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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
NEW GAME! Go to noobmeter.com and check you last year's worth of games:

http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Chillsau/1002841796/1002841796_00017819_20140814_144832/1002841796_00022575_20150821_072734

4750 games in the past year. Apparently the tank I've played the most in the last year is the M53/M55, and it isn't even close - 251 battles in it with second place being the Type 61 with 182 games and the Comet with 181 games.

Average cap per game is .46. I cap every 217 games! Shame on you if your cap average is above 1. I average 1.49 defense points though, because always go back to base instead of trying to CAPFAST. Shame on you if your average is below 1.

I have a 63.60% winrate over the past year, a slight decrease in my overall winrate. Probably related to me playing a poo poo ton of matches in the M53, which cannot carry, and the Type 61, which just lost games for some reason. I should probably stop solopubbing my tier 9s. 2935 average WN8 because WN8 is a lovely metric so even though I'm losing more games apparently I'm just playing better tanks for farming WN8 (again aside from the M53).

45%er pubbies frequently whine about how their overall stats are bad because kids/bad computer/bad internet, and that their recent stats are better. Most of the time, they're either the same or still in the "unacceptably low" range of 45-48% winrate. Have you improved?

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Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

unlawfulsoup posted:

That is assuming the T-49 actually connects its shot, because that gun is hilariously inconsistent. You usually have to be stupidly close, and if you are just letting a T49 drive donuts around you...

Go on the test server and try it. The T-49 is a stupid tank but its not really OP or anything, and only really thin skinned vehicles need to be more aware of it.

I hate when suiciding T49s blunder into my soft, supple 13 90 and snapshot me for 900 damage.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

Hellsau posted:

NEW GAME! Go to noobmeter.com and check you last year's worth of games:

http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Chillsau/1002841796/1002841796_00017819_20140814_144832/1002841796_00022575_20150821_072734

4750 games in the past year. Apparently the tank I've played the most in the last year is the M53/M55, and it isn't even close - 251 battles in it with second place being the Type 61 with 182 games and the Comet with 181 games.

Average cap per game is .46. I cap every 217 games! Shame on you if your cap average is above 1. I average 1.49 defense points though, because always go back to base instead of trying to CAPFAST. Shame on you if your average is below 1.

I have a 63.60% winrate over the past year, a slight decrease in my overall winrate. Probably related to me playing a poo poo ton of matches in the M53, which cannot carry, and the Type 61, which just lost games for some reason. I should probably stop solopubbing my tier 9s. 2935 average WN8 because WN8 is a lovely metric so even though I'm losing more games apparently I'm just playing better tanks for farming WN8 (again aside from the M53).

45%er pubbies frequently whine about how their overall stats are bad because kids/bad computer/bad internet, and that their recent stats are better. Most of the time, they're either the same or still in the "unacceptably low" range of 45-48% winrate. Have you improved?


http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/camador/1000009399/1000009399_00012170_20141022_041754/1000009399_00014183_20150819_050353

I did more damage.

M.C. McMic
Nov 8, 2008

The Weight room
Is your friend
Next time I have a game with 4 arty per side. I'm driving into the middle of the nearest open field. There is zero chance of it being a fun game.

Steelion
Aug 2, 2009

Hellsau posted:

NEW GAME! Go to noobmeter.com and check you last year's worth of games:

http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Steelion/1002418002/1002418002_00009757_20140808_044426/1002418002_00014199_20150818_115623

Better in every category except capfasts and tanks spotted. And performance rating but who gives a poo poo.

Also I played the T34 a lot.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

M.C. McMic posted:

Next time I have a game with 4 arty per side. I'm driving into the middle of the nearest open field. There is zero chance of it being a fun game.

I will straight up not play battles with 5 arti on open maps. Got 5 arti on Prok in a tier 10 match when I'm in my Conqueror. I will not find this game fun just praying arti misses me if I go middle or east, and sniping in the back would kill my soul. So instead I suicide rushed up middle, spotted an enemy Maus doing the same thing, then went into that bowl in the west-center and played scout tank. Delicious spotting damage.

Yeah arti got me after 8-10 tries but at least I got to do something unusual. Also we won because their four tier 10s did nothing while our team crushed east and their artillery were all busy going for the dipshit Conqueror.

I just don't want to play high-tier five artillery matches optimally and will choose not to. Just rush places that are great if the enemy team fucks up and fails to stop you from getting there, like the K3 spot on Malinovka or across the bridge on Mountain Pass. If you succeed, hooray you're helpful! If you fail, hooray you get to do something else for the next fourteen minutes.

srb
Jul 24, 2007
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/srb/1000040383/1000040383_00013539_20140714_103249/1000040383_00018700_20150821_160424

Missing 2 battles for some reason. Also, over 1 cap and defense :toot:.

Edit: I think my cap is so high because I tend to just drive over there and sit still and let others chase down the last arty or whatever, I'm lazy.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Averaging eleven games per day I almost increased my winrate by 2%! I am bad at tanks.

http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/eu/Cunch_Biffhard/514717684/514717684_00003522_20141004_171326/514717684_00007088_20150821_213512

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Yup got a 5 arti per side game last night and I didn't really want to put the effort into such a lovely match. So, I drove forward, put very minimal effort in clicking, and went straight to garage after I died.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Oh hey it turns out that implying that people under 50% winrate have learning disabilities or are intentional saboteurs is half as wrong as calling out nazis:



Mystery solved. Also if you want to avoid an automated response be extremely accusatory in your ticket.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Wait so calling out Nazis is a bannable offence? What in thefuck?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Agrajag posted:

Wait so calling out Nazis is a bannable offence? What in thefuck?

Can an EU player please test my theory by copy/pasting that for a couple days?

srb
Jul 24, 2007
Of course it isn't, this is WGNA. Calling them lovely players is bannable.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

srb posted:

Of course it is, this is WGNA.

P.much











edit: Fury is a good tank, and don't let losers tell you any different, because it is a winner.

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 22, 2015

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

M.C. McMic posted:

Next time I have a game with 4 arty per side. I'm driving into the middle of the nearest open field. There is zero chance of it being a fun game.
My T30 has been 1-shot from full health before I can get to cover and/or fire a shot 3 out of the past 5 matches...I really dont understand why there is a mechanic built into the game that lets that happen. I have to hide behind a building in spawn if I do not want that to happen and that is terrible gameplay.

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Hellsau posted:

Can an EU player please test my theory by copy/pasting that for a couple days?

That would require actually playing the game.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Hellsau posted:

Can an EU player please test my theory by copy/pasting that for a couple days?

I'll do my best.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

quote:

SystemRename786 (5:44:18 PM) fk tard
badsilisk (5:44:41 PM) mad cuz bad
badsilisk (5:45:34 PM) losing? that's a bad strategy son, plus it's gruesome
badsilisk (5:45:39 PM) winning is what i do, stick to that
badsilisk (5:45:42 PM) i hope this was helpful
SystemRename786 (5:51:22 PM) lol...hype yourself up more over a video game
SystemRename786 (5:51:24 PM) get real
SystemRename786 (5:51:29 PM) geta life
SystemRename786 (5:51:30 PM) moron
SystemRename786 (5:51:43 PM) i just play to troll and piss off people
SystemRename786 (5:51:54 PM) ignorant gently caress
badsilisk (5:52:00 PM) actually, im the best
badsilisk (5:52:05 PM) compared to me...... ur nothing..........
SystemRename786 (5:52:27 PM) its a game come back to the really real world kid
badsilisk (5:52:36 PM) i flex my muscles and the ladeeez fall at my feet, u just poop ur pants and smell bad?? i think theres a clear winner
SystemRename786 (5:52:38 PM) this sheat means nothing to nobody but you
badsilisk (5:53:09 PM) "goo gaa im a baby idiot who pisses in a diaper" - u
badsilisk (5:54:19 PM) now if u excuse me im going to bang nineteen chicks at one time and then win at world of tanks, and then at life. later, dorkweed

i murdered his amx 13 90 in my amx 13 90. i feel i got the one-up on this exchange.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

the very next game someone called "KyuzoMugenUndPanzer" started up with "Panzer Vor" and I said anime was bad and they spent the entire match trying to prove that anime was good through all-chat

Rorac
Aug 19, 2011

http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Kalanco/1001472138/1001472138_00007874_20140627_153639/1001472138_00009794_20150613_172414


I like to think I'm good at tanks. I mean I'm not unicum or anything, but a 53% win rate over the past 1900 battles isn't bad, right? :sun:

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Desuwa/1003464848/1003464848_00016660_20140731_221413/1003464848_00019395_20150821_091202

3k wn8 exactly, I'll take it.

I have some really bizarre per-tank win rates though, and my 113 cannot win any games and is my only t9 or t10 with below like 58% or something. The only t8 that's nearly as bad is the jt 8.8 and that's just complete trash I would never expect to win in.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Control Volume posted:

the very next game someone called "KyuzoMugenUndPanzer" started up with "Panzer Vor" and I said anime was bad and they spent the entire match trying to prove that anime was good through all-chat

animu is good

Chillyrabbit
Oct 24, 2012

The only sword wielding rabbit on the internet



Ultra Carp
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Chillyrabbit/1000312818/1000312818_00009984_20140708_221630/1000312818_00014846_20150807_201146

Please validate my terrible terrible life choices.

Highlights:
5k battles
54.9 W/R
average tier 7.6

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
My stats are completely hosed up, apparently a whole third of my games over the last year was in the 704, a tank I sold in 2013.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/Koblentz/1000080410/1000080410_00005732_20140816_082513/1000080410_00012389_20150821_223709

Getting better slowly but surely. Still bad at tanks.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

1.3 average capture? You are the loser of the thread. Stop capping.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Am I being dumb or is the upgraded gun on the Chaffee something of a waste of experience?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Gapey Joe Stalin posted:

Am I being dumb or is the upgraded gun on the Chaffee something of a waste of experience?

You're being dumb. It is much more accurate, fires faster, and it weighs 1.2 tons less.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gervasius posted:

I'll do my best.

If you need a change in what you copy/paste, may I recommend going with "which one do you think is worst? Poland, Wargaming or ISIS?". You should get some good mileage out of it, and you can always add "allahu ackbar" if it feels like your trolling is losing speed.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Seriously, has anyone even HEARD of being ingame banned for chat offenses?

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Hellsau posted:

You're being dumb. It is much more accurate, fires faster, and it weighs 1.2 tons less.

Yeah, I was being dumb.

one on a bun
Oct 23, 2008

Hellsau posted:

Seriously, has anyone even HEARD of being ingame banned for chat offenses?

got 3 day banned once for too many shitlord & autism comments, I don't think they care about all the nazi poo poo but god forbid you call someone a retard or something

i guess part of that might have been 'kill yourself irl' stuff too

Indrick
Nov 12, 2011
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/MYFACEISMYSHIELD/1002202298/1002202298_00026056_20140917_223735/1002202298_00033515_20150822_021446

Well gently caress I didn't realize I played tanks this much.

NoobMeter posted:

on average 22.1 battles per day

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Ensign Expendable posted:

My stats are completely hosed up, apparently a whole third of my games over the last year was in the 704, a tank I sold in 2013.

I have the same problem.

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
I guess my stats are OK for someone with 3k battles new to the game?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

2.51 average cap, you're the new worst here.

Fronkey
Oct 20, 2008
http://www.noobmeter.com/player/na/Kreserb/1007543030/

Mock away, bitches

subhelios
May 26, 2013

Unfortunately, there is no such game as 'World of Submarines.'
http://www.noobmeter.com/recent/na/adrudh/1003774880/1003774880_00005861_20140814_012320/1003774880_00008584_20150822_035310

I'd like to think I have improved significantly over the last year :unsmith:




You'll get there. Under a thousand battles isn't worth mocking, really.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I've really taken a nosedive since I've started playing again.

http://www.noobmeter.com/player/na/Nothingface/1000102334/

I'm hoping I can bounce back once I adjust to the new maps and get used or grind out the modules to all the new tanks I've been playing, though. Not platooning hurts a lot, too.

Atomizer posted:

XVM is a collection of interface enhancements. You'd be wise to take advantage of them, although Wargaming has finally started to take the hint and implement some of the features to the stock client (e.g. the minimap mods.) XVM-stat is only one component of the whole package, and you can avoid using it just by not logging in and activating it on their site.

Yeah I know. I don't really like a lot of the extra stuff though and just stick with Locastan's minimap mod so I can see where tanks were last spotted, and to know my view range and the draw range. I guess it helps that I'm spergy enough to be able to roughly guess what tank just shot me from how much damage I took and knowing where this tank or that was, or wasn't, spotted, so damage logs aren't too necessary.

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Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


http://www.noobmeter.com/player/na/Byezimyannij/1007887561/

My god, my most played tank is the loving S-51. Awful everything, but this is to be expected.

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