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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

reformed bad troll posted:

This is why Scotland is the greatest country in the world. A Friday night "Munchy Box".



I gained a named for myself in TRP last year for eating many of these.

I am still alive but also braindead

Would except for the fries. Those are some sad lookin' spuds.

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Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

reformed bad troll posted:

This is why Scotland is the greatest country in the world. A Friday night "Munchy Box".



I gained a named for myself in TRP last year for eating many of these.

I am still alive but also braindead

wow there really are no pizza rules are there.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Neo_Crimson posted:

Would except for the fries. Those are some sad lookin' spuds.

:smith: I thought those were yellow peppers.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Neo_Crimson posted:

Would except for the fries. Those are some sad lookin' spuds.

Those look like perfectly good chips to me. :shrug:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Possibly Chicken posted:

So I guess every party in the 60s was spontaneous and impromptu and holy poo poo where's my gelatin.

The gelatin is over by the key bowl. Make sure you drop yours in!

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever
Guess who's back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srRgFgVpixc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Tiggum posted:

Those look like perfectly good chips to me. :shrug:

They look like soggy undercooked pieces of sadness.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:smith: Oh.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


Can anyone summarize for those of us not in a position to watch these videos? Or are the videos so good it's worth saving for later?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Simply Sara

E: no, the videos are mundane and not worth watching unless you:

a. really need some help on combining diced tomatoes and macaroni
b. have not yet gotten over the spectacle of a person with a head, neck, and shoulders that are roughly the same width and who has jowls so plump that they protrude further than her breasts

titties has a new favorite as of 19:40 on Aug 22, 2015

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Neo_Crimson posted:

Would except for the fries. Those are some sad lookin' spuds.

Unlike real countries, they don't double-dip their fries.

loving monsters, IMO.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Why gravy isn't all over that box I have no idea. It's not like health is a concern for anyone who's ordered one. That, and shame.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

The first video is totally unremarkable, but fairly healthy, at least. Just standard poor folk cooking.

I ran out of interest after that, so I don't know why she was missing. I'm okay with that.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

NotAnArtist posted:

Why gravy isn't all over that box I have no idea. It's not like health is a concern for anyone who's ordered one. That, and shame.

You get to choose two sauces. Gravy is an option but usually go for garlic mayo and pakora sauce (which is basically tomato sauce and mayonnaise with some spices ). They come in tubs separate.

The box contents are:

Chips
Donner meat
Onion rings
Chicken pakora
Veg Pakora
Mushroom Pakora
Chicken wings
Spicy fritters

And usually a pitta for slopping some donner meat into and dipping in the sauce

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Digital_Jesus posted:

Palate Cleanser: I overcooked my steaks again.




This is the second time this has been posted and the second time it was funny.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003


Once upon a time I'd have assumed nobody could be this stupid about cooking but now I just think about Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb trying to cook egg shells because he thought that's how you made egg whites. So thanks for lowering the bar, video game reviewers.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Chinaman7000 posted:

Once upon a time I'd have assumed nobody could be this stupid about cooking but now I just think about Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb trying to cook egg shells because he thought that's how you made egg whites. So thanks for lowering the bar, video game reviewers.

Is Dan Ryckert a 3 year old?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Jesus Christ. Yet no surprise.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Chinaman7000 posted:

Once upon a time I'd have assumed nobody could be this stupid about cooking but now I just think about Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb trying to cook egg shells because he thought that's how you made egg whites. So thanks for lowering the bar, video game reviewers.

Wasn't that Masakois?

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Scathach posted:

Wasn't that Masakois?

I also remember that in a Masaokis video, so yes, I think so. Maybe Dan Ryckert also made the same mistake.

Was the mystery of who Masaokis really is ever solved?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Chinaman7000 posted:

Once upon a time I'd have assumed nobody could be this stupid about cooking but now I just think about Dan Ryckert from Giant Bomb trying to cook egg shells because he thought that's how you made egg whites. So thanks for lowering the bar, video game reviewers.

Now everyone just breads poo poo in Doritos so are we any worse now than we were before? I saw this in the Rite Aid down the street from me yesterday.



It's AFP to me because I loving hate yellow soda.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Ah yes, long pork

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

RareAcumen posted:

Now everyone just breads poo poo in Doritos so are we any worse now than we were before? I saw this in the Rite Aid down the street from me yesterday.



It's AFP to me because I loving hate yellow soda.

But that is obviously clear soda.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

I lost interest after a while, but: she has a HUSBAND?

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

I also remember that in a Masaokis video, so yes, I think so. Maybe Dan Ryckert also made the same mistake.

Was the mystery of who Masaokis really is ever solved?

Dan definitely did this too. His life could fill much of this thread and many others.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

he ate microwaved hotdogs out of a shoebox

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Looks bad Todd

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


DNova posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Looks bad Todd

:agreed:

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

DNova posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Looks bad Todd

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Ultimate Mango posted:

Can anyone summarize for those of us not in a position to watch these videos? Or are the videos so good it's worth saving for later?

She got pneumonia and was in a coma for seven weeks.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
I bought a stack of old Weight Watchers cards from 1974-82 ages ago, but only scanned in a few before I moved and have no clue where the rest went. Here's a few of them:





Recipe:http://imgur.com/FPusiP4


Recipe: http://imgur.com/tDsC3L6


Recipe: http://imgur.com/HuXYs2Y


Recipe: http://imgur.com/FPgJPiS


Recipe: http://imgur.com/7LKNdsJ


Recipe: http://imgur.com/nmInauq

edit: I dare someone to make one of these things and do a trip report

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Mods plrease rename Cash Crab.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Mods plrease rename Cash Crab.

No deal if the quotation marks aren't there

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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ddiddles posted:

She got pneumonia and was in a coma for seven weeks.

I'm sure she's describing a real and respected medical procedure but I am seriously cracking up at the idea that some Southern hospital kept her in a medically induced coma for seven weeks strapped into a bed that turned her upside down and shook the pneumonia out of her.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

DNova posted:

Anti-Food Porn Thread: Looks bad Todd

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The saddest falafel, but probably the best bet if someone held a gun to my head and said "make ancient weight watchers food"

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Data Graham posted:

I'm sure she's describing a real and respected medical procedure but I am seriously cracking up at the idea that some Southern hospital kept her in a medically induced coma for seven weeks strapped into a bed that turned her upside down and shook the pneumonia out of her.

A Rotoprone. I am kinda amazed that a) they come in bariatric size already b) she was down that long but appears only to have gained weight.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


It's like a culinary degloving.

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