The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Lousy democrats.

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 16:42

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# ? May 27, 2024 23:42

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Red posted:

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos! :smuggo:

# ? Aug 21, 2015 17:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

BigDave posted:

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I'm not registered! :smugbert:

# ? Aug 21, 2015 19:19

js86: Jul 22, 2012

BigDave posted:

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

It was the Bears, wasn't it? Even when i knew it wasn't them, I knew it was the Bears.

# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:56

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Red posted:

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!

Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 22:50

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

PT6A posted:

Go ahead! Throw your vote away!

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

# ? Aug 21, 2015 23:23

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

DizzyBum posted:

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get it, I'm back on the streets! WITH ALL MY CRIMINAL BUDDIES! BWAHAHAHAHA!

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:23

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

js86 posted:

It was the Bears, wasn't it? Even when i knew it wasn't them, I knew it was the Bears.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 01:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

Now apologize for the tax hike!

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:15

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

York_M_Chan posted:

Writer Cath, please. I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my mobile command unit.

It's over, York. Release me from your Kung Fu Grip.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 04:43

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I'm just spreading the Playdude philosophy. Hifis, Norman Mailer, gettin' some...

# ? Aug 22, 2015 05:59

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm just spreading the Playdude philosophy. Hifis, Norman Mailer, gettin' some...

Our unabashed dictionary defines I.U.D. as love springs internal.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:42

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Our unabashed dictionary defines I.U.D. as love springs internal.

I don't get it.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Now apologize for the tax hike!

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP! :argh:

# ? Aug 22, 2015 15:24

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Mister Kingdom posted:

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!

Gonna paint our wagon,
Gonna paint it good,
We ain't braggin',
We're gonna coat that wood.

# ? Aug 22, 2015 16:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP!

Make me.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:11

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

BigDave posted:

I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get it, I'm back on the streets! WITH ALL MY CRIMINAL BUDDIES! BWAHAHAHAHA!

phone posting sorry for table break

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:07

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

phone posting sorry for table break

MY EYES! THE TABLES DO NOTHING!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The Nastier Nate posted:

phone posting sorry for table break

From now on there are three ways of posting quotes: the right way, the wrong way, and the Nastier Nate way.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:06

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

MY EYES! THE TABLES DO NOTHING!

Now, that's real quoting, so I want to see goggles, people!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

From now on there are three ways of posting quotes: the right way, the wrong way, and the Nastier Nate way.

Isn't that the wrong way?

# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:23

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Isn't that the wrong way?

Yeah, but faster. :smug:

# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:31

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

Yeah, but faster.

Faster Monday_, he's got a taste for meat now!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:33

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:20

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!

I can't! It's a GEO! :gonk:

# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:08

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Root Bear posted:

I can't! It's a GEO!

Put it in "H"!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:23

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Class3KillStorm posted:

Put it in "H"!

What country is this post from?

# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:55

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Root Bear posted:

I can't! It's a GEO!

My Geode must be acknowledged! :colbert:

# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:15

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

I can't! It's a GEO!

We used to have a bus. In a way, the sixties ended the day we sold it, December 31st, 1969.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 17:18

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We used to have a bus. In a way, the sixties ended the day we sold it, December 31st, 1969.

For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 17:40

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

What country is this post from?

Eh, it no longer exists.

I'm in Czech Republic right now, which was still Czechoslovakia back when Mr Plow first aired in 1992. The ironing is delicious

# ? Aug 23, 2015 19:52

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Jorghnassen posted:

Eh, it no longer exists.

I'm in Czech Republic right now, which was still Czechoslovakia back when Mr Plow first aired in 1992. The ironing is delicious

Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places!

# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:15

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

What country is this post from?

This post was manufactured in Croatia from recycled Soviet tanks.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 20:26

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

BigDave posted:

This post was manufactured in Croatia and replaceed with the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Goon.

# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:03

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978.

Everyone knows rock achieved perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact. :science:

# ? Aug 23, 2015 23:45

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

ShaqDiesel posted:

Everyone knows rock achieved perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

Charlie didn't ask for I.D when I fought at La Choy and Chun King. I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho!

# ? Aug 24, 2015 00:11

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

After The War posted:

It was a bloodless coup! All smothering!

# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:10

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

This post was manufactured in Croatia from recycled Soviet tanks.

Wake up, BigDave! Those posts are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

# ? Aug 24, 2015 02:22

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

# ? Aug 24, 2015 02:29

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# ? May 27, 2024 23:42

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Wake up, BigDave! Those posts are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!

BigDave left his briefcase. Hey, it's full of shredded newspaper.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 02:30

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