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echronorian posted:It just looks like kojima jerking off. MGS summed up
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:11 |
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kajeto posted:I heard the trailer is spoiler-heavy. I'm trying to go into MGSV with as little info as possible, is it safe to watch or does it reveal a whole lot? There's a really cool reveal that raises more questions than it answers, so I wouldn't call it spoiler-heavy. But if you're patient, it'd probably be cooler to see it for the first time in-game.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:11 |
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It sure looks like it spoils the poo poo out of something, yeah But it could be kojima loving with his fans as the theory it plays off is well known
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:11 |
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Why does snake have a horn? Why does the metal gear robot have a boner? That's my takeaway after watching the trailer. To be fair, I wasn't checking out the crotches of the other robots, just saw that last one and it brought to mind : I haven't played the other ones, so I'm sure there's a logical reason behind, I dunno, part of it. I did crack up at the nestea plunge person exploding though.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:16 |
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Kojima doesn't have to jerk off because I'd gladly give him a hand
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:16 |
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echronorian posted:It just looks like kojima jerking off. WELCOME TO METAL GEAR
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:17 |
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echronorian posted:It's an homage to the series, I don't know why you'd make that your release trailer there's been like three years of trailers and gameplay demos for that
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:22 |
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The Ultimate Thrill!
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:25 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Why does snake have a horn? explosion in gz took is arm and filled him with chunks of metal/dead girl
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:26 |
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kajeto posted:I heard the trailer is spoiler-heavy. I'm trying to go into MGSV with as little info as possible, is it safe to watch or does it reveal a whole lot? Giving a poo poo about spoilers is for retards. It's a trailer made by the architect of the game, you really think watching it will diminish your enjoyment?
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:26 |
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If you didn't cry during that trailer you're literally a stupid worthless heartless virgin
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:27 |
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a cop posted:Giving a poo poo about spoilers is for retards. It's a trailer made by the architect of the game, you really think watching it will diminish your enjoyment? unironically agree
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:27 |
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Artless Meat posted:http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/08/25/metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain-launch-trailer Did that loving Metal Gear turn into a Gundam? That's amazing and stupid and I love it.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:36 |
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It's Barts gear from Xenogears.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:38 |
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the ulitmate power!
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:40 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:Did that loving Metal Gear turn into a Gundam? That's amazing and stupid and I love it. it's an orbital frame, you can tell because of the continued Kojima tradition of Giant Robot Dongs
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:42 |
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The new Metal Gear is anime as gently caress. E: The robot, not the game. But also the game.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:45 |
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If he doesn't say "metal gear?!" louder and clearer than ever before, I will be disappointed.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:45 |
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Seriously that ridiculous robot has a whip that is also a sword that is also on fire. Even if there aren't as many cutscenes in this game/as much talking, at least it is still incredibly stupid. That's just how I like my Metal Gear Solid.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:49 |
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The robot has a gun where it's dick should be
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:51 |
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FishBulb posted:The robot has a gun where it's dick should be
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:52 |
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FishBulb posted:The robot has a gun where it's dick should be Rex had a laser there and you shot Ray with it in MGS4
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:54 |
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It turns out Quiet is piloting the Metal Gear. Penis envy...
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:55 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Have you considered that maybe that's where a gun SHOULD be? Always a gun or a cockpit. There's no other acceptable crotch equipment.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:56 |
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Manatee Cannon posted:Rex had a laser there and you shot Ray with it in MGS4 I don't remember anything from the previous games that poo poo was years ago. Except the song from 3.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:56 |
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I wouldn't put it past Kojima to take this opportunity to tie the MGS and ZOE worlds together.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:58 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:I wouldn't put it past Kojima to take this opportunity to tie the MGS and ZOE worlds together. If he ties ZOE, MGS, and Snatcher into the same continuity, well, there's really no better farewell we could have expected.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:00 |
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acksplode posted:If he ties ZOE, MGS, and Snatcher into the same continuity, well, there's really no better farewell we could have expected.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:00 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:You forgot FTFY. Knowing Kojima thats more likely.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:04 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:If he doesn't say "metal gear?!" louder and clearer than ever before, I will be disappointed. They paid a professional actor 6 figures to say, "Metal Gear?!" In surround sound
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:07 |
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El Hefe posted:Kojima doesn't have to jerk off because I'd gladly give him a hand I've touched Kojima's hand.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:10 |
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That loving Sned posted:I've touched Kojima's hand.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:10 |
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Shoulda touched that dick Tight dick, player
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:13 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:...but not his dick, right? Sadly, no. Still, I got a signed copy of Peace Walker out of it.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 00:16 |
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a cop posted:Giving a poo poo about spoilers is for retards. It's a trailer made by the architect of the game, you really think watching it will diminish your enjoyment? Dude, I just heard it was spoiler-heavy and I asked a question. No need to go insulting and bringing people with disabilities to your level. Thanks to everyone else that replied.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:08 |
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Weaponized crotches have been around for a long time.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:08 |
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echronorian posted:It sure looks like it spoils the poo poo out of something, yeah What is the theory? I haven't been keeping up with fan theories but I'm curious.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:16 |
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NESguerilla posted:What is the theory? I haven't been keeping up with fan theories but I'm curious. (MGS V speculation) That you're not playing as the real Boss, but a body double or clone with altered memories while the real BB does his own thing or recovers from his injuries The trailer also does spoil what the new metal gear looks like, if anyone cares.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:22 |
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Snak posted:yeah. That's pretty much what they went over with Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake and MGS1 with Gray Fox and Snake. That they're just made for war and that's what they live for.
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# ? Aug 26, 2015 01:23 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 14:28 |
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If all the stupid fags from the bad xbox thread could keep their bad opinions to their selves, or in their own terrible thread, life would be better for all. thanks.
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