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Last night in the Witcher, Geralt discussed wihhis ex that he was nailing her friend for a year, when he had amnesia. He used this as an excuse and got teleported over a lake to fall a long distance. This was followed by a long night of drinking and cards with his friends. Witcher 3 owns.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 12:43 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkA8-fhcvxA
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 15:30 |
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hubris.height posted:discussed wihhis ex that he was nailing her friend for a year... followed by a long night of drinking and cards with his friends i too have played this game, called "Life"
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 16:41 |
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I don't remember buying Child of Light but I'm playing it now and it seems like it's Castlevania but with turn-based battles which seems pretty cool. Also I was following the wrong chat thread this entire time
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 23:15 |
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Mak0rz posted:I don't remember buying Child of Light but I'm playing it now and it seems like it's Castlevania but with turn-based battles which seems pretty cool. child of light is a very fun game with rhyming cutscenes that are very tough to watch
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 23:21 |
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Child of Light seems nice but it's uPlay which means I will never actually buy it.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:21 |
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Is the Wild Arms series good? Because I just found 3,4, and 5 at gamestop, this a day after purchasing Nier and some Japanese Saturn game I can't read the title too but it's an anime game. Also i got the third Ar Tornelico game for the PS3 and Stella Deus
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:26 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Is the Wild Arms series good? Because I just found 3,4, and 5 at gamestop, this a day after purchasing Nier and some Japanese Saturn game I can't read the title too but it's an anime game.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:47 |
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I just bought a pc and am having an awful conundrum. At first my gpu was poo poo and I couldn't comfortably run anything pretty with out it looking like poo poo and getting 10-15 fps, but now I can max games out and get a solid 50fps (new games even) after upgrading my gpu. Anyway this has nothing to do with it other than my pc is beautiful Risen is a really fun game, skyforge is a really fun game, and the witcher 1 is a game I've been trying to beat for nearly 8 years (poo poo always comes up, whether I get super busy then don't play for awhile then have to reformat. Well its almost always this one, though last attempt my computer literally just stopped working and I went with out for 3 years). Also I refuse to loving play the witcher 2 or 3 till I've beaten 1. Why are there so many games I want to play when I have so little time Gaming is a madness
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 02:51 |
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gaming should be an escape from anxiety and worldly concerns although it can exacerbate and channel obsessive behavior and guilt in some people. as in all things a short break and sunshine can help ease these symptoms in some cases.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:01 |
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If a cheeve is too annoying or bullshit in a game there is no harm in using a cheat device~.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:13 |
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Real hurthling! posted:child of light is a very fun game with rhyming cutscenes that are very tough to watch some of the rhyming cut scenes actually are cute and awesome, sorry your inner child is dead
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:17 |
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precision posted:some of the rhyming cut scenes actually are cute and awesome, sorry your inner child is dead its quite a shame for a 10 hour game to have cutscenes so lame its not me you can blame.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:19 |
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Real hurthling! posted:its quite a shame for a 10 hour game to have cutscenes so lame its not me you can blame. some of the characters' arcs are quite nice, like the tale of the lovelorn archerist mice
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:30 |
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They charged 29.99 for a 10 hour game, for 29.99 I could have gotten way more cocaine.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:31 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:They charged 29.99 for a 10 hour game, for 29.99 I could have gotten way more cocaine. uh i only paid $15 for Child of Light, wtf is this disinformation
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:33 |
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precision posted:uh i only paid $15 for Child of Light, wtf is this disinformation There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to get it over with. We've checked with numerous experts and they all agree that there's absolutely no doubt. Your taint has been reaped. You might ask yourself what you did to deserve this, or if there was anything you could have done differently to prevent it and I want you to know it's not your fault. Taints are reaped every single day, no matter how aggressively you guarded yours it was only a matter of time before this happened.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:04 |
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actual lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:20 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:They charged 29.99 for a 10 hour game, for 29.99 I could have gotten way more cocaine. Were the hell do you live were coke is sold in increments of pennies? Or even in 30$ increments.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 05:14 |
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the smallest amount of coke i've ever seen someone buy is $80 but then i've only ever worked with/been friends with/been in bands with people who did good coke which is also why i've never once paid for it, like, it's pretty fuckin good, i ain't lie, but like, for the price? naw, naw, hell nah gimme 4 Ferraris which is enough for me and my girl both to be totally nutted for about 7 hours whereas $80 worth of coke would be enough for like, 2 hours and then we'd have headaches so gently caress that what were we talking about?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 05:42 |
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winners don't do drugs
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 06:38 |
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Sakurazuka posted:winners don't do drugs I believe most gold medalists drink coffee and/or tea.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 06:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qy6LRA1Twg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TTGRYz6rQ Metal Gear Solid V looking good Assepoester fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Aug 22, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 09:00 |
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what games does house play on his psp?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 12:56 |
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Sakurazuka posted:winners don't do drugs
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bzmTVdU5VI http://www.amazon.com/Reality-Gaming-Studio-Battlelost-Download/dp/B00WS4W9OQ/ JAMES Assepoester fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Aug 22, 2015 |
# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:12 |
What, just one single high quality graphic? At least we get a full FPS system.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:26 |
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So someone remade the TOTAL RECALL NES game for mobile and then ported it to PC? http://www.amazon.com/TOTAL-RECALL-THE-GAME-Download/dp/B00EKQXW5K/ Note: there is no Episode 2
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:48 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:So someone remade the TOTAL RECALL NES game for mobile and then ported it to PC? drat even Half-Life got to Episode 2
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:29 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:So someone remade the TOTAL RECALL NES game for mobile and then ported it to PC? The original Total Recall game was so crappy that the publisher refused to buy ads on EGM after they gave it a bad review and made fun of it and it continued to be a running gag for the next 20 years of the magazine's life. So that's a hell of a pedigree right there.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:29 |
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I used to love the Total Recall game when I was a kid. But that was when I'd like any game that was more playable than Monster Party.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:53 |
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if you want to talk about unplayable NES garbage lets talk about loving DEADLY TOWERS and goddamn LEGACY OF THE WIZARD no 10 year old should be subjected to that poo poo, scarred me for life
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:25 |
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Oh son of a bitch you have to do the dash maze twice to get the third ending in Environmental Station Alpha
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:29 |
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8 eyes. The only game my family ever returned when I was growing up.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:29 |
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Adam Bowen posted:8 eyes. The only game my family ever returned when I was growing up. I remember that one. Whenever you beat a boss, both of you would sit down for tea and I remember a skeleton butler would bring it out. That was probably the only good thing about it.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:31 |
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Legacy of the Wizard and Monster Party own, tho I feel like the 8 Eyes game was like that Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde game, where it barely even resembles a game and it's clear the people making it hadn't even figured out what were, like, satisfying controls yet (despite only having 4 buttons counting Start and Select)
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:06 |
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Zombies' Downfall posted:Legacy of the Wizard and Monster Party own, tho You wanna play an even worse game? Try playing Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates. You can't tell the backgrounds from the foreground meaning you will die routinely because there is no logic or reason to what is a platform and whats not. Sometimes a background object is able to be stood on, sometimes the same object is really part of the background and is therefore unable to be stood on. Now I have beaten the NES teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game and that was an enjoyable experience compared to that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:34 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:You wanna play an even worse game? Would you say it's better or worse than Hook? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ2cIsqAk_o Also, what is it with a lot of NES games giving you an attack that's just outside your hitbox enough to be useless?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:14 |
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NES games were usually programmed by like three people, only one of which had any idea what they were doing.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:34 |
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the original ninja gaiden trilogy still stands as probably the best 2D platform/fighting games ever designed. so perfect in every way
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:49 |