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VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
Congrats to Baylor on finally joining the prestigious "gently caress those guys forever, no seriously gently caress them" club.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Pakled posted:

Cannibalism or bust.

Also wtf @ Baylor

e: also, from the douche tracker thread

http://www.texasmonthly.com/article/silence-at-baylor/

drat, the Baylor investigation of it was a mess

quote:

Meanwhile, the details about the investigation conducted by Baylor that came out during the trial reveal one that was shockingly brief: It involved reading text messages, looking at a polygraph test Ukwuachu had independently commissioned—which is rarely admissible in court—and contacting Ukwuachu, Doe, and one witness on behalf of each of them. Ukwuachu’s roommate, Peni Tagive, is the primary witness in his defense. During opening statements, Sibley—Ukwuachu’s attorney—claimed that Tagive would be able to testify that he had been present at the time of the incident, and neither saw nor heard any signs of the struggle that Doe claims ensued. During her testimony, Doe stated several times that she doesn’t believe that Tagive was in the apartment, and prosecutor Robert F. Moody said in his opening statement that “We’re not going to call him, because we don’t believe he’s trustworthy.”Part of the reason Moody might not trust Tagive’s testimony is that after Tagive—a running back for the Bears—was subpoenaed, he spent two nights in jail for contempt of court after he failed to appear for his grand jury summons, and was required to wear an ankle monitor upon his release to ensure that he would appear to testify. Tagive’s statements may have been considered persuasive to Baylor in its investigation, but he clearly went to some lengths to avoid making them under oath.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
It's official

go frogs

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
what the gently caress

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Jesus Baylor... Can we get some Penn State-like investigations on them?

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Holy poo poo

That's some hosed up poo poo. I hope that douche gets locked up forever.

And I hope Baylor gets serious repercussions for this

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
That is so hosed up. gently caress that school. May they return to the football gutter in which they belong.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Pakled posted:

It's official

go frogs

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
I'm glad (well not glad exactly) my gently caress Baylor policy has been affirmed

GO FROGS

the mean lunch lady fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Aug 21, 2015

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
I hope Baylor loses every game and their coaching staff gently caress off to hell. Go every team on their schedule.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Joy.

Thanks for doing this right after I graduated, Baylor.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
There's zero chance Baylor walks away from this unscathed. If they're smart by the time they come back to the office Monday the place is just scorched earth and anyone even remotely associated with the investigation or messing with the victim is gone. The kid should be escorted off campus now and the PR that he was booted should happen in ~6 hours. If they sit on their thumbs they are going to get roasted.

Bomani already started in on them tonight, it is going to be a massacre come tomorrow.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Crotch Bat posted:

The kid should be escorted off campus now and the PR that he was booted should happen in ~6 hours. If they sit on their thumbs they are going to get roasted.

He was already found guilty and we're just waiting on sentencing, is he still out on bail?

I could see a world where that's true if there's any chance he gets off with probation or a fine (which would suck obviously) but I know nothing about the subject.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Crotch Bat posted:

There's zero chance Baylor walks away from this unscathed. If they're smart by the time they come back to the office Monday the place is just scorched earth and anyone even remotely associated with the investigation or messing with the victim is gone. The kid should be escorted off campus now and the PR that he was booted should happen in ~6 hours. If they sit on their thumbs they are going to get roasted.

Bomani already started in on them tonight, it is going to be a massacre come tomorrow.

So this absolutely merits a Title IX investigation at the very least right?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Grittybeard posted:

He was already found guilty and we're just waiting on sentencing, is he still out on bail?

I could see a world where that's true if there's any chance he gets off with probation or a fine (which would suck obviously) but I know nothing about the subject.

I don't actually think there's a world where a guy gets convicted of rape and only gets off with probation or a fine. Key word here, convicted.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Strobe posted:

I don't actually think there's a world where a guy gets convicted of rape and only gets off with probation or a fine. Key word here, convicted.

'Sexual assault' rather than rape, and the law is a weird thing and Texas and....yeah just saying. I'd love to be wrong.

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
Give Texas back to Mexico.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Grittybeard posted:

He was already found guilty and we're just waiting on sentencing, is he still out on bail?

I could see a world where that's true if there's any chance he gets off with probation or a fine (which would suck obviously) but I know nothing about the subject.

True, forgot he might be in the system already. Regardless, what is Baylor waiting for anyway? If he gets probation nobody is going to want him in Waco anyway so just boot him.

swickles posted:

So this absolutely merits a Title IX investigation at the very least right?

Baylor put out a predictable Title IX statement and said they have 3 Title IX employees but there's some rumors on Twitter that those people were hired after this incident happened which would look really, really bad.

The investigation was a disgrace, they need to dump anyone and everyone associated with it because eventually that's what this is going to come back to, not the team. Regardless of how scummy it was to take him(BSU apparently put the word out to other schools to stay far away from him and his ex-gf there said he beat and choked her but didn't rape her), they sat him the second it happened and he never suited up for a game so the impact on the football program will be minimal but the school is going to burn for this and rightly so.

The fact that they aren't the most anal retentive school on the planet with this stuff after the murder coverup baffles me. I'd rather hear about some kid not getting accepted because he didn't correctly sign and date the paperwork than see them half-rear end a rape investigation to fast track a player back to the field while the court case was still happening.

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
I like how my crazy fan rant post from a dozen pages back is actually coming true re: Baylor.

Though I bet the NCAA does nothing and Baylor is forever Rape U.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Wait isn't Baylor's president Ken Starr?

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Crotch Bat posted:

True, forgot he might be in the system already. Regardless, what is Baylor waiting for anyway? If he gets probation nobody is going to want him in Waco anyway so just boot him.


Baylor put out a predictable Title IX statement and said they have 3 Title IX employees but there's some rumors on Twitter that those people were hired after this incident happened which would look really, really bad.

The investigation was a disgrace, they need to dump anyone and everyone associated with it because eventually that's what this is going to come back to, not the team. Regardless of how scummy it was to take him(BSU apparently put the word out to other schools to stay far away from him and his ex-gf there said he beat and choked her but didn't rape her), they sat him the second it happened and he never suited up for a game so the impact on the football program will be minimal but the school is going to burn for this and rightly so.

The fact that they aren't the most anal retentive school on the planet with this stuff after the murder coverup baffles me. I'd rather hear about some kid not getting accepted because he didn't correctly sign and date the paperwork than see them half-rear end a rape investigation to fast track a player back to the field while the court case was still happening.

A lot of that may come back to how much the football program knew about the allegations and sham of an investigation. If it was a cover up that was driven by the football team, then it very much should lead to Paterno-like repercussions.

Numlock posted:

I like how my crazy fan rant post from a dozen pages back is actually coming true re: Baylor.

Though I bet the NCAA does nothing and Baylor is forever Rape U.

Rape me? No! Rape U!

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

pillsburysoldier posted:

Wait isn't Baylor's president Ken Starr?

Yes

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

kayakyakr posted:

If it was a cover up that was driven by the football team, then it very much should lead to Paterno-like repercussions.

So only a couple of down years?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lessail posted:

So only a couple of down years?

Hey they had to take down an entire statue, you know how heavy those things are?

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

swickles posted:

The problem is that lots of sports writers do complain about stupid things and embellish encounters for a variety of reasons. Coaches also do really dumb things (Urban Meyer kicking out reporters for wearing the color blue) and the media write about it. Basically don't trust anything anyone writes, it always one sided and the things that happen rarely occurred as reported. Even if this guy is being completely faithful in his recreation of events, its not like the majority of his profession have given him the ability to claim benefit of the doubt.

dude789 posted:

I mean, Petrino certainly could have handled it better, but the reporter was well aware that Petrino would probably be stressed out due to him being on the hot-seat and then went on to insinuate in the article that Petrino would have physically harmed him if he weren't restrained by the other coaches while mentioning multiple times that he prided himself on being "mature and professional." unlike Petrino.

dude789 posted:

Have you ever seen an assistant coach get between a ref and the head coach in a basketball game to stop them from getting a technical? Would 100% of those head coaches have punched the ref in the face if the assistant coach wasn't there?

Just because they were angry and screaming doesn't mean they're going to assault someone.

I would never loving defend a college football coach since they've pretty much all established themselves as big man babies who cry about a lot of stupid poo poo and are typically scummy fucks who lie all the time. Oh poor Petrino is stressed! The reporter should know that he's stressed at and only be nice to him and write good things.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Huh. A team suddenly going from being worse than an afterthought to a national power is doing some shady and corrupt poo poo. Huh.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Crotch Bat posted:

So, uh, did Baylor just try to bury a rape? Their freshman AA DE Sam Ukwuachu was mysteriously held out from play last year for "unspecified reasons" and was today convicted of the rape of a former Baylor soccer player. Why was none of this known nationally until the conviction came through? Dude sounds like a complete psycho(his roommate when he was at Boise State said he was scared of him and cop once testified to responding to a call where Ukwuachu punched a window and said he was suicidal).

Sentencing is Friday. If Baylor's smart they won't wait that long to boot him.

e: what the poo poo, Baylor :stare:


Read the review of the court documents and try to figure out how in the gently caress Baylor cleared him.


What a monster.

e2: :laffo: he'd been conditioning with the team all the time and Baylor's DC said he looked forward to seeing him on the field this year.

Get hosed, Baylor and Art Briles.



Hahahah what the gently caress Baylor. You go out of your way to boot that kid from the team for living in a non-approved off campus apartment and drag that poo poo all through the media but not a peep about this poo poo.



Thoguh posted:

Next they'll be covering up murder.

Wait. poo poo. To late.

*nods

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
I read Missoula by Jon Krakauer a few months ago. It was a decent book if you can get over how angry/disgusted it makes you. I'm really amazed they were able to keep this a secret until now.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Art Briles you embarrass the family

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I hate that the sport that I really enjoy and love enables all of this terrible poo poo behind the scenes in the name of success. I know that there are plenty of other industries where unethical behavior is sidelined in the name of winning or profits, but god drat I don't like it one bit.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


KKKLIP ART posted:

I hate that the sport that I really enjoy and love enables all of this terrible poo poo behind the scenes in the name of success. I know that there are plenty of other industries where unethical behavior is sidelined in the name of winning or profits, but god drat I don't like it one bit.

It's honestly why I've completely stopped watching the NFL. I haven't seen a single game in 2 years and I don't feel like I've missed anything. If I didn't have a job connection to the college game, I'd probably be backing off it as well.

I feel for the bigger football fans like you and others because it has to suck. Football's a great game but the NFL and NCAA are super lovely institutions and it's hard to support the sport without doing the same to the assholes that run it.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



kayakyakr posted:

Jesus Baylor... Can we get some Penn State-like investigations on them?

You mean appropriate punishments then hand-waving it away a year later?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Tennessee CB Rashaan Gaulden suffered a broken bone in his foot on Thursday and will be out for more than a month. Sucks because he was really starting to come into his own and was expected to be the Vols' starting nickleback, which Tennessee's defense spends a lot of time in.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Lessail posted:

So only a couple of down years?

vyst posted:

You mean appropriate punishments then hand-waving it away a year later?

More along the lines of punishments for a set of coaches that were complicit in allowing terrible things to take place that weren't exactly directly tied to violations that had anything to do with the game or recruiting.

Unless their recruiting pitch includes, "all the women you can rape!"

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

kayakyakr posted:

More along the lines of punishments for a set of coaches that were complicit in allowing terrible things to take place that weren't exactly directly tied to violations that had anything to do with the game or recruiting.

Unless their recruiting pitch includes, "all the women you can rape!"

Baylor's new slogan: "At least we don't rape kids"

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




kayakyakr posted:

A lot of that may come back to how much the football program knew about the allegations and sham of an investigation. If it was a cover up that was driven by the football team, then it very much should lead to Paterno-like repercussions.

Is this something the NCAA can actually punish and won't walk back because they overreached and look like idiots?

kayakyakr posted:

Unless their recruiting pitch includes, "all the women you can rape!"

Something something Baptists

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

DOOP posted:

Is this something the NCAA can actually punish and won't walk back because they overreached and look like idiots?

I doubt it, but Title IX investigations have a lot more oomph behind them than the NCAA does.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

In lighter news about unethical behavior in higher education settings:

Top 10 .edu names represented in Ashley Madison registrations
Rank University # of Accounts
1. Michigan State University 696
2. Pennsylvania State University 679
3. Kent State University 653
4. Virginia Tech 561
5. Ivy Tech Community College 560
6. Virginia Community Colleges 541
7. Ohio State University 487
8. University of Minnesota 485
9. University of Michigan 450
10. New York University 438

Go Green :toot:

e: vv We're the SEC of unhappiness and unrealized dreams

Anals of History fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Aug 21, 2015

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Anals of History posted:

In lighter news about unethical behavior in higher education settings:

Top 10 .edu names represented in Ashley Madison registrations
Rank University # of Accounts
1. Michigan State University 696
2. Pennsylvania State University 679
3. Kent State University 653
4. Virginia Tech 561
5. Ivy Tech Community College 560
6. Virginia Community Colleges 541
7. Ohio State University 487
8. University of Minnesota 485
9. University of Michigan 450
10. New York University 438

Go Green :toot:

Big Ten supremacy.

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C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
Where's Anne Frank Fuckstick when you need him?

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