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fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Happy 666th page!





Hail Satan!

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Hey! Leave the Faeroes out of this!! <:mad:>

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Disco Infiva posted:

Ginger ale is for big gay babies, you big gay baby.

ginger ale is good for moscow mules

ghengilhar
Mar 21, 2013

DrSunshine posted:

Hey! Leave the Faeroes out of this!! <:mad:>

Don't worry those are the Sheltand Islands.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Page 666 politically loaded maps. :devil:



Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa

ghengilhar posted:

Don't worry those are the Sheltand Islands.

las islas de las ovejas y nada mucho más son argentinas




e: oh and of course

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

ghengilhar posted:

Don't worry those are the Sheltand Islands.

I think you mean Shitland, buddy.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Disco Infiva posted:

Happy 666th page!



Hail Satan!

These are indeed the Shetland Islands. But that's no map from 1939...

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

In honor of page 666, I went hunting for some appropriate maps. It turns out that by drawing lines on a map, you can prove that school shootings are an occult conspiracy by President Clinton. The illuminati are also involved.





(Evil occultists always use Mercator projection, of course.)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Powered Descent posted:

(Evil occultists always use Mercator projection, of course.)
To be fair, drawing long lines like that on a world map might be one of the few cases where Mercator is the most appropriate projection.

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?
It's politically loaded because it's not even in Denver. To get to the airport from Denver, you have to go through Aurora. Now we don't know for sure that the Masonic principles embedded in the floorplan have caused the rash of mass shootings in the area. But in the spirit of Page 666, we don't know that they don't either...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Countries most like the Soviet Union?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Countries by level of superpower power level in the late 1970s (darker=stronger)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

No wait it's countries with the most deluded citizens.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Jerry Cotton posted:

No wait it's countries with the most deluded citizens.

You're probably on to something.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Boxing rounds won in Rocky IV. Darker is more.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Boxing rounds won in Rocky IV. Darker is more.

:vince:

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013
Hail Satan!

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

It has the word "Hades" on it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bongo Bill posted:

It has the word "Hades" on it.



I'm especially fond of the Mason-Dixon line, right there between Missouri and Arkansas.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

ghengilhar posted:

Don't worry those are the Sheltand Islands.

Not far from the Shetland Islands, I wager.

Haha, dang it! :doh:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART


An ethnic map made by Lithuanian nationalist Juozas Gabrys in 1918. After the end of the war, he pushed for a large, powerful Lithuania, and as part of that he published this map, inaccurately showing a Lithuanian majority over a huge area at the expense of the local Polish, Belorussian, and German populations. In fact, Vilnius, shown in the central portion of the big red blob, had a significant Polish majority at the time.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Cold War winner and runner-up

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

GlennFinito posted:

Hail Satan!


A map for ants?

Bongo Bill posted:

It has the word "Hades" on it.




Florida is most certainly not renamed :colbert:

Frostwerks fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Aug 24, 2015

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Some thing to do with prisons is my guess.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

ussr and us respective shades of red on flag.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Pissflaps posted:

Boxing rounds won in Rocky IV. Darker is more.

lol

The map is about the size of Satan. USA is the Great Satan and USSR was the Lesser Satan.

HAIL SATAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Bongo Bill posted:

It has the word "Hades" on it.



Why is there a huge bible over New England? I've always thought it is like the most secular area in the U.S.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


DarkCrawler posted:

Why is there a huge bible over New England? I've always thought it is like the most secular area in the U.S.

The map is from 1888, nowhere in the US was really all that secular at the time.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

DarkCrawler posted:

Why is there a huge bible over New England? I've always thought it is like the most secular area in the U.S.
Because that's where the first Real Christians arrived in the US, and most of the South at the time was some type of Episcopalian, which is almost as bad as Catholic.

New England was still highly religious back then too.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

DarkCrawler posted:

Why is there a huge bible over New England? I've always thought it is like the most secular area in the U.S.

Puritans my friend. Until the 70's a church could object to the construction of a bar in Boston.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

sparatuvs posted:

Puritans my friend. Until the 70's a church could object to the construction of a bar in Boston.

there are still liquor laws in New York making it difficult to impossible to open a bar within a few hundred feet of a (legal) church

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

never trust an elf posted:

there are still liquor laws in New York making it difficult to impossible to open a bar within a few hundred feet of a (legal) church

I thought Larkin v. Grendel's made this unconstitutional.

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010


Red = red, brown = dead.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Average colour of borsch.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Bongo Bill posted:

It has the word "Hades" on it.



The farther you are from the bible, the closer you are to Immortality, Peace, Hope, Virtue, etc. Checks out.

e: also "British America" :canada:

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

The South Boston Loafers sounds like the worst street gang in existence.

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Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Frostwerks posted:

The South Boston Loafers sounds like the worst street gang in existence.

Their war with the North Boston Moccasins is pretty crazy though.

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