NXT TAKEOVER: BROOKLYN! TOO EASY!!

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Ribsauce posted:

John Cena is 500 times the wrestler Corbin is.

But by the transitive property doesn't that mean Cena is a zero?

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

My friend keeps calling him Smoga Joe and I can't tell if she's deaf or trolling me and it's making me mad

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

mfcrocker posted:

I hope WWE never get over their phase of bumps off the apron

at least they're not speedball bumps

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Factory Davey: Jan 9, 2010; I am aware of what the hands look like. I did my best.

What the gently caress is this weird headlock on Joe's ankle?

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Tyson Kidd carried him on his back to a good match at the first Columbus show.

now tyson kidd cannot carry any weight heavier than 5 pounds, thanks to samoa joea

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

bartok posted:

The gently caress is going on with Corbin's ring gear?

He's been digging into Nattie's dom trunk again.

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eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Okie here's how ignorant I've been of NXT, and why I am gonna be watching much more! I think I heard about it but I had no idea Samoa Joe had gone to NXT!

I'm mos def gonna be watching more NXT from here on out :rock:

LETS GO JOE LETS GO JOE

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:02

Fly with me: Aug 19, 2006; Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

DFu4ever posted:

A seldom used move from the book of erotic leg submissions.

The only way I'm reading that book is if it's old school Earthquake and Typhoon in all the pictures.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:02

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Baron Corbin: Submission Specialist is the funniest thing

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Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

bartok posted:

The gently caress is going on with Corbin's ring gear?

Lost member of the Ministry.

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

There was a time when I kinda liked Baron Corbin what the gently caress

Well actually it was his entrance and finisher which are literally the only redeeming things about him so

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

So his ceiling is John Cena, got it

lmao

did you hear how loving bad he was on the mic two weeks ago

"[sarcastic] Riiiiight. Obviously you want to fight me now"

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Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Don't WWE guys get new names like all the time to own the copyright or something? Why doesn't Samoa Joe have to change his name?

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Deep Thoreau: Aug 16, 2008

Time for another weak rear end splash

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

There was a time when I kinda liked Baron Corbin what the gently caress

Well actually it was his entrance and finisher which are literally the only redeeming things about him so

i feel ya

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Von Linus: Apr 6, 2006; I complete me.

Joe trying his best to make Corbin seem like a threat.

Maybe the new thing isn't to put a wrestler you're not sure about in with someone good to see what they can do, it's put them in with someone lovely and see how they manage.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 03:03

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Shima Honnou posted:

now tyson kidd cannot carry any weight heavier than 5 pounds, thanks to samoa joea

He was still weak from the Corbin match. :smith:

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

son of mideon

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Ostentatious posted:

Don't WWE guys get new names like all the time? Why doesn't Samoa Joe have to change his name?

because its samoa joe

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

This is a pretty decent match.

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Samoa Joe is doing is damndest to make Corbin look like a threat I got to give it to him.

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Ostentatious posted:

Don't WWE guys get new names like all the time to own the copyright or something? Why doesn't Samoa Joe have to change his name?

Probably fought to keep it in his contract.

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neoaxd: Nov 13, 2004

Ostentatious posted:

Don't WWE guys get new names like all the time to own the copyright or something? Why doesn't Samoa Joe have to change his name?

I don't think he's ever getting called up so it's kinda moot.

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Shrimpy: May 18, 2004; Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

There was a time when I kinda liked Baron Corbin what the gently caress

Well actually it was his entrance and finisher which are literally the only redeeming things about him so

I know nothing about him, but enjoyed the video package coming into this match and would now like him not to suck.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

HOSS OFF

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Ostentatious posted:

Don't WWE guys get new names like all the time? Why doesn't Samoa Joe have to change his name?

Because he's never going to the main roster probably. And his Name is probably known to a bunch of main stream wrestling fans.

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

NickRoweFillea posted:

please no more

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

There was a time when I kinda liked Baron Corbin what the gently caress

Well actually it was his entrance and finisher which are literally the only redeeming things about him so

I enjoyed the period of time where Baron Corbin matches consisted of his entrance, the crowd counting, and his finisher

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

slap bet

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DFu4ever: Oct 4, 2002

NickRoweFillea posted:

I expect it to start talking in soothing tones.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

NickRoweFillea posted:

noooooooooo

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Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

I, for one, appreciate we're already skipping to the modern-day Kane phase of Baron Corbin's career.

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

This is a pretty decent match.

yea

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Signal 19: Jul 18, 2005; Mega Downs

NickRoweFillea posted:

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.