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Stultus Maximus posted:It's still pretty dumb. Though at least it's something for the top motards instead of given to everyone who passes boot camp like the Army and AF ribbons. Most ribbons are dumb. I as one sailor have a negligible impact on if I will ever get a Battle E, MUC, etc. At least this one is more like an award and they have to do something to get it. Also the maximum number they give out is like 3% of the graduating recruits so it's certainly not going to be common. The only thing wrong I see with this is evidently former boot camp honor grads (didn't realize that was a thing) aren't allowed to wear it, which seems like an oversight or something.
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First I've heard of it. Top 3% is a small number, it'll just be the snitch toolbags anyways. But if they actually take into account physical fitness then I guess that's about accurate. But still my only complaint is that it's not retroactive and that I feel like it'll slowly becom watered down and then if you weren't a shitbag you get it
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 17:54 |
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They're just going to give it to the chicks with big tits so they can cop a feel while pinning it on. At least that's what I would do.
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Mad Dragon posted:They're just going to give it to the chicks with big tits so they can cop a feel while pinning it on. At least that's what I would do. why would you have a ceremony to pin on a ribbon
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 00:37 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:why would you have a ceremony to pin on a ribbon Its the Navy. There is a dumb ceremony for everything that everyone is required to be at and no one wants to be at.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 01:27 |
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I think this should be the new ribbon design:
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 03:34 |
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Laranzu posted:Its the Navy. There is a dumb ceremony for everything that everyone is required to be at and no one wants to be at. Some dickhead USAF Lt came up with the brilliant idea that air battle managers (AWACS specifically) needed a second pin-on ceremony for our wings, which we get about 2-3 months after our controller badge. The controller badge comes after almost a year of training, the wings after 8 loving flights to orient you to doing the controller job on an airplane. It became a whole big thing with a 1-star pinning on the wings, etc, and nobody going through it gave a drat except to be pissed off that they had to organize it and break out the dress blues again. The first one was an accomplishment. The second was a stepping stone in a long training pipeline that wasn't even done until a month+ after wings.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 03:49 |
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Laranzu posted:Its the Navy. There is a dumb ceremony for everything that everyone is required to be at and no one wants to be at. Including the people getting it
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Fart Sandwiches posted:I just hit my 4th year as a civilian. poo poo owns. I'm just kidding about re-joining. My beard is too rad to give up now. Do you know a guy who works for IBM and teaches for SANS?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:41 |
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Sir Lucius posted:Do you know a guy who works for IBM and teaches for SANS? I know a few people that fit that description.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:11 |
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Goes by S14?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 17:26 |
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Sir Lucius posted:Goes by S14? Not anyone I know then
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:13 |
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Sir Lucius posted:I think this should be the new ribbon design: This is a thing of beauty.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:35 |
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Schlabbalabba posted:Including the people getting it No kidding. Last promotion I asked the CO to just read me the oath sign the paper and pin on the rank after lunch in his office but he wouldn't.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 23:19 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:No kidding. Last promotion I asked the CO to just read me the oath sign the paper and pin on the rank after lunch in his office but he wouldn't. My oic and lcpo at my last good conduct were like "we have to have a ceremony" I told him all I wanted was for it to be in NSIPS.
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Schlabbalabba posted:My oic and lcpo at my last good conduct were like "we have to have a ceremony" Yeah... Once my chief asked me to re-enlist him at lunch with no ceremony or anything. He handed me a folder with the paperwork and a copy of the oath and we were done in thirty seconds.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 01:15 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yeah... Once my chief asked me to re-enlist him at lunch with no ceremony or anything. He handed me a folder with the paperwork and a copy of the oath and we were done in thirty seconds. Did that exact same thing with my XO, he was like, "Don't you want a ceremony, you know, for the junior Sailors?" Ha, nope.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 01:31 |
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I'm always a big fan of "If the awardee, awarder and audience don't want to be there, don't do it" The only time I'd opt for a ceremony is if it gets people out of work. Thats also the only time the junior sailors (or myself) give a poo poo.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 03:12 |
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I'm sure somebody in here has worked in a space that requires numerous badges and has a set up that holds at least 3-4 badges securely (but not requiring you to click open a case and close said case) and maybe even blocks hackers or whatever the industry term is from stealing your information from afar? Suggestions?
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germskr posted:I'm sure somebody in here has worked in a space that requires numerous badges and has a set up that holds at least 3-4 badges securely (but not requiring you to click open a case and close said case) and maybe even blocks hackers or whatever the industry term is from stealing your information from afar? Suggestions? Anal cavity is the only way to go. Or get a lanyard and not freak out over people stealing poo poo off a magnetic strip from 100 yards away. Honestly it's not a concern unless someone runs up to you, rubs their phone/device on your chest and runs away yelling "I've got the codes!"
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germskr posted:I'm sure somebody in here has worked in a space that requires numerous badges and has a set up that holds at least 3-4 badges securely (but not requiring you to click open a case and close said case) and maybe even blocks hackers or whatever the industry term is from stealing your information from afar? Suggestions? I've got one somewhere that's similar to this. I had four various badges in there, but only one had to show, the others were all NFC badges and worked fine. There are also copper-lined card sleeves if you're paranoid. It depends if you're displaying, and if you have to tap/swipe.
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Schlabbalabba posted:My oic and lcpo at my last good conduct were like "we have to have a ceremony" Ceremony for a good conduct? I just bought the ribbon and started wearing it, then the new Chief found the citation for it in a filing cabinet with other people's awards/chits when he was cleaning out the office. He thought it best to not give the CO a citation that was almost a year old.
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Pandasmores posted:Ceremony for a good conduct? I just bought the ribbon and started wearing it, then the new Chief found the citation for it in a filing cabinet with other people's awards/chits when he was cleaning out the office. He thought it best to not give the CO a citation that was almost a year old. It was nine months after the date of the award
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Null Integer posted:Anal cavity is the only way to go. Or get a lanyard and not freak out over people stealing poo poo off a magnetic strip from 100 yards away. Honestly it's not a concern unless someone runs up to you, rubs their phone/device on your chest and runs away yelling "I've got the codes!" If someone does that, punch them in the jaw for being loving retarded.
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Null Integer posted:Anal cavity is the only way to go. Or get a lanyard and not freak out over people stealing poo poo off a magnetic strip from 100 yards away. Honestly it's not a concern unless someone runs up to you, rubs their phone/device on your chest and runs away yelling "I've got the codes!" I like how you focused on the least of my concerns Honestly don't care if someone tries to steal, but I figured one of you Godholio posted:I've got one somewhere that's similar to this. I had four various badges in there, but only one had to show, the others were all NFC badges and worked fine. There are also copper-lined card sleeves if you're paranoid. Problem is I have to display one, and swipe at least 2 others. The one you linked only holds 2, and one of the tap ones is much thicker compared to the others. It's like 2 in one.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:15 |
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http://www.amazon.com/WITZ-Waterpro...proof+id+holder
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 22:40 |
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I had one of these and the loving suck. also he asked for one without a latch. I just wear my display one on a typical badge clip and pocket my other two pieces of flair until I need them. badge holders are gay
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Null Integer posted:Honestly it's not a concern unless someone runs up to you, rubs their phone/device on your chest and runs away yelling "I've got the codes!" Please don't kink shame.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:27 |
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germskr posted:I'm sure somebody in here has worked in a space that requires numerous badges and has a set up that holds at least 3-4 badges securely (but not requiring you to click open a case and close said case) and maybe even blocks hackers or whatever the industry term is from stealing your information from afar? Suggestions? A pocket?
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germskr posted:I like how you focused on the least of my concerns http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Badge-C...ords=badge+clip One of those will hold five normal badges. It's pretty cramped at that point though, and it's not flashy, but it works. If you've got the the holes through the badges. Edit: Got to hang out on the ranges during today's AWF events. Capped off the convoy ride with a 2-ship show of force right over the top. loving OWNED. Seeing a B-1 pull that poo poo must be terrifying. And I need a better camera. Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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I really can't stand the other officers and the chief's mess. gently caress the BS politics and careerism.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 00:40 |
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Howard Phillips posted:I really can't stand the other officers and the chief's mess. gently caress the BS politics and careerism. BUT ITS SCARY ON THE OUTSIDE! My LPO and Myself are the only two firsts in the division. We are both on record as feeling like the Navy is dumb and we want to spend the least amount of time at work as possible. Chief is a cool-aid drinker tho.
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Howard Phillips posted:I really can't stand the other officers and the chief's mess. gently caress the BS politics and careerism. The SWO Navy is the worst part of the Navy. It's hard to explain, but once you're out of that community the Navy is a totally different place. Don't get me wrong, stupid poo poo is still pretty rampant but there is not nearly as much vile, abrasive, soul-sucking, back-stabbing bullshit amongst the wardroom (and the mess for that matter). Try and drop a lat transfer package?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:56 |
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Laranzu posted:BUT ITS SCARY ON THE OUTSIDE! A lot of the chiefs in my building are pretty bad rear end. If you don't have any real work to do they send you home. #notallcheifs
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:16 |
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Laranzu posted:
It's kool-aid, shippy.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 07:39 |
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poopkitty posted:It's bug juice, shippy.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 14:53 |
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Sir Lucius posted:A lot of the chiefs in my building are pretty bad rear end. If you don't have any real work to do they send you home. #notallcheifs 'in my building' so you're on shore duty and the regular rules do not apply
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 14:58 |
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we make our own rules
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 17:14 |
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Seems like every drat corner has a CPO selectee car wash thing going on. Where does all that car wash money go anyways? Don't CPOs get a uniform allowance?
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I think they use it to pay for alimony
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