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Slanderer
May 6, 2007
At the end of this video, they show the dent in the corrugated roof from the pressure cooker lid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvhG5KNfpI

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Angela Christine posted:

Maybe they are olds who didn't think to grab their camera right away. Does anyone under 50 even use a pressure cooker?

Why do only old people want to cook food at higher temperatures and less time than in a regular pot?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

Why do only old people want to cook food at higher temperatures and less time than in a regular pot?

Because all the young people just use them to make bombs.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Phanatic posted:

Why do only old people want to cook food at higher temperatures and less time than in a regular pot?

Because they don't have much time left.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Pressure cookers are great, and the newer ones have at least 3 failsafe mechanisms, making them a lot safer than the old jiggler type cookers.

Also, you can make risotto in a pressure cooker in 6 minutes. It's worth it just for that.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

My pressure cooker is nearly as old as I am (40) and it has two different safety mechanisms built in. It's a Presto.

In that photo, I suspect (if it's real, which I'm not sure of) that what happened is, someone opened the pot without depressurizing it. The sudden expansion of steam caused havok. But there's so much damage to the stovetop that there would have to have been failures in the release mechanisms (which is itself tough to have happen accidentally: they're generally very simple, of the form of "if pressure gets high enough, this rubber plug pops out") because holy hell that's a lot of force applied to that stovetop.

It seems a lot more likely the more I look at it that that is a staged photo, perhaps for a safety campaign or a movie.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Phanatic posted:

Why do only old people want to cook food at higher temperatures and less time than in a regular pot?

Because young people grew up with hot pockets. Convenience food. In some cases their parents also grew up with microwave convenience food, and nobody knows how to use anything as arcane as a pressure cooker.

Recently my mom was hit by a car and for a while had people from a local health authority contractor coming in twice a day to help her with her medication, clothes, making her bed, and supposedly cooking her dinner. The trouble was that most of them didn't know how to cook anything. One of them failed to make canned soup. Didn't realize you were supposed to add a can of water to the can of glop, and apparently didn't read the clear instructions printed on the side of the can. She basically had to stand next to them and talk them through how to do anything, at which point she might as well do it herself. Eventually she gave up and just had them make a token peanut butter sandwich, and she'd make herself something else after they left.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Angela Christine posted:

Because young people grew up with hot pockets. Convenience food. In some cases their parents also grew up with microwave convenience food, and nobody knows how to use anything as arcane as a pressure cooker.

Recently my mom was hit by a car and for a while had people from a local health authority contractor coming in twice a day to help her with her medication, clothes, making her bed, and supposedly cooking her dinner. The trouble was that most of them didn't know how to cook anything. One of them failed to make canned soup. Didn't realize you were supposed to add a can of water to the can of glop, and apparently didn't read the clear instructions printed on the side of the can. She basically had to stand next to them and talk them through how to do anything, at which point she might as well do it herself. Eventually she gave up and just had them make a token peanut butter sandwich, and she'd make herself something else after they left.

I'm in my 30's and I have two pressure cookers and a slow cooker that get used a lot.

The pressure cookers are newer and have a hole in the lid stopped with a hard, rubber seal. If the pressure gets too high the rubber seal pops off and steam exits the hole in the lid.

Even with all of that I do not leave the kitchen when the pressure cooker is cooking.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




spacetoaster posted:

I'm in my 30's and I have two pressure cookers and a slow cooker that get used a lot.

The pressure cookers are newer and have a hole in the lid stopped with a hard, rubber seal. If the pressure gets too high the rubber seal pops off and steam exits the hole in the lid.

Even with all of that I do not leave the kitchen when the pressure cooker is cooking.

You are a prince among men. Do you keep a camera on hand so you can immediately photograph it if it explodes?

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Humerus posted:

I don't think I ever saw anyone post about the West Fertilizer Company explosion that happened in 2013.

To go along with your post, here's an up-close vid of a guy and his daughter taking video when the explosion happens. The girl's "DAD I CAN'T HEAR I CAN'T HEAR GET OUT OF HERE" is always a bit unnerving due to the utter panic in her voice.

BOOM at 0:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrpKx3aIjA

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Angela Christine posted:

Does anyone under 50 even use a pressure cooker?

Yes. Why wouldn't they? Pressure cookers own. One of the only ways to approximate proper eastern NC barbecue without putting a whole pig over some burning wood chips. Also good for making a decent cheesecake.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Pressure cookers are great, and the newer ones have at least 3 failsafe mechanisms, making them a lot safer than the old jiggler type cookers.

Also, you can make risotto in a pressure cooker in 6 minutes. It's worth it just for that.

yes, gordon

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Platystemon posted:

Huh. My understanding had always been pressure cooker failure meant superheated water being shot around the kitchen, not an actual explosion.

If the safety valves fail (and I *think* I see evidence of two of them in the picture) and you have a really good seal, the pressure will simply build until something integral to containment fails. In this case, whatever secured the lid failed. The force that shot the lid up is also acting on the bottom of the pot, pushing it into the stovetop.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Trabisnikof posted:

Correct!



Greg Abbott lost his job...


because he wasn't conservative and anti-regulation enough.

Thank you! I knew I remembered that happening but a few minutes of googling wasn't helping me find it.

bucksmash posted:

To go along with your post, here's an up-close vid of a guy and his daughter taking video when the explosion happens. The girl's "DAD I CAN'T HEAR I CAN'T HEAR GET OUT OF HERE" is always a bit unnerving due to the utter panic in her voice.

BOOM at 0:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrpKx3aIjA

That video is the first thing I think of when I think of that disaster.

Angela Christine posted:

Maybe they are olds who didn't think to grab their camera right away. Does anyone under 50 even use a pressure cooker? After the steam cleared and the water dried they realized they needed pictures for the insurance claim.

I love cooking but have never messed with pressure cooking, mostly because when I was young my mom explained to me that this is the kind of thing that can happen.

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Aug 25, 2015

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Platystemon posted:

Huh. My understanding had always been pressure cooker failure meant superheated water being shot around the kitchen, not an actual explosion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_liquid_expanding_vapor_explosion :science:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Ribs in a pressure cooker for 20 minutes with some beef stock and then 15 minutes in the oven with some sauce is pretty loving incredible, when you don't have 4 hours to do the ribs at 200 degrees it's a drat good substitute.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Trabisnikof posted:

Correct!


Greg Abbott lost his job...

because he wasn't conservative and anti-regulation enough.

I'm not sure what you mean about losing his job; he only stopped being AG because he was elected Governor.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Number_6 posted:

I'm not sure what you mean about losing his job; he only stopped being AG because he was elected Governor.

duh i was thinking dewhurst.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


according to my mom: sister's boyfriend was working on a lawnmower in the garage and it "exploded" and burned the garage down and totaled both of their brand new cars

also they just moved into the house two weeks ago

lmao

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I live in the suburbs and use a push mower. owns :smug:

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Apparently this is a meth lab explosion. I haven't checked my sources.

Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Aug 25, 2015

cstang
Oct 27, 2005

Da Bears

Delta Echo posted:

Apparently this is a meth lab explosion. I haven't checked my sources.



That was a natural gas explosion. Killed two people and the owner and her boyfriend were arrested for purposely blowing the house up for insurance money.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Pop goes the weasel when you fill a house like a methane balloon and light it.

I'm on my phone and searched 'meth explosion' to compare with Magikarp's shed picture, and this residential scene came up. I can't follow google image results to their source from mobile google.

I looked because that story of someone's boyfriend working on a lawnmower sounded fishy. Because it's always the boyfriend cooking meth in the shed.

Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Aug 25, 2015

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Magikarpal Tunnel posted:



according to my mom: sister's boyfriend was working on a lawnmower in the garage and it "exploded" and burned the garage down and totaled both of their brand new cars

also they just moved into the house two weeks ago

lmao

whoops

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

cstang posted:

That was a natural gas explosion. Killed two people and the owner and her boyfriend were arrested for purposely blowing the house up for insurance money.

If I remember right, the perpetrators were dumb as hell and did everything possible to ensure that they would be caught.

quote:

An investigation began involving the Indianapolis Division of Homeland Security, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and the Indianapolis Fire Department. On November 19, it was announced that the investigation had become a criminal investigation.[8]

Prosecutors allege that on the Friday before the explosion, Mark Leonard and his brother Bob Leonard spoke with a neighbor who was a Citizens Energy employee, asking that person about the differences between propane and natural gas. On the day of the explosion, another neighbor saw a white van pull into the driveway of Shirley's residence between 2 and 3 p.m.. The men were reportedly in the home briefly and hurriedly left. Bob Leonard's son told investigators that several items were in the van that had been taken from the home, including photos and financial documents. Police became suspicious when they uncovered evidence that the couple took similar steps the previous weekend; the cat was boarded and Shirley's daughter was placed with a baby-sitter overnight before going to the casino. Investigators said personal insurance on the home had recently been increased to $300,000.[6]

The most damning piece of evidence was a witness statement from an associate of Mark Leonard who told investigators that the weekend before the explosion, Leonard told him that “the house blew up”. He reportedly said, “the tsunami winds came down the chimney, blew out the fire in the fireplace and the gas kept running and the house blew up.” The witness also told investigators that Leonard talked about buying a Ferrari and that the insurance money from the house would pay for it.[9]

Investigators discovered a number of allegations of insurance fraud and other scams by Mark Leonard prior to the blast, particularly involving stolen or wrecked automobiles.[10] Included on the probable cause affidavit are complaints from several women claiming that Mark Leonard scammed them out of thousands of dollars. Many of the women reported that they met him on dating sites and that he soon began asking them for money. One woman had previously won a $70,000 judgment against Leonard in a civil suit after lending him $53,000, which he never repaid. Another woman reported that she had loaned him about $5,000 for a construction job, which he has yet to pay back.[11]

Then the boyfriend tried to have a witness killed.

quote:

Conspiracy to commit murder[edit]
On March 28, 2013, Mark Leonard was charged with conspiring to murder the key witness against him, identified only as MD. Leonard allegedly asked another inmate at Marion County Jail if he could put him in contact with a hit man, according to the probable cause affidavit. The inmate and Leonard drew up a contract agreeing that Leonard would pay the inmate $15,000 when he was released, the affidavit said.[16] On March 13, he allegedly placed a call to a man who he believed to be a hit man. The man he called was an undercover agent. Prosecutors also allege that he offered the hit man a $5,000 bonus if he made the murder look like a suicide. They claim that Leonard wanted the hit man to force the witness to call 911 and recant his statement before killing him.[25]

Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Aug 25, 2015

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
There's a much more enjoyable example from my city:
http://www.news.com.au/national/cafe-explosion-insurance-job-coroner/story-e6frfkp9-1225766729121

quote:

A MASSIVE explosion that destroyed a city cafe and killed its owner was deliberately ignited to cash in on a $300,000 insurance policy, the Coroner's Court has ruled.
Deputy State Coroner Anthony Schapel yesterday ended three years of speculation over the fiery demise of both Frank Levato, 49, and JPs Cafe.
In a 41-page document, Mr Schapel reaches the "inescapable conclusion" Mr Levato used petrol and a cigarette lighter to trigger an explosion so "massive" it registered as an earthquake.
"To my mind this conclusion is no mere matter of conjecture," he says.
He dismisses the Levato family's theory someone else had poured the petrol as "most fanciful".
"The scenarios that can be conjured up that would explain his presence and possession of a lighter have to become increasingly absurd for him to be exonerated," he says. JPs Cafe, at 121 Pirie St, exploded in the early hours of May 2, 2006.
The blast destroyed the cafe, damaged businesses and activated Government House's earthquake detector.
Investigators found four petrol containers inside and Mr Levato's body was located with a cigarette lighter in his hand.
Mr Schapel said Mr Levato had no reason to be at the cafe and had quit smoking.

Mr Levato's car – its interior smelling of petrol – was parked in a different spot than normal and its keys were in the ignition.
"One could readily comprehend that the loss of one's car keys in those circumstances would present as an unmitigated disaster," Mr Schapel says.
He says Mr Levato had bought the cafe for $231,000 in June 2005 but wanted to sell it for $267,000 by March 2006.
Mr Levato's bank overdraft was "at maximum" – he owed $12,000 in rent and the cafe's insurance policy was worth $300,000.
"Mr Levato realised he had a liquidity crisis on his hands and that the cause of it was JPs Cafe," Mr Schapel says.


Sadly I can't find a picture of the cafe chair that was blown through the first-floor (second-floor in US) window of the building opposite.

Arson protip: don't wait before lighting the petrol you've poured all over the floor.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Angela Christine posted:

Do you keep a camera on hand so you can immediately photograph it if it explodes?

Yes. But so far I can only take shots of food to post in GWS.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Angela Christine posted:

Recently my mom was hit by a car and for a while had people from a local health authority contractor coming in twice a day to help her with her medication, clothes, making her bed, and supposedly cooking her dinner. The trouble was that most of them didn't know how to cook anything. One of them failed to make canned soup.
My roommate's sister is like this. She can make scrambled eggs, sort of, when she's actually willing to get both a plate and a pan dirty. She fucks up soup by either not stirring it or cooking it too hot/too long. Oh and then she invites people over for "parties" (only my roommate and their parents show up and only then out of feeling obligated) and serves prepackaged cold cuts on white bread. Not even any mustard or cheese or anything that might make it an edible sandwich. And then she complains that no one has fun and that she "was born without the cooking gene". It's hilarious because I don't have to put up with any of it but it's honest to god :psypop: that she's in her 40s and is incapable of anything in the kitchen beyond "microwave for 5 minutes, stir, microwave another 5 minutes."

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬



One time I was waiting for a dental appointment when we suddenly had to evacuate the building because someone's car spontaneously caught fire as they pulled up to the building. That car was made of metal.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

New Mad Max looking real bad

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
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GotLag posted:

There's a much more enjoyable example from my city:
http://www.news.com.au/national/cafe-explosion-insurance-job-coroner/story-e6frfkp9-1225766729121



Sadly I can't find a picture of the cafe chair that was blown through the first-floor (second-floor in US) window of the building opposite.

Arson protip: don't wait before lighting the petrol you've poured all over the floor.

This happened in Vancouver a few years ago. A lady paid some idiot to light the Taco Del Mar she owned on fire in the middle of the night. Said idiot didn't understand how gasoline vapour works and did 2 million dollars in damage blowing up the business, himself, and the Starbucks next door. He suffered burns over 40% of his body and took a cab to the hospital, where they put him in a medically induced coma. The owner of the shop committed suicide three days later.

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=c92c8c70-0f81-4558-9ea6-ec34f86b5069

http://www.cireport.ca/tag/manjeet-nandha

e.

Dillbag fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Aug 25, 2015

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice

Mak0rz posted:



One time I was waiting for a dental appointment when we suddenly had to evacuate the building because someone's car spontaneously caught fire as they pulled up to the building. That car was made of metal.

Replacing crumple zones with splinter cells.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Delta Echo posted:

Pop goes the weasel when you fill a house like a methane balloon and light it.

I'm on my phone and searched 'meth explosion' to compare with Magikarp's shed picture, and this residential scene came up. I can't follow google image results to their source from mobile google.

I looked because that story of someone's boyfriend working on a lawnmower sounded fishy. Because it's always the boyfriend cooking meth in the shed.


This is a meth explosion.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Angela Christine posted:

Didn't realize you were supposed to add a can of water to the can of glop,

Are you buying like army surplus soup or is this an american thing?

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Pound_Coin posted:

Are you buying like army surplus soup or is this an american thing?

Bottom tier Campbell's soup kind of thing.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Pound_Coin posted:

Are you buying like army surplus soup or is this an american thing?

There are a few concentrated soups on the market. I nearly got caught by it unawares once, but my wife noticed before things went south.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pound_Coin posted:

Are you buying like army surplus soup or is this an american thing?

You can buy condensed soup, but it's not really that much of a price break around here and doesn't have the volume of variety so I don't know why you'd do it

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Nth Doctor posted:

There are a few concentrated soups on the market. I nearly got caught by it unawares once, but my wife noticed before things went south.

It's really not the end of the world if you forget, just put some water in and heat it a little longer.

Campbell's Manhattan clam chowder owns bones, just the right amount of bitter.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Azhais posted:

You can buy condensed soup, but it's not really that much of a price break around here and doesn't have the volume of variety so I don't know why you'd do it

Condensed cream of X soups are a good base for lots of recipes.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

jetz0r posted:

Condensed cream of X soups are a good base for lots of recipes.

Yeah, I get condensed soups all the time for recipes, it sounds like the people messing it up were buying condensed soup to just eat soup.

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