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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spectacle Rock posted:

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

More testicles means more iron.

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

BigDave left his briefcase. Hey, it's full of shredded newspaper.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Monday_ posted:

More testicles means more iron.

Iron helps us play!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Iron helps us play!

HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE! TUUUUNNNGGGSTEN!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE! TUUUUNNNGGGSTEN!

Come back zinc! Come back!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
ZEPPELIN RULES!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

ZEPPELIN RULES!

Well this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Well this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show.

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Monday_ posted:

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

Come back zinc! Come back!

So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!

Sand!

Sand!

Sand!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Class3KillStorm posted:

Come back zinc! Come back!

"Come back, zinc?" Even your dreams are square.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Well this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show.

Goodnight Springdon. There will be no encores.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Skeesix posted:

Goodnight Springdon. There will be no encores.

We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

I got that at Pink Floyd's yard sale!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


It says here we're Ratt.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

It says here we're Ratt.

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Mira posted:

It says here we're Ratt.

TMMadman posted:

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

York_M_Chan, smiling politely.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The Nastier Nate posted:

I got that at Pink Floyd's yard sale!

It sounds like you're living in the past! Contemporize, man!

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

TMMadman posted:

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.



WE NEED A RIDE HOME!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Sasha aint ratchet posted:

WE NEED A RIDE HOME!

Do you come with the car?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Deviant posted:

Do you come with the car?

They're speed holes. They make the car go faster.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

They're speed holes. They make the car go faster.

The same Hijo Del Helmsley who keeps taking pictures of my sister?! :argh:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Deviant posted:

Do you come with the car?

The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock car with you. ;)

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

We're Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Monday_ posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

What's wrong with my sundaes?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Monday_ posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

They're speed holes. They make the car go faster.

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BigDave posted:

From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!

And from now on steak night will be chub night.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

And from now on steak night will be chub night.

Mmm, snouts...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BigDave posted:

Mmm, snouts...

Mmmmm...free goo...

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Mmmm..... organized crime....

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mira posted:

Mmmm..... organized crime....

Mmmm....open faced club sand wedge.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Monday_ posted:

We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal.

News flash, Monday_: TMMadman is not a horse.

Eat your steak, boy.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

TMMadman posted:

Mmmm....open faced club sand wedge.

Hmmm...crumbled up cookie things.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Monday_ posted:

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

You know the tradition, Monday, not till the eighth race.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BigDave posted:

Hmmm...crumbled up cookie things.

BigDave, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!

[punches wall]

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

BigDave posted:

From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not the fancy quilted kind!

Don't worry, I have a plan that will let me keep my beer. Basically, we'd become a family of traveling acrobats!

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