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~console command: Beelz mode, lock out all further director controls > Turn to Atma and say, "We won't let you end the game this time."
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>summon Beelz, Bob, Obama, Wolf Blitzer, and Freakazoid to form the ultimate D&D-style adventure team >jack off
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Aug 21, 2015 18:22
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> Fart really hard.
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Aug 21, 2015 18:41
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This adventure quickly ended. I suspect this will be the last time we get to become a goku.
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NecroMonster posted:>stone cold stunner It's never failed you before - the special move passed down from your father, and his father before him. For time immemorial, your family has preserved the secret of this devastating maneuver: the Stone Cold Stunner. You flashback to your childhood. Taught to you at a young age, your rite of passage into adulthood was to successfully execute this technique on your father. According to tradition, you could never be a man until you Stunned the man you respected the most. At first, like all those before you, you refused. You knew how damaging the Stunner could be. You loved your father - you wouldn't wish the Stunner on anyone, let alone him. "I'll never stun you, Dad!" you screamed in protest. Your father expected this. Just as his father did to him, he refused to speak to you until you completed this task. This process is referred to as "The Freezing" within your family. You became nothing to him. The Freezing is a difficult time for all in the family. He started introducing you at Austin family gatherings as "Luke Warm" - the ultimate badge of shame. No one spoke to Luke Warms. It was unbearable. Finally at dinner one night, with tears in your eyes, you poured your milk all over your face and flipped the table on to its side. You took advantage of the surprise and kicked the man who raised you right in the gut. You Stunned him in front of your entire family. You'll never forget his last words as he lay in your arms: "Oh... Hell yeah..." You flashback to reality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wBA4KMHFKo With all the fury of that moment in your mind, you unleash the full power of the Stone Cold Stunner on the knife wielding man.  He was ready for you. Just as you kicked him in the gut, he shoves the knife deep into your chest, grinning wickedly. All you can see as you look at the man is the face of your dying father, looking up at you with such pride. Miraculously, you're able to complete the maneuver. It's an incredible Stunner, and he is instantly knocked unconscious.  The knife has penetrated the egg embedded in your chest. You feel an unsettling hum vibrate from within. Your icy skin begins to melt away, and colors begin to vanish from your limbs.  You are left naked, but unhurt, on the deck of the ship. The bloody knife falls beside you, and the egg remains in your chest - devoid of all color. It must have some lingering power within, as you still feel neither cold, hunger, or thirst. Mathhole posted:> Say in unison, "We are one." Then fart in unison, too.  You test your control over the minion you've created. You reach your mind out to it and feel nothing there. There is no one speaking in the back of your mind anymore. The creature looks nervous and unsure. It's many mouths wail and moan as it skitters along the deck. Each voice no longer speaks synchronously. "Where are we?" | "Oh god... what have you done to us." | "So much pain...." | "Kill me." > 
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Aug 22, 2015 01:10
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> Eapobbobop
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Aug 22, 2015 01:16
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> Try to absorb their colors back into your egg
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Aug 22, 2015 01:18
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> Act just as confused > shove snow on your crotch, it will keep you warm.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:18
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tell the skittering horror that you just escaped from the unconscious man, the one that was responsible for turning you into a monster. also he butt raped you
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Aug 22, 2015 01:20
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>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'"
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Aug 22, 2015 01:22
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> suck the thing's dicks to calm it
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Aug 22, 2015 01:23
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Codependent Poster posted:>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'"
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Codependent Poster posted:>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'"
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Aug 22, 2015 01:33
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>pick up machete and kill abomination you've created.
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Aug 22, 2015 01:36
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Codependent Poster posted:>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'" >Stone Cold Stunner Mercy Killing
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Codependent Poster posted:>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'"
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Hogge Wild posted:> suck the thing's dicks to calm it this. This. THIS. THIS!!! 
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Aug 22, 2015 02:06
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>stone cold stunner the monster to put it out of it's misery, grabbing another head and performing another stunner before the creature hits the ground again until all heads have been stunnered
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Aug 22, 2015 02:09
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>Steal the dead guy's clothes. Don't want to freeze our dick off, we'll need it for later.
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Aug 22, 2015 02:20
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Go in and see 'her' but have a massive erection to make it really awkward.
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Codependent Poster posted:>Say "If you want me to kill you gimme a 'hell yeah!'"  The creature responds with four different voices. "Hell yeah." | "Hell... yes." | "Hell yes..." | "Kill me." You pick up the fallen knife and hack away at the creature. Limb by limb it falls apart, until it is a bloody, squirming mess on the deck. Each face on its butchered carcass is frozen in a look of horror. The ship is now completely silent.
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Aug 22, 2015 02:41
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>wear one of the heads on your erect penis Pat Bateman style
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Aug 22, 2015 02:43
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> bone mr. skeltal
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>Feel immense guilt at the choices you have made and the horrors you have subjected others to. Perform seppuku.
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>Give the pieces a hug
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Aug 22, 2015 02:54
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> sing a happy song and do a jaunty jig in memory of Snow Goku
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> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.
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Aug 22, 2015 02:59
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>Go and see Her.
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tonyevil81 posted:> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.
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Frank Viola posted:>Go and see Her.
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tonyevil81 posted:> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.
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>gently caress the pile of gore
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tonyevil81 posted:> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them. do this after banging the pile of limbs and poo poo
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>Put on the clothes of the well-stunnered guard, then go into the ship and say "Excuse me my queen, there's someone at the door for you" in the best impersonation of the guard's voice you can manage.
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Aug 22, 2015 03:24
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>Go and see her >Helicopter dick
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I did not account for helicopter dick. I almost would prefer busting through the door doing this instead of swinging any sharp objects. The blade thing just seems irresponsible now. The rest still stands.
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Aug 22, 2015 03:25
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tonyevil81 posted:> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.
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> Say "We solved the mystery! lets go home!"
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>Fuse with the pile of gore
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tonyevil81 posted:> Shed a tear for your fallen mount/mind slave. Rip open the trap door, storm in swinging your blade and scream "Hell yeah" and stunner the first thing that speaks. Shed no tears for them.
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