinion, though :confused:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

chuggo is BACK posted:

Well the media know it all eh... Last year it was play Rooney up front. LVG is a mug to play him in midfield. This year it is play herrera at no 10. LVG is a mug not to play him. Why dont the media just buy a team and become the coach then we can see how all these opinions translate into on field performances.

Did you find LVG's private livejournal or something?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Neymar is on 200k/week, while Rooney is in 420k/week. United is stronger financially and can offer to Neymar higher wages (for example, Messi type of wages, 500k/week).

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Aug 31, 2004


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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Strawman posted:

Neymar is on 200k/week, while Rooney is in 420k/week. United is stronger financially and can offer to Neymar higher wages (for example, Messi type of wages, 500k/week).

United's final offer to Muller was 1488k a week

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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Please can the transfer window close immediately? As a United fan this summer has been a real rollercoaster with the highs of signing Schweini and Memphis to the lows of (allegedly) missing out on Pedro. The thing that is getting to me more than anything though is this apparent change in transfer policy that seems have come in since Fergie departed, with SAF at the helm we bought one or two 'top top' players a season to supplement the youth coming through but as soon as he left us the club seem hell bent on trying to sign a marquee player without much thought to the balance or needs of the squad.

Since Moyes came to United we have been linked with ever increasingly ridiculous transfer targets from (the not fat) Ronaldo or Bale tp now Muller and Neymar. Neymar, really? There is every chance that the Neymar story is just media BS but I find myself feeling very despondent over these rumours rather than excited because there is absolutely no chance of any of those signings happening and all it serves to do is make the club seem increasingly desperate and rather ridiculous.

Us United fans have loved to use the 'buying success' stick to bash Chelsea and City fans over the head with, accusing their clubs of vulgar antics, throwing money around and being classless but United are no different now and that depresses me. Personally I couldn't give a toss how City or Chelsea made their money or how they spend it, I just don't want to see United become a team of galacticos and turn their backs on the policy of giving youth a chance and crucially, losing a British core to the squad.

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