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Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Crazy Ted posted:

Apparently Sepp complained in an interview the other day that FIFA is being treated "seemingly like the Mafia" by the United States justice department.

Boy if only someone sat him down and told him that FIFA is being treated exactly like the Mafia by the United States justice department.

haha yeah i bet he'd really be upset maybe pull a sad face :D

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

but can he satisfy the goons itt that he understands how RICO works???

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004
OMG!! Leeds Dad is Blatter!!!

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
i think you mean Leeds dad is blattered

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




corn in the fridge posted:

i think you mean Leeds dad is blattered

only on ibuprofen

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Paul Gascoigne for FIFA president.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Crazy Ted posted:

Apparently Sepp complained in an interview the other day that FIFA is being treated "seemingly like the Mafia" by the United States justice department.

Boy if only someone sat him down and told him that FIFA is being treated exactly like the Mafia by the United States justice department.

It was a completely reasonable interview. And, yes, he knows what you're saying. That is what he was complaining about it.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

jyrka posted:

It was a completely reasonable interview. And, yes, he knows what you're saying. That is what he was complaining about it.

If he didn't want to have his criminal organization treated like a criminal organization, maybe, just maybe, he shouldn't have let his buddies break a bunch of laws?

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
I'm still really confused how using the corrupt system which maintained corrupt leadership is going to result in electing someone to remove corruption.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
It's either they elect someone that's not corrupt and stop doing corrupt things, or the US will continue extraditing them.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

And if they double down on "nothing is wrong here" the justice system(s) will just continue to confiscate the dirty money.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
lol

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



**peeps the MLS thread** hmmm, this checks out

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
He's wrong, soccer in America is about as suburban white bread as it gets

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

well in the rest of the world its just an ethnic money laundering scheme for boys :jerkbag:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Someone's mad about the Women's World Cup.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

What's an ethnic sport

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Vegetable posted:

What's an ethnic sport

you know the ethnic aisle in the supermarket? like that but a sport

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

I wish the UEFA would just secede and declares itself the Professional Football Association and forbid its players to both be member of FIFA and PFA. Let's see for how long the FIFA's poo poo boat would sail after that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I don't know why people think UEFA isn't as corrupt as FIFA

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Jose posted:

I don't know why people think UEFA isn't as corrupt as FIFA

Football belongs to EnglandEurope.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Monday Bandele posted:

He's wrong, soccer in America is about as suburban white bread as it gets

Being a soccer fan used to be more of an immigrant thing, but it's definitely gained a lot more mainstream acceptance in the last few years.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Chamale posted:

Being a soccer fan used to be more of an immigrant thing, but it's definitely gained a lot more mainstream acceptance in the last few years.

b/c all the suburban broskis(& sis-skis? *sp) who played soccer in middle school are in their 20s-40s now. SPORTS

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Platini was totally opposed to Qatar, but then his son got given a fake job working for the sheikhs and now Platini has realised that Qatar is the home of football. I am glad he could see the error of his ways.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

What's an ethnic sport

It's for poors and brown people.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

I don't know why people think UEFA isn't as corrupt as FIFA

I realized UEFA was also corrupt when Sol Campbell was murdered in Ukraine during Euro 2012.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Jose posted:

I don't know why people think UEFA isn't as corrupt as FIFA
Oh it's corrupt but the drama over the money would be sooooooooo sweet.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Monday Bandele posted:

He's wrong, soccer in America is about as suburban white bread as it gets

^ the part you're aware of...

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

drat, can't wait to find out more about the secret world of urban soccer

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

oh poo poo, those brown kids down the street talking in spanglish are playing soccer too...??

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Bogan Krkic posted:

drat, can't wait to find out more about the secret world of urban soccer

Wasn't there a Nike World Cup ad about this

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Time for a reboot of FIFA: Street by EA Sports but with extra focus on social issues and gender bias in street football

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Pro wrestling has Lucha Underground and it rules and I now want Futbol Underground, too.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

I unironically want a new version of fifa street. With an NBA jam feel and cheat code to unlock Blatter as a playable character.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

frankenfreak posted:

Pro wrestling has Lucha Underground and it rules and I now want Futbol Underground, too.

Lucha Underground is insanely rad

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Just look at any Portland Timbers game. All the supporters are far white guys with gross beards

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
have they arrested anyone from a first world country yet?

Barvo
Feb 19, 2008

by Ralp

El Hefe posted:

have they arrested anyone from a first world country yet?

Jared from the Subway ads

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

CONMEBOL officials are claiming the Copa America Centenario 2016 might not be played in the US like it was planned. I wonder if it's because good old Sepp can't blow this one off like the Women's World Cup?

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Can't wait to see how they justify holding it in Russia.

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