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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:most major crimes went down but reported rapes skyrocketed after weed legalization curious if that is actually related or more like IE vs Murder Rate 
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not sure but its probably easier to rape someone whos whacked up on goofballs
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Aug 20, 2015 18:39
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I'll trade weed legalization for alcohol prohibition. 
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Cop gay. So What posted:I'll trade weed legalization for alcohol prohibition. no don't
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Do you toke up with the cool kids after class or what? No I'm a nerd and thinks it smells gross, I abuse prescription pain killers like all the other responsible adults.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:How do non-cop goons feel about videotaping. On weed. Makes u think. idk I feel like video taping is out of date in 2015 and that weed is for kids so
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Grem posted:No I'm a nerd and thinks it smells gross, I abuse prescription pain killers like all the other responsible adults. this x100. People think I'm weird cause I enjoy having dental appointments,like, what, it is my spa day. Followed by two weeks of glowing Christmastime.
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Took my pre-employment polygraph today, everything when great except at the end when after the machine was taken off the guy starts asking me if I was SURE I hadn't smoked weed in the last 18 months. I answered no, and I'd said on my application I hadn't smoked since college (true, and longer than 18 months ago). He started asking me more questions, like if I had been around people who smoked, which as I live in Denver was a big yup. Then he asked me if I might have gotten a contact high, I again replied no. This was the only thing he asked for clarification about which makes me pretty nervous, despite not lying. Is this a common thing or is this a sign that I may have flunked the poly?
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DeesGrandpa posted:Took my pre-employment polygraph today, everything when great except at the end when after the machine was taken off the guy starts asking me if I was SURE I hadn't smoked weed in the last 18 months. I answered no, and I'd said on my application I hadn't smoked since college (true, and longer than 18 months ago). He started asking me more questions, like if I had been around people who smoked, which as I live in Denver was a big yup. Then he asked me if I might have gotten a contact high, I again replied no. This was the only thing he asked for clarification about which makes me pretty nervous, despite not lying. Is this a common thing or is this a sign that I may have flunked the poly? Probably not. If you didn't suddenly "remember" something you didn't talk about sooner you're likely ok. That said, because at least occasional pot use is so common some examiners get it into their head that anyone claiming not to have used it (especially if the question is "have you ever?") must be lying.
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DeesGrandpa posted:Took my pre-employment polygraph today, everything when great except at the end when after the machine was taken off the guy starts asking me if I was SURE I hadn't smoked weed in the last 18 months. I answered no, and I'd said on my application I hadn't smoked since college (true, and longer than 18 months ago). He started asking me more questions, like if I had been around people who smoked, which as I live in Denver was a big yup. Then he asked me if I might have gotten a contact high, I again replied no. This was the only thing he asked for clarification about which makes me pretty nervous, despite not lying. Is this a common thing or is this a sign that I may have flunked the poly? maybe you should put the loving bong down cheech
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I don't know why they don't use a Ouija board instead of a polygraph, the effect is the same.
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Teflon Don posted:I don't know why they don't use a Ouija board instead of a polygraph, the effect is the same. Because it scares enough people into telling the truth.
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DeesGrandpa posted:Took my pre-employment polygraph today, everything when great except at the end when after the machine was taken off the guy starts asking me if I was SURE I hadn't smoked weed in the last 18 months. I answered no, and I'd said on my application I hadn't smoked since college (true, and longer than 18 months ago). He started asking me more questions, like if I had been around people who smoked, which as I live in Denver was a big yup. Then he asked me if I might have gotten a contact high, I again replied no. This was the only thing he asked for clarification about which makes me pretty nervous, despite not lying. Is this a common thing or is this a sign that I may have flunked the poly? The polygraph is a sham. Its meant to make you nervous as hell that there's a magic box that can tell when you're lying and make you spontaneously spout out all of your sins.
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I failed a polygraph on the basis of not being "truthful regarding prior drug use". During that test I was grilled hard on if I had smoked weed because the operator couldn't believe I'd never tried it. I have never used any drug. gently caress the polygraph. I'm sure you did fine. If you have a guilty conscience like me and the machine made you so nervous you threw up red flags on truthful questions then you might have a problem. The good news is the more you take the easier they get in the sense of not getting yourself so worked up over them. The Shep fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 05:20
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I'm just not into weed  Scares the hell out of me. It's a great department, I have, well, really no good job prospects, I've been through maybe 15 hours now of interviews, tests, and misc bullshit and more than anything I'd be pissed off if this thing failed me. Bring back bunk and the copy machine.
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DeesGrandpa posted:I'm just not into weed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8jywTuyaw
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You should just smoke weed so the cops don't have to harass you over never having done it
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smok weed bro?
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Don't you wanna be cool?
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Cmon its legal now
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Fun fact: Catholics and Jews have a disproportionately high. " inconclusive" rate. Something about latent guilt complexes.
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Can't you gently caress with the polygraph just by winking your shithole? That's not a shitpost, I'm sure I read that somewhere
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Teflon Don posted:I don't know why they don't use a Ouija board instead of a polygraph, the effect is the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5aIvjNgao&t=109s
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ActusRhesus posted:Fun fact: Catholics and Jews have a disproportionately high. " inconclusive" rate. Something about latent guilt complexes. Truth. I had a examiner give me poo poo about some inconclusive results one time and when he found out I was raised in a very catholic family he was like "oh, that explains it".
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DeesGrandpa posted:Took my pre-employment polygraph today, everything when great except at the end when after the machine was taken off the guy starts asking me if I was SURE I hadn't smoked weed in the last 18 months. I answered no, and I'd said on my application I hadn't smoked since college (true, and longer than 18 months ago). He started asking me more questions, like if I had been around people who smoked, which as I live in Denver was a big yup. Then he asked me if I might have gotten a contact high, I again replied no. This was the only thing he asked for clarification about which makes me pretty nervous, despite not lying. Is this a common thing or is this a sign that I may have flunked the poly? It's almost as if Polygraphs are a bunch of bollocks
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Hezzy posted:It's almost as if Polygraphs are a bunch of bollocks Lol you think polygraphs are bad you should check out CVSA Edit: I learned everything I need to know about poly's from The Commish
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The polygraph is a sham. Its meant to make you nervous as hell that there's a magic box that can tell when you're lying and make you spontaneously spout out all of your sins.  Cop gay. So What posted:I failed a polygraph on the basis of not being "truthful regarding prior drug use". During that test I was grilled hard on if I had smoked weed because the operator couldn't believe I'd never tried it. This is exactly what happened to me with the CVSA at the PD I worked for prior to BP. The guy had his mind made up that everyone used weed, and I could tell from his tone that he already had his mind made up so sure enough, I popped on that question. He tried to get me to admit to it afterwards and I didn't. Eventually I convinced him that no, I hadn't. Kiryen fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Aug 28, 2015 02:59
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So is being one of the cops assigned to stand outside the foul line at a MLB game and prevent people from running onto the field a cushy assignment or a lovely one?
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suboptimal posted:So is being one of the cops assigned to stand outside the foul line at a MLB game and prevent people from running onto the field a cushy assignment or a lovely one? Cushy assignment for old dudes and
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Cushy assignment for old dudes and I used to get assigned the media gate for basketball games (only floor post) and the field rover for football games. poo poo ruled.
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DrakeriderCa posted:Lol you think polygraphs are bad you should check out CVSA I'm guessing this isn't the Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome Association? Google doesn't come up with anything so please do enlighten us Englishfolk who don't use fancy gadgets to tell us when Jimmy's telling a porkie
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Computer Voice Stress Analysis
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Dead Reckoning posted:Computer Voice Stress Analysis For the uninitiated, here's a critique from Language Log.
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Passed. Going to background investigation 
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DeesGrandpa posted:Passed. Going to background investigation Is this for an enforcement position or corrections or what?
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Go clean my car rook
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Aug 29, 2015 02:47
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Go clean my car rook go gently caress yourself
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We can't call them rookies. It says in our general orders that it might hurt the new guys feelings.
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