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The best reboot of all time Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hang on, we don't have to fear fire anymore, right? And we know she is down below, so... You're determined to remove all traces of this cursed ship. There is nothing left worth saving here. Burn it all down and let God sort it out. You gather together some of the colored clothing from the butchered men. Using it as a form of crude tinder, you carefully angle your telescope to the sun and steadily focus it into the fabric. It takes some practice. You're only able to get a wisp of smoke at first. You know you can't give up. You blow gently on anything that seems to be the beginning of a flame. After what seems like hours, you finally have a small fire. The wood on deck is suitably dry in this arid climate, and before long your flames begin to spread quickly. As the flames begin to lick at the rigging, you climb overboard and walk to a safe distance. You watch as the ship becomes completely engulfed in flame. You hear a sizzling. The heat of the blaze begins to melt the ice around the ship, freeing it from its frozen prison. It slowly sinks down into the waters below, far out of sight. All becomes quiet. You feel better knowing whatever evils were within that ship have been sent to the bottom of the sea. Suddenly, the ice underneath your feet begins to pulse. A crack appears nearby. The pulses continue and the crack expands further, revealing a frigid pool of water beneath. You spread your feet and hold steady, gazing into the icy pool. A woman's face emerges from the inky blue depth of the ocean, startling you. She is smiling. Her wild hair flows around her in all directions. She never breaks the surface, yet you somehow hear her when she speaks. "You've done well," she croons in a soft voice, "though I didn't expect you'd burn the ship." She seems mildly irritated for a moment. "Well, no matter, I suppose we are done there now, anyway. Corpses make for poor company" "The question we have now is what to do with you?" she grins wickedly. "You did such a good job disposing of the rest of the outsiders. Very impressive work, truly. I felt you cheated a bit by asking for help from that silly Peacock, though. Were you not man enough to complete the task on your own?" she teases. "No matter. I knew I chose the right man for the job. Do you feel no remorse at all for what you've done?" She looks you up and down, a hint of disgust in her eyes. "I expected as much. Outsiders think of nothing but their own well being. This is how they roused my ire in the first place." Her gentle voice is tempered with anger. "You had the power to help them, you know. I was right to leave you with free will - it makes the end result all the more satisfying." She flips around in the water playfully, then settles back into conversation. "Now then, your reward," she sighs. "I'll let you choose how you die." Her lips curl into a menacing smile. "What shall it be?" >
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 10:33 |
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>Piss on her.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 10:36 |
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>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 10:41 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:02 |
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Self-inflicted Stone Cold Stunner.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:03 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:>Piss on her.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:10 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:12 |
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> Punch the oval office in the throat
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:27 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:36 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:39 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back And piss on her after.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:51 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back This then piss on her
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:01 |
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Butt Wizard posted:Self-inflicted Stone Cold Stunner. Die doing what we loved
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:25 |
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> "Balls deep in your rear end, Baby." Spit in your hand and stroke yourself while leering at her suggestively.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:56 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back Seriously, Sharon, can you just be serious for one minute here? edit: wait. we might have a worthy opponent for the arena in her.. Arena battle for Vagon fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Aug 23, 2015 |
# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:58 |
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Amazing Zimmo posted:> Ftfy
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:02 |
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> death by snu-snu
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:12 |
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Vagon posted:Arena battle for
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:23 |
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This is the moment you've trained for, >Squat and scream for the next hour until you power up the egg and return to rainbow form >Gather energy into your colon and unleash your Final Shat
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:46 |
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>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:48 |
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>Eat the Egg
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:51 |
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Death by Stone Cold Stunner!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:14 |
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Shankel Magnus posted:>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:32 |
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Shankel Magnus posted:>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:45 |
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>"of old age please"
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:53 |
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Xelkelvos posted:> death by snu-snu
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:54 |
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Xelkelvos posted:> death by snu-snu
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:56 |
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> suck her dick
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:56 |
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> cage match
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:09 |
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Vagon posted:Seriously, Sharon, can you just be serious for one minute here?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:13 |
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> Challenge her to a ladder match
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:14 |
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>tell her you want to die of old age after a long, satisfying life in the company of your friends and family
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:16 |
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Recharge the egg somehow and then battle her in the arena
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:16 |
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Shankel Magnus posted:>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:17 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:55 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:>tell her you want to die of old age after a long, satisfying life in the company of your friends and family This is the canon ending.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:10 |
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Xelkelvos posted:> death by snu-snu
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:19 |
Neddy Seagoon posted:>Piss on her. If she kills us whilst pissing, we need to shout "Freedooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom" like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:26 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 11:53 |
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Tell her you want to die from exhaustion after clubbing thousands of baby seals.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:26 |