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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

Jackie Chan is a global treasure but even he admits that the movie lacks in a big way because of the directing style.

It's really messed up once you become aware of the fact that Jackie Chan's first name is just "Jackie" and thats what his wife and friends call him.

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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Zeroisanumber posted:

I got drunk and borrowed a tiny hat to put on my giant melon head.



Head... Big?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010


Hi all, this is just a picture of me and the girls. Not saying which one is me, but let's just say, a lot of guys hit on me and I am on a roll ;) ;)

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

spog posted:

Yeah right. We all know that you really are a 19-year old German gymnast.

This would be the best. That to avoid creepers an absolute babe pretended to be a 40 year old obese man.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Minimalist Program posted:

It's really messed up once you become aware of the fact that Jackie Chan's first name is just "Jackie" and thats what his wife and friends call him.

Huh? His name is Jackie Chan. It's like Cher or Madonna.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Minimalist Program posted:



Hi all, this is just a picture of me and the girls. Not saying which one is me, but let's just say, a lot of guys hit on me and I am on a roll ;) ;)

That was a great night out, I'm on the right for those who want to know

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


:lol:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dear Forums Poster who found this German girl, how did you find her?

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

A gentleman never tells

Aardark
Aug 5, 2004

by Lowtax

EmmyOk posted:

Dear Forums Poster who found this German girl, how did you find her?
If it was just reverse image search, I'm more surprised that nobody did much sooner.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Aardark posted:

If it was just reverse image search, I'm more surprised that someone didn't much sooner.

I am continually amazed at the amount of care people have on the internet.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Aardark posted:

If it was just reverse image search, I'm more surprised that nobody did much sooner.

Sure but I guess I meant the motivation to do it. Nothing stood out to me as her being fake.

The Toking King
Aug 18, 2015

by Cowcaster

EmmyOk posted:

Sure but I guess I meant the motivation to do it. Nothing stood out to me as her being fake.

Being an attractive (if a bit limited) lady posting on the something awful dot com internet forums didn't set off any alarm bells?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

Dear Forums Poster who found this German girl, how did you find her?

its because this thread is full of three different kinds of insane retard:

1: the kind who chooses for some reason to post a picture of their face on somethingawful dot com (????????)

2: the kind who chooses for some reason to post a picture of another face on something awful dot com to pretend its them (????????)

3: the kind who then obsessively reverse-image search any halfway attractive person whose picture was posted due to either 1) or 2), because ???????

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
basically if you post any picture with so much as half a tit in it, some hosed up goon is going to be reverse image searching it in seconds in an attempt to either out you (if fake) or stalk you on facebook (if real)*


*see e.g. crippled german chick, other milquetoast pretty girl stolen from 4chan from this thread, grrrlsweatshirt's purchased sign-pic in GBS etc.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Minimalist Program posted:

its because this thread is full of three different kinds of insane retard:

1: the kind who chooses for some reason to post a picture of their face on somethingawful dot com (????????)

But... you promised to post yours soon :(

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Minimalist Program posted:

basically if you post any picture with so much as half a tit in it, some hosed up goon is going to be reverse image searching it in seconds in an attempt to either out you (if fake) or stalk you on facebook (if real)*


*see e.g. crippled german chick, other milquetoast pretty girl stolen from 4chan from this thread, grrrlsweatshirt's purchased sign-pic in GBS etc.

wasnt this event like month after the person started posting pics of the crippled girl

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





i still believe in

taye diggs

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Post Your Picture III: I stole an instagram pic, once.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
*literally shaking*

I thought this thread was a cool place where I could look at some attractive people, but I can't believe someone would come in here and tell lies.

How can I trust this thread in these post-Gunghazi times?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Some people are horney and want to know where the pretty people live.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Some people are horney and want to know where the pretty people live.

they become frustrated and angry when all the sexy people turn out to be fkae as heck!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

spog posted:

Yeah right. We all know that you really are a 19-year old German gymnast.

Oh yeah, well I...I... WHAT'S THAT?! *backflips out of the room*

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
hey guys here's a recent picture of me

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

hey guys here's a recent picture of me



:eyepop:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:golfclap:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
LITERALLY A BIRD, I told you not to buy your human a forums account. I warned you dogbird. :smith:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This all only makes it funnier if that is the real Taye Diggs

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

hey guys here's a recent picture of me



That also happens to be me, in real life, except I am also paraplegic.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

That also happens to be me, in real life, except I am also paraplegic.
I am paraplegic also, assuming this would elicit more sympathy.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

hey guys here's a recent picture of me



No that's me. Only I would have such beautiful plumage.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I am paraplegic also, assuming this would elicit more sympathy.

Yeah, well, I'm quadriplegic.

and hot.


with boobs

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

spog posted:

Yeah, well, I'm quadriplegic.

and hot.


with boobs

4 of them.

quad boob quadriplegic

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
behold, brave hunters, the joke is slain

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Choco1980 posted:

I am in fact a pretty diasbled boy if it helps you with your cripple fetish.



You aren't fooling anyone with your blue anime hair.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD, I told you not to buy your human a forums account. I warned you dogbird. :smith:

Gonna ban for account sharing?

Taye Diggs
Aug 12, 2013

Holla at yo boy
pilot's dead but Taye ain't trippin'!


Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Taye, you make the world soar with your smile :allears:

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

Hi guys thought I'd post a picture without my helmet for once.

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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Digital_Jesus posted:

Hi guys thought I'd post a picture without my helmet for once.



Umm, nice bike, I want to ride you.... I mean IT. I meant IT! gently caress.

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