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Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

hey i found seraph's reddit avatar



also

quote:

[–]Halfhand84 1 point 23 days ago*

These very sex-negative laws, like "indecent exposure", are fundamentally Christian dogma shoehorned into law.

They make no more sense than death penalty for masturbators did in 1650 New Haven Connecticut, but they remain on the books because our lawmakers are almost all 60-80 year old white male Christian millionaires who are totally out of touch with reality.

Science asserts that puberty is the age of sexual maturity, while Christianity insists on some arbitrary unscientific age number for consent. Despite the fact that maturity usually varies more between individuals than It does between ages for teens.

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Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

this guy posts like a hundred times a day in the Star Citizen subreddit, and obviously lost his mind regarding Bitcoin months ago. Considering he's been a Bitcoiner for over a year there's probably something in his post history about how Bitcoins will be $800 next week and never drop below $600 again.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Robawesome posted:

this guy posts like a hundred times a day in the Star Citizen subreddit, and obviously lost his mind regarding Bitcoin months ago. Considering he's been a Bitcoiner for over a year there's probably something in his post history about how Bitcoins will be $800 next week and never drop below $600 again.

no one cares

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005


agreed

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Robawesome posted:

hey i found seraph's reddit avatar



also

We already knew that seraph84 was a pedophile you didn't have to go through your favorites list looking for proof

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Asking whether or not a bitcoiner is a pedophile is like asking whether Karpeles did nothing wrong; the answer is always yes

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

QuarkJets posted:

Asking whether or not a bitcoiner is a pedophile is like asking whether Karpeles did nothing wrong; the answer is always yes

B... but Karpeles is a bitcoiner...

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

B... but Karpeles is a bitcoiner...

he's more of the bitcoin antichrist

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
what if there was a bitcoiner who was into anime, star trek, my little pony, and subway sandwiches. would that be sufficient grounds for conviction, or just putting on a registry?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

what if there was a bitcoiner who was into anime, star trek, my little pony, and subway sandwiches. would that be sufficient grounds for conviction, or just putting on a registry?

The twatch list.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
i remember some cop saying that when looking for pedos they knew they where close when some star trek starts showing up. they must have updated the threat list by now.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

gschmidl posted:

B... but Karpeles is a bitcoiner...

*Points to gold-fringed flag* Under admiralty law it's not a crime to be a pedophile so the statement stands true

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
also I legit dont understand why pedophilia is so frequent and open with vocal bitcoin proponents

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

unpacked robinhood posted:

also I legit dont understand why pedophilia is so frequent and open with vocal bitcoin proponents

anything that promises to go against the laws at all quickly finds a whole bunch of pedophiles ready to stand up for their freedoms they believe to be unjustly impinged

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

unpacked robinhood posted:

also I legit dont understand why pedophilia is so frequent and open with vocal bitcoin proponents

because bitcoiners are almost universally libertarian and libertarianism is the kind of belief that you can only hold as an adult if you have an underdeveloped brain, like a child's brain, which is why libertarians are so frequently attracted to children

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
also context and nuance are hard for libertarians (and for a lot of other people as well but libertarians take it to new spergy levels)

that 10 year old girl said "yes" therefore it's okay because that's consent, right? and consent is a binary operation

JamesieAB
Nov 5, 2005
Bitcoin CEO's arrest leaves trail of unanswered questions

quote:

On Friday authorities issued a fresh arrest warrant for Frenchman Karpeles over claims he stole several million dollars from clients, including about $48,000 allegedly spent on a luxury canopy bed.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
tibane deserves only the best

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

he still has a lot of body reserves left



e: oops my bad, that's from August 2nd.

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

So wait is this the third set of charges, like they reset the clock again

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

So wait is this the third set of charges, like they reset the clock again

The first kicked off boom august so this should be the second

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

lol @ that mouth

i was going to have satoshi as roger rabbit but making it look half decent seemed like too much work

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
unironically rooting for karpeles

he may be a bastard, but he's our bastard

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Well, you can't just put a normal $1000 bed in an $11,000 a month penthouse, now can you?

I would imagine roger ver is packing up his poo poo and loving off before he's the next one in handcuffs. going to run back home to.....oh, right.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Seraph84 posted:

No, actually this one wasn't me. I find the pedo references to be in poor taste honestly.

Buttcon will retake 250 within 48 hours, 300 within 14 days. There's no way I can be wrong about this, trust me guys.

so its been nearly 4 days now and welp

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Erenthal posted:

unironically rooting for karpeles

he may be a bastard, but he's our bastard

he made lots of boitcoiners very upset which is one of the noblest pursuits i can think of

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


hang in there, karpeles

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

chestnut santabag posted:

so its been nearly 4 days now and welp


a bitcoiner prediction........ untrue?????????

:anttony:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Imagine a boulder at the edge of a cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-11rbq8UJfg

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Sentient Data posted:

Imagine a boulder at the edge of a cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-11rbq8UJfg
fyad is keeping bitcoing down???

lol

Erenthal posted:

unironically rooting for karpeles

he may be a bastard, but he's our bastard
agreed

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
if someone designed a Mt Gox shirt and put it on Redbubble or something with any proceeds going to something like the SPLC I'd deffo buy one or two


just an idea though :shobon:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Sentient Data posted:

Imagine a boulder at the edge of a cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-11rbq8UJfg
for some reason my brain glitched and I thought this said "imagine your daughter at the edge of a cliff"

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

anthonypants posted:

some rando said he was going to donate $100 million to Portland State University, and it took a couple days for the school to find out maybe he didn't have that money. turns out he's a serial entrepreneur who's recently into bitcoins and wants to build a 50 billion dollar bitcoin computer mining rig warehouse in new mexico, or oklahoma, or oregon. he's also got a thread on bitcointalk, where even bitcoiners are saying he's a scam artist


Dear Intel, you should give me complete and total ownership of your company, because reasons.



Sirs,

This letter is a preliminary communication before a formal tender offer to
exchange some shares of Exascale Power Co. IRS# 46-4266719 in Portland,
Oregon for all of Intel Corporation IRS# 94-1672743 shares of common stock,
CUSIP 458140100.

In my past several months of communication with staff at Intel Corporation,
forming a relationship as a potential Intel customer to build the Worlds
first ExaFlop Supercomputer( see exascalepower.com )in Oklahoma, I see more
of an opportunity to grow my business in large scale data center development
with ownership and controlling interest in Intel Corporation.

The cost detail of nearly $18 Billion in 2014, presented to me as a potential
customer for the ExaFlop System mentioned, with a similar amount needed for
upgrade in 2016, and budget of an extra 20 percent for unforeseen cost overuns
building a new system, the resulting $50 Billion budget represents over one
third of the present $134 Billion market capitalization of Intel Corporation.
With a published Intel profit margin of 50 percent that would represent
$25 Billion increased earnings. Trading at the current P/E of 14 means the
Intel Market cap would increase by $350 billion to nearly $500 Billion.

In addition, I proposed entering into an IBM-type service contract with Intel
to staff and maintain the Data Center as a turn key operation for my company
as end user.

The Exascale Power Co. Data Center in Oklahoma will generate projected EBITDA
of $13 Billion per year, with economies of scale allowing pricing of the
commodity cloud computing service well below Google and Amazon, to capture
significant market share. Immediate Future Plans include a ZettaFlop Data
Center (1000x larger) in New Mexico in 2016.

My interest would be to continue Intel as a public company, and preserve the
published Intel profit margin exceeding 50 percent, while gaining the
efficiencies of merging an aggressive data center developer/operator with
Intel, a demonstrated industry leader in hardware, and adding IBM-type service
contracts.

Greater emphasis on big data center development by Intel will also better
support Corporate and Industry growth in Mobile and Internet Of Things markets
by substantially reducing cloud computing costs.


John Fitzpatrick
CEO, Exascale Power Co.
1819 SW Fifth Ave #211
Portland, Oregon 97201
202-277-4478
info@exascalepower.com

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

MisterOblivious posted:

Dear Intel, you should give me complete and total ownership of your company, because reasons.



Sirs,

This letter is a preliminary communication before a formal tender offer to
exchange some shares of Exascale Power Co. IRS# 46-4266719 in Portland,
Oregon for all of Intel Corporation IRS# 94-1672743 shares of common stock,
CUSIP 458140100.

In my past several months of communication with staff at Intel Corporation,
forming a relationship as a potential Intel customer to build the Worlds
first ExaFlop Supercomputer( see exascalepower.com )in Oklahoma, I see more
of an opportunity to grow my business in large scale data center development
with ownership and controlling interest in Intel Corporation.

The cost detail of nearly $18 Billion in 2014, presented to me as a potential
customer for the ExaFlop System mentioned, with a similar amount needed for
upgrade in 2016, and budget of an extra 20 percent for unforeseen cost overuns
building a new system, the resulting $50 Billion budget represents over one
third of the present $134 Billion market capitalization of Intel Corporation.
With a published Intel profit margin of 50 percent that would represent
$25 Billion increased earnings. Trading at the current P/E of 14 means the
Intel Market cap would increase by $350 billion to nearly $500 Billion.

In addition, I proposed entering into an IBM-type service contract with Intel
to staff and maintain the Data Center as a turn key operation for my company
as end user.

The Exascale Power Co. Data Center in Oklahoma will generate projected EBITDA
of $13 Billion per year, with economies of scale allowing pricing of the
commodity butt computing service well below Google and Amazon, to capture
significant market share. Immediate Future Plans include a ZettaFlop Data
Center (1000x larger) in New Mexico in 2016.

My interest would be to continue Intel as a public company, and preserve the
published Intel profit margin exceeding 50 percent, while gaining the
efficiencies of merging an aggressive data center developer/operator with
Intel, a demonstrated industry leader in hardware, and adding IBM-type service
contracts.

Greater emphasis on big data center development by Intel will also better
support Corporate and Industry growth in Mobile and Internet Of Things markets
by substantially reducing butt computing costs.


John Fitzpatrick
CEO, Exascale Power Co.
1819 SW Fifth Ave #211
Portland, Oregon 97201
202-277-4478
info@exascalepower.com

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007


lol at this amateur photography attempt at a portrait

lol at Bitcoin

lol at the goatse response

lol at how

lol

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


this is the face of a guy who comes up with a name for something first, and then a product and business plan

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
a bitcoiner making a tender offer yummy

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