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Skeesix posted:Don't worry, I have a plan that will let me keep my beer. Basically, we'd become a family of traveling acrobats! I've got it all figured out. Skeesix can have Do over Ham's crib and Do over Ham'll sleep with us until he's 21.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I've got it all figured out. Skeesix can have Do over Ham's crib and Do over Ham'll sleep with us until he's 21. Won't that warp him? 
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Aug 25, 2015 04:05
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BigDave posted:Won't that warp him? Nobody told us how tough it is to raise goons. They almost drove me to fortified wine. Then we figured out we could park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised, and I turned out TV.
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Aug 25, 2015 04:36
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Skeesix posted:Don't worry, I have a plan that will let me keep my beer. Basically, we'd become a family of traveling acrobats! Skeesix, kids, everything's gonna be just fine. Now go upstairs and pack your bags. We're gonna start a new life, under the sea.
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Aug 25, 2015 04:49
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BigDave posted:Won't that warp him? Aw, the zoning disk is warped.
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Aug 25, 2015 04:53
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Do over Ham posted:Nobody told us how tough it is to raise goons. They almost drove me to fortified wine. There she is. The old Radiation King. You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end. 
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Aug 25, 2015 04:57
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Do over Ham posted:Aw, the zoning disk is warped. 
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Aug 25, 2015 05:05
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I saw Krabappel's butt, I paid. 
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Aug 25, 2015 05:11
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Do over Ham posted:I saw Krabappel's butt, I paid. Her name's Krabappel? I've been calling her "Krandall!"
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Aug 25, 2015 05:14
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Everything Counts posted:Her name's Krabappel? I've been calling her "Krandall!" What do you care, Mrs. Krabappel. Or should I say Mrs. Crab-Apple! Hahaha. Crab apple? I never thought of that It totally works. Oh how could I have been so blind. 
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Aug 25, 2015 06:59
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TMMadman posted:There she is. The old Radiation King. You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end. Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: Reading TV Guide, um...Writing to TV Guide, um...and Renewing TV Guide.
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Aug 25, 2015 13:45
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That's how I was raised and I turned out TV 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Well, I've always been a firm believer in the three R's: Reading TV Guide, um...Writing to TV Guide, um...and Renewing TV Guide. Teacher! Mother! Secret lover...
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Aug 25, 2015 14:48
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BigDave posted:Teacher! Urge to quote fading... fading... fading - Rising!
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Aug 25, 2015 15:01
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Tramampoline! Trambopoline!
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Aug 25, 2015 15:14
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DizzyBum posted:Tramampoline! Trambopoline! Hey, no more trampoline. Let's jump on the car instead.
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Aug 25, 2015 15:19
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, no more trampoline. When will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman?
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Aug 25, 2015 19:44
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DizzyBum posted:Tramampoline! Trambopoline! Saxamaphone. Saxamaphoone. 
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Aug 25, 2015 21:19
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Saxamaphone. Hey there...blimpie boy...flyin' through the sky so...fancy...free
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Aug 25, 2015 21:30
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BigDave posted:Hey there...blimpie boy...flyin' through the sky so...fancy...free  Sweet land of liberty... Of thee I sing...
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Aug 25, 2015 21:36
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Mira posted:
How did you know we were Americans? 
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Aug 25, 2015 23:50
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BigDave posted:Teacher! Are you hugging the TV?! 
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Aug 26, 2015 00:47
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Root Bear posted:Are you hugging the TV?! I'm not not licking toads!
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Aug 26, 2015 01:22
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York_M_Chan posted:Urge to quote fading... fading... fading - Rising! sock puppet
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Aug 26, 2015 01:53
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Mira posted:
Ah, faithful toilet. You'll prove me right.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:12
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Monday_ posted:We've got to start using that cheaper oatmeal. It's Krusty Brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten goons can't tell the difference.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:58
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jscolon2.0 posted:It's Krusty Brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten goons can't tell the difference.  It's Krustriffic, Johnny Unitias! But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
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Aug 26, 2015 13:10
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JohnnyCanuck posted:Saxamaphone. BigDave posted:Hey there...blimpie boy...flyin' through the sky so...fancy...free Mira posted:Sweet land of liberty... Aw come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over!
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Aug 26, 2015 13:34
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Monday_ posted:Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? IF I TAKE YOU, WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?!
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Aug 26, 2015 18:57
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After The War posted:Aw come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over! We're not crying, we're vomiting from our eyes!
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Aug 26, 2015 18:59
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Instant Sunrise posted:IF I TAKE YOU, WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?! I understand. Let us celebrate our new agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
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Aug 26, 2015 23:37
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After The War posted:Aw come on, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over! Uh... this is a magic seven!
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Aug 27, 2015 00:55
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Monday_ posted:Uh... this is a magic seven! 
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Aug 27, 2015 01:17
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I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel through time!
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Aug 27, 2015 01:19
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TMMadman posted:I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel through time! Correction TMMadman.... TWO jackets!  
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Aug 27, 2015 01:24
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TMMadman posted:I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel through time! Quiet you! 
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Aug 27, 2015 01:46
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Mister Kingdom posted:Quiet you! 
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Aug 27, 2015 02:12
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Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!
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Aug 27, 2015 05:10
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BigDave posted:
It was just vapor lock! Wait, wrong quarterback. With a haircut you could set your watch to!  Do you even know who I am? I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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Do over Ham posted:It was just vapor lock! "I present to you Do over Spam" "That's Do over Ham" "No it says here Do Over Spam" "I know my own name" "Yeah well we'll see about that, Do over Spam everybody!" 
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