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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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http://i.imgur.com/3x0VJtL.gifv

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Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I've never played a Metal Gear game ever. Am I missing out? I really don't think so .

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Laranzu posted:

I've never played a Metal Gear game ever. Am I missing out? I really don't think so .

they're some of the best-developed games ever made

the story is crazy but honestly, Kojima's basically just grabbing ideas from all over the place in terms of sci-fi and war porn and jamming it all together with no editors except himself. He then tries to frame it in a way that's cinematicly awesome

on top of it all he basically uses all the processing power he can out of the platform to fill in the details that barely anyone will notice. people are still discovering codec conversations from the old ones that never pop up unless you call a certain person at a certain time.

like this poo poo: MGS for PSX had sound settings in the option menu- basically "Stereo" and "Mono". One boss fight uses the stereo speakers to indicate what direction he's coming from.

If you call in during the Hind-D fight with the setting set to Mono, this is what you get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzG8Sty9veI

they paid 3 different voice actors to say lines for a conversation that probably won't be heard by many people at all, just in case people with mono tvs we getting dusted

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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here because i said it best in imp zone when i was high af and just watched the last gameplay demo about mother base and fob mode

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the level of detail in mother base is beyond anything i thought would be possible

you get to find a botanist to carry a fuckin assault rifle to murder people while you collect what is probably going to be 10 million photo-realistic plants in this amazing world of infinity skyrims so that your med kits also perk your senses up a bit on later missions

not only do you get to make your incredible loving treehouse thats so loving huge with all your best friends hang out with you and its so big that you get to drive goddamn JEEPS on it and theres robots and you can shoot guns and pet a dogge and listen to GODDAMN JOY DIVISION ON YOUR loving SICK rear end CUSTOMIZED HELICOPTER WHILE YOU FLY OVER A GODDAMN OCEAN BECAUSE THATS HOW loving BIG IT IS

then that goddamn douchebag from school shows up and is all "yo im taking your poo poo" you get to get your loving friends and your robots and guns that shoot rockets and poo poo and loving hunt him down like the douchebag he is and all your friends kick his rear end too and its just loving rad

AND THATS LIKE THE 1/4 OF THE GODDAMN GAME.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
i've only played the first one for the playstation 1

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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elite_garbage_man posted:

i've only played the first one for the playstation 1

you should play 3 and peacewalker

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you should play 3 and peacewalker

Can I just shoot all the dudes because I P. much hate forced stealth missions where you fail if detected. Almost made me quit Far Cry 4, even though the game is a blast.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Laranzu posted:

Can I just shoot all the dudes because I P. much hate forced stealth missions where you fail if detected. Almost made me quit Far Cry 4, even though the game is a blast.

yeah of fuckin course dude

you may have a hard time in 3 with one section in particular but yeah you can kill everyone ever and beat it

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I played 1, 2, and 4. 4 may have been 50% cutscenes but was still good.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you should play 3 and peacewalker

if nothing else then play 3 but but pw is seriously a good game

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

1 was so loving badass. You had to change your controller slot to beat psycho mantis. Then you try the same trick in 4 and he laughs at you and is like, "you think that would work again?"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"Hmm, you have not saved often!"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

1 was so loving badass. You had to change your controller slot to beat psycho mantis. Then you try the same trick in 4 and he laughs at you and is like, "you think that would work again?"

He loses his poo poo in 4 since there's no memory card. Also the funny conversation with Otacon where he tells you it's time to change discs.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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A pretty blonde Scottish girl recaps the entire series :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22qpIrBJJRY

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Leather Bear posted:

A pretty blonde Scottish girl recaps the entire series :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22qpIrBJJRY

agree :3:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
gently caress where am i supposed to get money for a ps4

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

DownByTheWooter posted:

gently caress where am i supposed to get money for a ps4

Suck some dicks

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

cheers

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm thinking the Big Lebowski soundtrack would be pro tier listening for this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l436MSlivQ

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

I went ahead and preordered it on steam.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Leather Bear posted:

A pretty blonde Scottish girl recaps the entire series :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22qpIrBJJRY

Well that sure explained something. I'm not sure what. The accent was cool.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMoeDM8POZk

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


jesus fuckinng christ im dying

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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big boss peeping hella strong titty game

bloops fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Aug 23, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
:pcgaming:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

:getin:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


But you don't like mgs

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
he's gonna make one of those youtube vids where he buys something he doesn't like just to blast it with a 12 gauge point blank, and piss off all nerds.

and yes I know it's a steam code

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

But you don't like mgs

That's VV and Cole

They hate everything except getting mad at video games

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

But you don't like mgs

i think mgs has been pretty dumb up to this point, but ground zeros was actually alright and with phantom pain it looks like kojima finally decided to make a video game instead of an interactive anime. for 26 bucks im willing to give it a shot v:shobon:v

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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:siren:THE LET'S PLAY STARTED TODAY. HEADS UP SO YOU CAN AVOID SPOILING IT:siren:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

:siren:THE LET'S PLAY STARTED TODAY. HEADS UP SO YOU CAN AVOID SPOILING IT:siren:

It's just the first mission after the hospital prologue so there won't be much yet to spoil.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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RatHat posted:

It's just the first mission after the hospital prologue so there won't be much yet to spoil.

they're doing it for the next two weeks

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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ps here's that ign 10/10 review

http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/08/24/metal-gear-solid-5-the-phantom-pain-review?utm_source=IGN%20hub%20page&utm_medium=IGN%20(front%20page)&utm_content=1&utm_campaign=Coverstory

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain

IGN-100
Gamespot-100
EGM-95
IGN Spain- 95
Game Informer- 93
Game Trailers- 93
Destructoid- 90

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Greg Miller said he put 53 hours in and he's simply not even done with the game.

The weapons customization stuff sounds incredible.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I can't believe that piece of poo poo attention whore got to Let's Play it before release.

shitbag cocksucker

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I can't believe that piece of poo poo attention whore got to Let's Play it before release.

shitbag cocksucker

i'll just wait till the Chip Cheezum LP of MSGV, it should be amazing.

Actually i recommend all his Metal Gear LPs.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Miller says that the Metal Gear trademark long cutscenes no longer dominate. Gameplay far exceeds cutscene stuff. The majority of the story is buried in cassette tapes and that it's very easy to miss.

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