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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
MSNBC fact check bubble: "MSNBC loves Alabama"

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
How god drat dumb do you have to be to listen to this poo poo and believe it, I say this as someone who wants to him to win just for the late night shows.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
gently caress i never get tired of this stream of consciousness poo poo

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Haha this is so loving terrible and fantastic at the same time.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

echronorian posted:

Do these people actually like this? How long can Trump doing his old business man mumbling sustain itself

yes and forever

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I didn't believe in the anti Christ until just now

He's like a parody of a slimeball

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Hahahahah The Bible being his first favorite book.

His most favorite book is his financial report.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I love Trump's blatantly phony religion.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"These beautiful women... some are girls."

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Good Citizen posted:

gently caress i never get tired of this stream of consciousness poo poo

me neither its awesome. i cant wait till he starts slamming jeb lol

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

a helpful bear posted:

Hahahahah The Bible being his first favorite book.

His most favorite book is his financial report.

Fiction books don't count.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
"I want that mooooneyyyy"

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Trump has been making sure to mention how he loves the bible. If he connects the bible to his talk about taking care of everyone and raising taxes on the rich, he might be my unironic favorite candidate ever.

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001
I want that money!

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Donald Trump: "I want that MONEEEEEEEEEEY!" :homebrew:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I WANT THAT MOOONNNEEEYYYYY

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Crowd: gently caress yeah, lawsuits!!!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
He uses the same rhetorical tricks as my same grandpa; meandering stories about how he won arguments.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
This is like listening to a guy who's cornered you at a party and keeps spilling his drink on your shirt.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

XK posted:

Trump has been making sure to mention how he loves the bible. If he connects the bible to his talk about taking care of everyone and raising taxes on the rich, he might be my unironic favorite candidate ever.

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Is Trump just stalling until someone else arrives to give their speech?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Golden Bee posted:

He uses the same rhetorical tricks as my same grandpa; meandering stories about how he won arguments.

Oh wow, this is spot on. Mine does that, too.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I WANT THAT MONEEEEEEYYYY

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

C-SPAN is about to take callers on the Bernie speech

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Omi-Polari posted:

This is like listening to a guy who's cornered you at a party and keeps spilling his drink on your shirt.

You leave my libertarian uncle out of this :mad:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I want a shirt that says "I want that moneyyyyy"

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Trump did not lose NASCAR!

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

zakkro posted:

Is Trump just stalling until someone else arrives to give their speech?

Hahahahahaahha

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

im not trying to brag, but

*speaks about self for 60 minutes*

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
He's not wrong about the picketers.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Donald Trump is a sparkling, luxurious blessing upon America.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
It's been a couple months of this and I'm still not sure this is all really happening :stonklol:

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
The crowd loves this

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"Sever ties, i dont care, i don't wear ties much anymore"

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Trump: "I'm rich"

*finally gets cheers after 5 minutes of confused silence*

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



PC cowards at MSNBC cut away from trump.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
There's no point to any of these words and I don't care

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Mo_Steel posted:

He's not wrong about the picketers.

Maybe Trump is..........right

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Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011
Trump speeches consist entirely of retrospectives on the Trump campaign. What a valuable resource for historians.

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