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Choco1980 posted:Wow, she really DID deserve that Oscar! Her makeup artist did, at least.
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Aug 23, 2015 05:37
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Screaming Idiot posted:Her makeup artist did, at least. I don't remember that part of Cloud Atlas.
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Aug 24, 2015 06:36
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Aesop Poprock posted:Wow, the NYP genuinely made a rape joke their cover. Ok then That's pretty normal for them: http://www.mandatory.com/2012/12/03/the-most-ridiculous-new-york-post-headlines-over-the-years/
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Aug 24, 2015 16:29
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That is the look of a man pondering where he went wrong "Hmm...Next time...Next time will be different. But how? How can I make this better? I know! I'll use a knife next time! That will fix it! I'm so smart."
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Aug 24, 2015 16:36
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Lucky the girlfriend didn't take a self defense class, or else he'd probably be shot right now.
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Aug 24, 2015 18:14
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Choco1980 posted:Lucky the girlfriend didn't take a self defense class, or else he'd probably be shot right now. I'd have gone right to the 16 ton weight myself.
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Aug 24, 2015 18:16
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Choco1980 posted:Lucky the girlfriend didn't take a self defense class, or else he'd probably be shot right now. Suppose he had a bunch?
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Piqued Pupil Pleads for Protection from Point-ed Sticks e: I choose to read the caption as an equivalent to "turn down for what?" Thermos H Christ has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Aug 24, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 19:34
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Aug 24, 2015 22:56
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What's stranger: that a man attacked someone with a banana, or that he managed to do it in such a way as to qualify for a news piece and (presumably) mugshot?
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Aug 25, 2015 04:19
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Aug 25, 2015 04:34
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Man dies after being run over by WWII tank on Jelly Belly chairman's property
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Aug 25, 2015 06:34
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So, the Onion has a sports column?
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Alabaster White posted:What's stranger: that a man attacked someone with a banana, or that he managed to do it in such a way as to qualify for a news piece and (presumably) mugshot? Never underestimate the superpowers of FloridaMan.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:09
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Aug 25, 2015 17:13
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CJacobs posted:http://reductress.com/post/this-woman-baked-an-egg-in-an-avocado-what-happened-next-will-blow-your-tits-clean-off/ Not what I expected, figured she tried to microwave an egg inside an eggplant and it exploded, taking her titties clean off. Better visual IMHO. Choco1980 posted:Wow, she really DID deserve that Oscar! Oscar Meyer, maybe
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Aug 25, 2015 17:35
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I was not gonna get high, but then I got high.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:39
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Leroy Dennui posted:...Toby Maguire? He prefers Tugboat Maguire. http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-times-tobey-maguire-had-public-meltdown-because--2471
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Aug 25, 2015 21:26
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Aug 26, 2015 02:37
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"Ex-KKK member told he can't use hatred of Jews as murder defense"
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genetic_knockout posted:"Ex-KKK member told he can't use hatred of Jews as murder defense" Holy poo poo. I thought you were making a joke. http://www.torontosun.com/2015/08/24/ex-kkk-member-told-he-cant-use-hatred-of-jews-as-murder-defence
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Yeah I don't think this guy gets what not guilty means. To the surprise of no one, he is also representing himself: "Frazier Glenn Cross, 74, a former senior member of the Ku Klux Klan, is representing himself in the capital murder case and sought to explain to jurors the multiple reasons he hates Jewish people. 'If I can't explain why I did it then I have no chance of being found not guilty,' Cross told Johnson County District Court Judge Thomas Kelly Ryan after Ryan halted Cross' opening statement and ordered jurors to leave the courtroom." 
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Aug 26, 2015 04:24
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genetic_knockout posted:"Ex-KKK member told he can't use hatred of Jews as murder defense" He should have said he thought he was gay and used the gay panic defense which is still in place in parts of Australia.
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flosofl posted:Holy poo poo. I thought you were making a joke. For someone not well versed in how courts work, why would a judge advise someone not to incriminate themselves? Isn't that what the defense attorney is for? I mean he's representing himself but is it common for a judge to offer advice like that?
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Birb Katter posted:He should have said he thought he was gay and used the gay panic defense which is still in place in parts of Australia. And in 49 US states! 
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Aesop Poprock posted:For someone not well versed in how courts work, why would a judge advise someone not to incriminate themselves? Isn't that what the defense attorney is for? I mean he's representing himself but is it common for a judge to offer advice like that? The judge stopped him because the NWO conspiracy hatched by the Rothschild's or whatever crazy poo poo he was ranting about isn't relevant to "did you kill this man yes or no". But like it says in the article he can ramble about hating Jews all he wants when they get to sentencing. Edit: lol this guy is great quote:Eight people testified on Monday, including three Cross is accused of firing upon. Wicked Them Beats has a new favorite as of 06:21 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 06:18
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Aug 26, 2015 09:49
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Aesop Poprock posted:For someone not well versed in how courts work, why would a judge advise someone not to incriminate themselves? Isn't that what the defense attorney is for? I mean he's representing himself but is it common for a judge to offer advice like that? The judge is there for everyone's benefit, not just the prosecutor. As you have the right not to incriminate/testify against yourself, his job is to ensure a fair trial that is above reproach.
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holttho posted:The judge is there for everyone's benefit, not just the prosecutor. As you have the right not to incriminate/testify against yourself, his job is to ensure a fair trial that is above reproach. No matter how much you try to make it otherwise.
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Shnicker posted:Also, He never claimed to be a good shot.
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cock hero flux posted:He never claimed to be a good shot. But he did say: Anti-Semitic Fuckhead posted:I did it and I'm proud of it. I planned it. I plotted it. I schemed it and Anti-Semitic Fuckhead posted:Have you formed an opinion about what kind of people I was shooting at? ...so, either he just doesn't give a gently caress who he shot, so long as they were roughly in the vicinity of something Jewish, or nobody's told him that he in no way turned back the tide of the Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy. I prefer to believe the latter. And that they're going to reveal it to him in the midst of the trial, so that even he gets the tiniest idea of what a loser he is.
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It must be fun to be a business writer in Southeast Asia. Today's headline: Firm dong weighs on Vietnam rubber exports
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Important sports news:
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Aug 27, 2015 20:57
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Aug 28, 2015 02:25
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I respect this woman and her incredible liver
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I respect the flight attendants that inevitably had to clean that poo poo up.
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