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killhamster: Apr 15, 2004; SCAMMER
Hero Member

i'd back mlr in this fight

# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:18

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:31

poik007: Aug 16, 2006; Thinks Mother 3 is the best game ever

he may be a bitcoin ghost but he's OUR bitcoin ghost

(stay safe bitcoin ghost)

# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:32

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:44

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

ayn rand hand job posted:

could have used some moon cycle correlation but nevertheless :golfclap:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:47

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

killhamster posted:

me too, i even got featured in a couple bu then i stopped putting effort into things

same

# ? Aug 22, 2015 20:57

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

ayn rand hand job posted:

月へ行けえええええええええええ

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:21

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

i ran into a former bagholder at a rave last night. he "lost" 17k in mt. gox, as in he bought bitcoins for pennies, years later they were worth 17k, and then mt. gox imploded and he didn't have it any more. he actually thought he had a chance of getting some money back from them.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:37

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

I'm sure several people a day "lose" more than that in Vegas letting an early big win ride.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:39

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Boxturret posted:

it seems that the darknet market agora stole everyone's money and may have been behind the crash a few days ago?

interesting, so the XT fork spooked them into running off with the money. sad.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:51

Pocket: Aug 27, 2006

are the raves/drugs so poo poo in the usa that people talk about bitcoin?

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:53

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

PleasureKevin posted:

interesting, so the XT fork spooked them into running off with the money. sad.

nah agora is a bitcoin project and just crashes all the time it seems.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:57

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

Pocket posted:

are the raves/drugs so poo poo in the usa that people talk about bitcoin?

americans are hosed up m8 innit

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:00

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

Robawesome posted:

***************EMERGENCY UPDATE ******************* ALL PAPER XANAX / BLOTTER BUYERS WHO ARE REPORTING THEY DIDNT GET THEIR FULL ORDER PLEASE READ THIS WARNING!!!

be your own pharmacy

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:02

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

ayn rand hand job posted:

I was pretty sure this guy ODed on ketamine and drowned himself in his own toilet or something, but I guess I'm thinking of someone else

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Mercury_Storm posted:

I was pretty sure this guy ODed on ketamine and drowned himself in his own toilet or something, but I guess I'm thinking of someone else

rotor

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:32

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

PleasureKevin posted:

be your own pharmacy

'arm reduction etc etc etc

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:33

Pocket: Aug 27, 2006

Dr. Honked posted:

americans are hosed up m8 innit

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:35

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

How much bitcoins do you guys have

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:38

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Zeike posted:

How much bitcoins do you guys have

you can't have bitcoins, you idiot

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:40

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

Zeike posted:

How much bitcoins do you guys have

I live by the laws of glorious nippon and glorious nippon has said that you can't own bitcoins therefore

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

you can't have bitcoins, you idiot

gently caress

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:42

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Zeike posted:

How much bitcoins do you guys have

bitcoin doesn't exist

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:50

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

holy crap going to a rave like its 1992

# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:51

AnoHito: May 8, 2014

Mercury_Storm posted:

I was pretty sure this guy ODed on ketamine and drowned himself in his own toilet or something, but I guess I'm thinking of someone else

i thought he made it pretty clear he wasn't serious already.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:57

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

americanpegasus, a genius troll, posted:

In this moment, I am elocutionary.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:05

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

univbee posted:

I'm sure several people a day "lose" more than that in Vegas letting an early big win ride.

allow me introduce you to something called the stock market

# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:47

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

The Management posted:

allow me introduce you to something called the stock market

speaking of which has the current dow crash brought out any new craziness

# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:59

surebet: Jan 10, 2013; ａｖａｔａｒ
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Heresiarch posted:

speaking of which has the current dow crash brought out any new craziness

the usual wank about bitcoin being an antifragile store of value

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:16

I Greyhound: Apr 22, 2008; MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

let's see:

nope

quote:

Shower Thought... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 4 hours ago by resbias
Why doesn't Ashley Madison accept Bitcoin?

nope

quote:

Forks and altcoins: an illustration (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 49 minutes ago by luke-jrLuke Dashjr - Bitcoin Expert
I have made an illustration demonstrating the difference between the different kinds of forks and altcoins.
Hope this helps clarify the matter for everyone

nope

quote:

Bitcoin crashing again, along with stock markets. Yet gold is up? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 11 hours ago by ughinc
Explanations?

[�]UnderpaidBIGtime 10 points 3 hours ago
The reason it's so hard for most people to understand Bitcoin is that most people don't really understand money. Money isn't wealth. It's an accounting system used to facilitate the exchange of wealth. (The paradox of money is that while everyone wants it, no one actually wants it - they want the stuff they can buy with it!) Many people are put off by the fact that bitcoins are "just 0's and 1's" But that's what ALL money is, information! More precisely, money is a means for credibly conveying information about value given but not yet received (or at least not yet received in a form in which it can directly satisfy a person's wants or needs). To put it yet another way, money is a ledger. With fiat currencies like the dollar, that ledger is centralized. And that gives the central authority responsible for maintaining that ledger tremendous power, power that history has proven will inevitably be abused. With Bitcoin, the ledger is decentralized. And that means that no one individual or entity has the power to arbitrarily create new units (thereby causing inflation), freeze (or seize) your account, or block a particular payment from being processed. We've had decentralized money before. After all, no one can simply print new gold into existence. And the "ledger" of gold is distributed because the physical gold itself (the "accounting entries" in the metaphor) is distributed. But with gold, that decentralization comes at a heavy price (literally). The physical nature of gold makes it hugely inefficient from a transactional perspective. Enter Bitcoin. It is the first currency in the world that is BOTH decentralized AND digital. It is more reliably scarce than gold, more transactionally efficient than "modern" digital banking, and enables greater financial privacy than cash. It could certainly still fail for one reason or another, but if it doesn't, it has the potential to be very, VERY disruptive.

there we go

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:21

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

everytime that bitcoin stymie gets probated a bitcoin ghost gets his wings

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:22

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

The Management posted:

allow me introduce you to something called the stock market

yeah, the high roller tables in new york

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:22

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

I Greyhound posted:

what about tonal bitcoin luke-dash-junior what about tonal bitcoin

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:30

surebet: Jan 10, 2013; ａｖａｔａｒ
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Brain Wallet Bet? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago by jrm2007
I want to rehabilitate brain wallets -- I think anyone can generate a phrase that the user saves in the form of hints that can even be given to a potential cracker with, practically speaking, complete safety. I am willing to put for example 10 BTC at an address generated in this fashion and share my hint list with anyone who sends me 1 BTC. I'll leave them there for a week. (Obviously I am open to negotiation about the parameters.)
I am confident that people will keep the hints to themselves since they want to get all the BTC but if you want to share them, okay.
Wouldn't mind making money this way but what would be great if people are given an easy-to-understand and practical approach to protecting their BTC.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:34

Dren: Jan 5, 2001; Pillbug

QuarkJets posted:

everytime that bitcoin stymie gets probated a bitcoin ghost gets his wings

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:36

surebet: Jan 10, 2013; ａｖａｔａｒ
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Seraph84 posted:

No, actually this one wasn't me. I find the pedo references to be in poor taste honestly.

Buttcon will retake 250 within 48 hours, 300 within 14 days. There's no way I can be wrong about this, trust me guys.

up_{uP_UP}

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:40

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

laffo

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:41

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

I Greyhound posted:

you want it to be one way. but it the other way

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:44

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

surebet posted:

up_{uP_UP}

god, you fud spreading fudsters will take any opportunity to spread the fud wont you??

Fudtunately, I found the real graph:

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:54

Dren: Jan 5, 2001; Pillbug

lol butts

# ? Aug 23, 2015 01:58

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

as if any bitcoiner had a shower thought

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:03

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:31

Seraph84: Aug 9, 2015; by XyloJW

Good evening internet friends. I've been doing some thinking, and it occurs to me that for a dead cat, bitcoin sure is doing a lot of bouncing off that ~$200 price floor.

My Linux Rig posted:

cognitive dissonance is intellectual?

Cognitive dissonance is when you're holding two opposing views in mind at the same time sans awareness.

surebet posted:

up_{uP_UP}

Please adjust your sarcasm detector, it appears to be dysfunctional.

Seraph84 posted:

(...) I learned my lesson about predicting exchange rate movements back in 2013. It'll be interesting to see what happens with the halving next year.

Seraph84 posted:

That'sthejoke.jpeg

Also the abbreviated dates leave room for me to later say I meant 2115

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:13

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