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amityville anus posted:One day people are gonna be recorded from the minute they're squeezed out of momma's 'giney and their kids are never gonna understand why they can't remember anything in first person until a certain age. I kind of can't wait for this because then whenever my wife's being an rear end in a top hat and saying I did some poo poo I didn't do I can be all "LET'S GO TO THE INSTANT REPLAY" and then draw dickbutts all over it with a light pen to illustrate how wrong she was.
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Watch S1E3 of Black Mirror, might change your mind.
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This a new low derial for this thread, from what I can remember
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I know, Black Mirror is terrible.
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Who decided this needed it's own wiki entry? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_during_consensual_sex
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In 2013, a woman named Sharai Mawera was mauled and killed by a lion in Zimbabwe during intercourse; (she was having sex with a human, not the lion). Her male companion fled and survived.
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Nckdictator posted:Who decided this needed it's own wiki entry? Same person who greenlit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
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quote:Australian politician Sir Billy Snedden "expired 'at the peak of physical congress' (as a policeman memorably told Truth)" in 1987. Nineteen years later, his son (and Eskimo brother) was quoted as saying "I'm sure the old man went out happy - anyone would be proud to die on the job."
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pookel posted:Urban Dictionary tells me "Eskimo brother" is a guy who's slept with the same girl you slept with, which I guess excuses it being really loving racist? The people who commonly find themselves in need of such a term aren't usually the same people who concern themselves with diversity.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:44
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baram. posted:penis cousins. http://www.salon.com/2013/05/29/please_dont_masturbate_with_my_husband/ quote:“Want to jack off together some time?” our friend August said to my husband, Jeff, one night over the phone. He invited Jeff to masturbate with him as casually as he might ask him to lunch. “It’s not a gay thing. It’s an Indian blood brothers thing,” he added.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:54
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What an uptight prude. "Oh no, my friend talked about group masturbation, now nothing will ever be the same!"
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Aug 21, 2015 17:00
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This is the most boring article I've ever read. No wonder this couple doesn't have any friends
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Mulva posted:What an uptight prude. "Oh no, my friend talked about group masturbation, now nothing will ever be the same!" That article is hilarious. Prudence Constance Chastity Faith posted:I wanted to close my eyes and pretend this was not happening. Lol, really? Prudence Constance Chastity Faith posted:I was devastated that we were going to lose these dear friends. Lol, really? The husband said nope, and hung up. The wife is acting like the other dude came through the phone line with his cock in one hand and a bottle of almond champagne in the other.
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I especially liked "we severed all contact with our single friends because we're assholes and now we're lonely a bloo bloo bloo"
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Centripetal Horse posted:... the other dude came through the phone line with his cock in one hand and a bottle of almond champagne in the other. Wait, is that not supposed to happen? 
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Nckdictator posted:Wait, is that not supposed to happen? Oh come on. The warning signs were there - almond loving champagne?
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That last line killed me
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Aug 21, 2015 18:16
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Did they use a JO crystal? This is important.
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God, they sound like the least fun, most uptight people. Not to mention self-centered and insecure. "People with children care more about their children than about their friendship with me!" "Single people behave differently from me!" "My husband hanging out with male friends might lead to infidelity." #WhiteWhine #AlmondChampagne #NoHomoHubby drat I wish I knew a couple like August and Dana. 
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Somehow things make alot more sense when you read the author's one other article. http://www.salon.com/2015/07/13/how_anal_sex_ruined_my_relationship/ quote:...But I’m really uptight. My old-fashioned Russian mother drilled things into my head like, “If you give the milk away for free, he won’t buy the cow.” I believed her.
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Nckdictator posted:Somehow things make alot more sense when you read the author's one other article. Ahahaha holy poo poo I've read this article before. This woman is so ridiculous I'm having a hard time believing this isn't like the Onions ask Jean series
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I stopped reading Salon at one point. I didn't remember why, until now.
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Nckdictator posted:Wait, is that not supposed to happen? Not outside of James Woods-David Cronenberg collaborations. Aesop Poopsock posted:That last line killed me Your name kills me. No matter how many times I see it, my brain insists on reading "Poopsock."
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Centripetal Horse posted:Not outside of James Woods-David Cronenberg collaborations. I instantly regret that it's not that now
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Aesop Poprock posted:Ahahaha holy poo poo I've read this article before. This woman is so ridiculous I'm having a hard time believing this isn't like the Onions ask Jean series Poe's law as applied to E/N
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Centripetal Horse posted:
Almond champagne? Is this really a thing?
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Nckdictator posted:Somehow things make alot more sense when you read the author's one other article. That article is hilarious. Whether it's satire or not, it is most certainly fictional.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Ahahaha holy poo poo I've read this article before. This woman is so ridiculous I'm having a hard time believing this isn't like the Onions ask Jean series Me too, I don't know if it was linked here, or someone at work sent it to me, but this woman is ridiculous.
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MightyJoe36 posted:Almond champagne? Is this really a thing? Yes indeedy. http://almondchampagne.com/
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Meet the Boy Fiend, Jesse Pomeroy. http://www.murderbygaslight.com/2010/08/jesse-pomeroy-boston-boy-fiend.html This site is a goldmine of gruesome, violent, and just plain weird murders from the 19th Century.
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Khazar-khum posted:Yes indeedy. Made me queasy just thinking about it. But at least there's this: quote:home of the famed Almond Sparkling Wine (formerly known as Almond Champange). Changed due to legal requirements or because sparkling wine is easier to spell?
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Karma Monkey posted:Changed due to legal requirements or because sparkling wine is easier to spell? The former. The French get really mad if you sell something called "champagne" that wasn't produced in Champagne.
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Probably legal stuff. I think only wines from the Champagne region in France can legally be called Champagne.
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Mak0rz posted:The former. The French get really mad if you sell something called "champagne" that wasn't produced in Champagne. It was not a sincere question.
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PYF unnerving article or story: He had never tried almond champagne before, so
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Khazar-khum posted:Yes indeedy. This sounds mega gross I'm going to go buy a bottle and drink it tonight with the finest Chipotle burrito.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Probably legal stuff. I think only wines from the Champagne region in France can legally be called Champagne.
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13Pandora13 posted:This sounds mega gross I'm going to go buy a bottle and drink it tonight with the finest Chipotle burrito. I have a friend who drinks almond milk. I'm going to send her this link.
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Alereon posted:Not exactly disturbing, but this reminds me that for years French wine activists called the Regional Committee for Viticultural Action were the most active terrorist group in Europe. We're not talking smashing wine bottles here, they've engaged in bombings, arson, truck hijackings, and even kidnapping. quote:"Each bottle of American and Australian wine that lands in Europe is a bomb targeted at the heart of our rich European culture," argues grower Aime Guibert. The French manager for the E. & J. Gallo Winery, Sylvain Removille, reports that he and his sales staff have repeatedly been physically assaulted.  I knew the French were serious about their wine, but drat.
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