Police Lounge 2.0: I do not wish to enter joinder with your lounging

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

BONGHITZ posted:

It's like water sports but with farts.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 21:26

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:35

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

Teflon Don posted:

Can't you get arrested in the UK for Internet comments or am I thinking of NZ?

NZ passed the harmful digital communications act last month.Up to $50k fine or two years jail for bullying, three years for 'incitement to suicide'

# ? Aug 24, 2015 21:49

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Sorry the 21st century hasn't caught up to you yet.

I'd swipe left on your stupid pollack face all goddamn day

# ? Aug 24, 2015 23:41

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Branis posted:

what the gently caress is airplay

its called airdrop to send other phones items. airplay allows you to send stuff to a computer or appletv.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 23:47

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Branis posted:

I'd swipe left on your stupid pollack face all goddamn day

Careful. This thread has more of them than season two of the wire.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 00:02

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Jaguars! posted:

NZ passed the harmful digital communications act last month.Up to $50k fine or two years jail for bullying, three years for 'incitement to suicide'

So like do they have to suicide to get the full three years or what

# ? Aug 25, 2015 00:14

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

why must i always pick the long nights to quit dippin

no wonder it doesn't last long

# ? Aug 25, 2015 08:49

deratomicdog: Nov 2, 2005; Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.

there are short nights?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:52

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Jaguars! posted:

NZ passed the harmful digital communications act last month.Up to $50k fine or two years jail for bullying, three years for 'incitement to suicide'

So what you are saying is that if I tell you to top yourself I can get a free trip to NZ on extradition on an all expenses paid trip?

Kill yourself.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 10:01

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

So what you are saying is that if I tell you to top yourself I can get a free trip to NZ on extradition on an all expenses paid trip?

Kill yourself.

i feel bad

there nz government get him arrested

send two gorillas and that might not be enough

# ? Aug 25, 2015 11:17

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

WBRB, killing myself for the greater good

# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:38

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

lol at the philly cop trying to sell tickets to a fundraiser on a t-stop

# ? Aug 25, 2015 21:47

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Aug 27, 2015 00:07

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

So how about that virginia stuff

# ? Aug 27, 2015 00:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I watched the cell phone video that the suspect shot, hoollly poo poo it was like a horror movie I was shouting at the screen "RUN BITCH RUN!"

# ? Aug 27, 2015 00:25

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Got a part-time job working for DOC. Trying to figure out if I want to work in parole&probation. I spend most of the day in my car so I don't get to work with other people very often. Met an interesting colleague today. Some quotes:

"You know, I wouldn't be surprised if, 2 or 3 years after he's out of office, we find out he was a Moslem the whole time. OBAMA IS A MOSLEM! HE IS A MOSLEM"

"These people are garbage"

"I was a cop for 15 years"

He laughed when I conceded that there was *one* public program I didn't want to be taxed for: molestor monitoring. I'm an adult without any kids, it aint me they're trying to diddle. END THE NANNY STATE.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 00:39

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

stay out of corrections in any capacity including probation and parole. It has no positives and will leave you a hateful husk of a human that only gets joy out of the misery and suffering of your incompetent coworkers.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:16

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Actually corrections seems like the perfect career for someone with a film degree.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:31

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

hope youre prepared to witness buggery

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:33

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Once you been in jail long enough you know to time your buggery to the guards rounds, so you should have at least 15-30 minutes if you do it right.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:45

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I would bugger the poo poo out of KFFF

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:47

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

I picture shep and whip going at it like the gently caress scene in brokeback mountain. Just two rugged men in a tent and a handful of spit as lube.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:55

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Branis posted:

I picture shep and whip going at it like the gently caress scene in brokeback mountain. Just two rugged men in a tent and a handful of spit as lube.

i'm heath ledger

# ? Aug 27, 2015 01:56

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 23 days!

Branis posted:

So how about that virginia stuff

It's the best body cam murder since that campus cop.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:12

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Grem posted:

It's the best body cam murder since that campus cop.

God drat

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:13

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That's pretty grim

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:15

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

i'm only upset because she's a pretty blonde white girl

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lol it's true. It never would have gotten this much traction if it was only the camera man.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:24

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

I picture shep and whip going at it like the gently caress scene in brokeback mountain. Just two rugged men in a tent and a handful of spit as lube.

I'm as far from rugged as you can get. I'm a scrawny nerd type best described as "that kid who got bullied in high school."

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:26

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

lol it's true. It never would have gotten this much traction if it was only the camera man.

its prolly cuz it happened live on air too

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:29

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

stay out of corrections in any capacity including probation and parole. It has no positives and will leave you a hateful husk of a human that only gets joy out of the misery and suffering of your incompetent coworkers.

yep

Grem posted:

It's the best body cam murder since that campus cop.

drat son

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:32

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 23 days!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

i'm only upset because she's a pretty blonde white girl

You see that girl's fiancee? God drat he's probably suicidal cause no loving way is he going to get a girl like that ever again.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:33

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

I'm as far from rugged as you can get. I'm a scrawny nerd type best described as "that kid who got bullied in high school."

That explains a lot

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:34

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Grem posted:

You see that girl's fiancee? God drat he's probably suicidal cause no loving way is he going to get a girl like that ever again.

Lmao. If a dude is punching above his weight class he's either hung or loaded. He's a TV reporter in Roanoke loving Virginia so you can cross off the latter.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 02:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Lmao. If a dude is punching above his weight class he's either hung or loaded. He's a TV reporter in Roanoke loving Virginia so you can cross off the latter.

He's gonna get drowned in pussy, he's a public figure now famous for tragically losing his fianc�. Ladies all over Roanoke are lining up to comfort him with their sex.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:02