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Theme song for this thread Tom Petty - Free fallin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
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Aug 26, 2015 02:38
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There is no bottom people.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:38
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I guess you're watching a shanghai futures index? What's a link? e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha2fzUpqKi8
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Aug 26, 2015 02:39
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Vehementi posted:I guess you're watching a shanghai futures index? What's a link? market is open https://www.google.com/finance?cid=7521596
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Aug 26, 2015 02:40
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BUY BUY BUY. REVIVE THE A SHARES.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:41
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No idea where this is actually going today, but that's one heck of a way to start the trading day:
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Aug 26, 2015 02:42
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It's bouncing
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Aug 26, 2015 02:42
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So at this rate how many days until 2000?
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Aug 26, 2015 02:42
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2000? How about 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZR9ipkbsOQ e: +1%! you did it China! Vehementi fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 02:46
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quick, throw more pensioners onto the bonfire before the rising flame falters e : nope! i'm sure the next batch will do the trick!
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Aug 26, 2015 02:51
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+0.5%! You still kinda did it! Edit: 0.25% You're didding it less and less 
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Aug 26, 2015 02:51
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Aaaaaand we're negative again.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:53
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Arglebargle III posted:So at this rate how many days until 2000? Assuming it started at 2900 (and I did my math right) and it drops 10% every day, about 4 days or so.
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Aug 26, 2015 02:54
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So is this what we have to look forward to? An unstable draw between panicked investors and the CCP's money piles/people forced by the CCP to use their money piles?
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Aug 26, 2015 02:58
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+.1% welp pack it in guys the economic woes are over it was fun while it happened and all that.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:00
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The CCP is just reintroducing a policy of all businesses being state owned. This time though they decided it was better to drag out the process.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:00
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:So is this what we have to look forward to? An unstable draw between panicked investors and the CCP's money piles/people forced by the CCP to use their money piles? I'm guessing this means a select few people are getting seriously rich this week.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:03
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Welp putting in a guess that it'll keep floating around .5 plus or minus for a while before cratering later in the day.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:03
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If by "later in the day" you meant seconds later, you might be about to win the prize
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Aug 26, 2015 03:08
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Now we're dropping
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Aug 26, 2015 03:33
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Broke -3%. Down and down it goes. Where will it stop? Nobody knows.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:43
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Holy poo poo, it's free falling 
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Aug 26, 2015 03:43
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I'm betting -5% by the time they break for lunch. Edit: And it's bouncing back up. Send in the pensioner reserves. Adventure Pigeon fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 03:44
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Adventure Pigeon posted:Edit: And it's bouncing back up. Send in the pensioner reserves. Not anymore.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:48
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How many pension jokes are we going to make guys, seriously.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:49
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sudo rm -rf posted:How many pension jokes are we going to make guys, seriously. How many pensioners are left?
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Aug 26, 2015 03:50
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When the pensioner in front of you dies, pick up the rifle and shoot!
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Aug 26, 2015 03:51
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I hope, when all is said and done, they follow the endless paths of shell companies within shell companies, factories that produce nothing but source each other, and infinite shadow loans back to the root and find some granny sitting in a tiny apartment in Guangzhao, watching TV, with no idea what's going on.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:57
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It's rallying for some reason. Did the government do something?
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Aug 26, 2015 03:59
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Man I can't see the Markets stateside picking up any if Shanghai keeps going down.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:00
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Well, the bodies have piled up enough to dig them from -4% to -1%.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:01
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sudo rm -rf posted:How many pension jokes are we going to make guys, seriously. Are you suggesting we retire them?
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Aug 26, 2015 04:07
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Are you suggesting we retire them? Nah they've just gotten a bit old.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:09
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Well that cut in interest rates has definitely slowed China's free fall. -2.3% despite the interest rate cut. But there is no crisis, nope everything is totally fine.... for maybe a few more month, even another year if we burn more of the pension fund.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:14
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And back up to 0.5%. I dunno, maybe this is just how it's going to be for a few days while they react to the interest rate drop and pension infusion.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:26
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Kind of flip-flopping above and below 0% for the past few minutes. They're trying, I'll give them that.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:29
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Rorac posted:Kind of flip-flopping above and below 0% for the past few minutes. They're trying, I'll give them that. Why do I have the feeling that more of that sweet pension fund money is quietly coming in.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:33
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I have no idea how stock markets work. Whats the deal with pensioners? Is the Chinese government using some sort of federal retirement fund to buy worthless Chinese stocks to try and make it look like the market is staying steady?
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Aug 26, 2015 04:39
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-Zydeco- posted:I have no idea how stock markets work. Whats the deal with pensioners? Is the Chinese government use some sort of federal retirement fund to buy worthless Chinese stocks to try and make it look like the market is staying steady? Literally this
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