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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So it came out Josh Duggar had rough sex with a porn star while his wife was pregnant and Ben Shapiro is angry..at liberals

:laugh: ahahaha that's great. I imagine those were the kind of articles being published when Jesus reminded the Pharisees they were guilty of grosser immoralities than those for which they were stoning women to death.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Charleston shooting was the fault of race hustlers like Al sharpton.

This was the Black communiy's fault as a whole this time.

Thanks Drudge for what REALLY happened you racist scumbag.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012


:allears: I keep expecting these to stop being funny and I'm wrong every time.

I think it might partially be that I've barely listened to Levin so all these rants don't seem at all out of place. Keep up the good work.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

You managed to scare the poo poo out of my parents' dog, a presumably unintended consequence.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Cross-posting from the forward thread, but Steven Crowder is responsible for this bit of nonsense:


quote:

Pushing for gun control before the bodies are even cold...

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Never stop making these

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Hazo posted:

I really like how you included a snippet of the original Shake voice just to show how similar it is. Brilliant.
Huh, where was this headline when the Charleston shooting happened? Was there something different about it (besides the higher body count)? :confused:

White lives are like 1.67 of black people, so actually 3.33 white people were murdered today versus the 4.2 black people in Charleston.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Its pretty loving amazing how conservatives are allowed to talk about legislation aimed at maybe stopping a few of these deaths through proven methods as if its some kind of non sequitr.

Yeah she's a horrible human being for saying "poo poo i wish we could stop this", unlike the absolute angels saying poo poo like how she wishes she had a gun now! or how its too bad we dont have every single person on the street packing heat, which of course would mean peace across the land because (insert bumper sticker here).

That said I still have absolutely zero hope for gun control in my lifetime thanks to our disgusting reaction to Sandy Hook.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Aug 27, 2015

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Never stop making these

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
I like how each one is about an increasingly benign/irrelevant topic. Like seriously the guy is giving himself a heart attack over the first lady advocating eating healthy.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Never stop making these

I'll stop when I run out of good clips of Mark Levin being Master Shake. So possibly never

e: Also I'm primarily making these for the purpose of scaring Flip Yr Wig's dog

swampland fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Aug 27, 2015

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Never stop making these

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Bunleigh posted:

I like how each one is about an increasingly benign/irrelevant topic. Like seriously the guy is giving himself a heart attack over the first lady advocating eating healthy.

Mike Huckabee literally gained 100 pounds because Michelle Obama said it was bad. He would be dead right now if Michelle Obama came out strongly against shooting yourself in the face.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Bunleigh posted:

I like how each one is about an increasingly benign/irrelevant topic. Like seriously the guy is giving himself a heart attack over the first lady advocating eating healthy.

He already gave himself a heart attack, he had a massive heart attack and bypass surgery like 12 years ago. The reason he coughs so much on air is due to his heart medication, I seriously think he's going to keel over on air someday. Todd Starnes is another one who has severe heart problems yet has gained a ton of weight recently and openly brags about chugging gravy and sweet tea by the gallon, these right-wingers are sure lacking in "personal responsibility."

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Goatman Sacks posted:

Mike Huckabee literally gained 100 pounds because Michelle Obama said it was bad. He would be dead right now if Michelle Obama came out strongly against shooting yourself in the face.

Obama: Folks, it's very important that Americans not drop tabs of acid before watching my State of the Union address.
Conservatives: gently caress YOU OBUMMER STOP MELTING MY TV

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

MaxxBot posted:

He already gave himself a heart attack, he had a massive heart attack and bypass surgery like 12 years ago. The reason he coughs so much on air is due to his heart medication, I seriously think he's going to keel over on air someday. Todd Starnes is another one who has severe heart problems yet has gained a ton of weight recently and openly brags about chugging gravy and sweet tea by the gallon, these right-wingers are sure lacking in "personal responsibility."

Do you have a link or something on the Starnes thing? He's always looked like a pile of raw cookie dough to me so I didn't know that he had renounced his gravy dipstick come-to-Jesus moment.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

Do you have a link or something on the Starnes thing? He's always looked like a pile of raw cookie dough to me so I didn't know that he had renounced his gravy dipstick come-to-Jesus moment.

http://www.cbn.com/700club/guests/bios/Todd_Starnes031809.aspx

He supposedly got down to 150, he has to be back up to at least 250 now if not higher.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

swampland posted:

I'll stop when I run out of good clips of Mark Levin being Master Shake. So possibly never

http://www.mediaite.com/online/mark-levin-or-master-shake-can-you-tell-the-difference/

Your video apparently caught the attention of Levin himself via Mediaite, and caused him to unleash the flying monkeys.

You might get mentioned on his show (oh please oh please) or just DMCA'd, depending on whether he's more of an enraged lunatic or a lame coward. Might want to proactively prepare a rebuttal – there are people in the political cartoon thread who've already dealt with this and can probably give you advice.

Since you've already got Dana Snyder on your side, you might want to reach out to him in case Levin tries to go the sniveling little weasel route and have a takedown notice issued on behalf of Williams Street rather than himself or his broadcaster.

Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Aug 27, 2015

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Deep Hurting posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/mark-levin-or-master-shake-can-you-tell-the-difference/

Your video apparently caught the attention of Levin himself via Mediaite, and caused him to unleash the flying monkeys.

You might get mentioned on his show (oh please oh please) or just DMCA'd, depending on whether he's more of an enraged lunatic or a lame coward. Might want to proactively prepare a rebuttal – there are people in the political cartoon thread who've already dealt with this and can probably give you advice.

Actually he just siced his listeners on Andrew Kirell calling him a big nerd fag, the only stuff his listeners said to me was like "LOL THAT SHAKE KNOWS WHATS UP" and it kills me inside

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I do slightly worry about the DMCA thing though

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

MaxxBot posted:

http://www.cbn.com/700club/guests/bios/Todd_Starnes031809.aspx

He supposedly got down to 150, he has to be back up to at least 250 now if not higher.

Yeah, this is an old article, I knew he had dropped the weight but I didn't see him saying anywhere where he acknowledged he was putting it back on and I figured a "Michelle can't tell me what to do" segment about it would be pretty fun to see.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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Goatman Sacks posted:

Mike Huckabee literally gained 100 pounds because Michelle Obama said it was bad. He would be dead right now if Michelle Obama came out strongly against shooting yourself in the face.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0411/53541.html
He actually backed her up on the childhood obesity thing. His weight gain is something he always struggled with.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Remember when everyone thought Christies main obstacle to running nationally was losing weight?

:laugh:

I'd love to hear what he screams at the walls every night.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Not that it probably counts for anything, but it's pretty clearly parody which I think would probably mean something if it wasn't a shoot first forget to ask questions later policy

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

Not that it probably counts for anything, but it's pretty clearly parody which I think would probably mean something if it wasn't a shoot first forget to ask questions later policy

The thing about DMCA claims is there's practically no threshold of investigation for getting takedowns issued in the first place, but if they're unfounded and/or the copyright holder is just blowing smoke, they're fairly easy to contest, depending on the service agreement for the host (in this case, Youtube). A Good Cartoon got DMCA'd by Chip "The cartoonist has no idea how fair use works" Bok, but a short, well-thought-out appeal to tumblr, explaining why the claim had no merit (citing a few examples of relevant case-law) was all it took to get the offending material restored to the blog (as far as I know, anyway).

It's a good idea to contest DMCAs when you can, because otherwise you establish a precedent that allows copyright holders to have you unjustly banned from services. Tumblr, at least, has a "three strikes you're out" policy, although successfully-contested claims apparently don't count.

The use of Levin's audio is definitely safe. The use of Williams Street's animation might fall into a little more of a grey area, which is why you might want to reach out to Dana Snyder. Otherwise, they probably won't even look that closely if a "concerned citizen" lets them know someone is "stealing" their content.

You should post the videos in the cartoon thread anyway, swampland. :)

Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Aug 27, 2015

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

MaxxBot posted:

http://www.cbn.com/700club/guests/bios/Todd_Starnes031809.aspx

He supposedly got down to 150, he has to be back up to at least 250 now if not higher.

Can't stop suckling on the hateful tit of wingnut welfare.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Deep Hurting posted:

The use of Levin's audio is definitely safe. The use of Williams Street's animation might fall into a little more of a grey area, which is why you might want to reach out to Dana Snyder. Otherwise, they probably won't even look that closely if a "concerned citizen" lets them know someone is "stealing" their content.

Given that Snyder retweeted this, I'd say that's covered.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Best one yet.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Swampland you are a national treasure gay hippie liberal jew-hating chicken coward jew commie

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.

quote:

RUSH: You know when I first heard about the shooting in Virginia this morning, I thought it had to be a lovers thing. The original reports were that the reporter and the cameraman were engaged, and they are, but not to each other. But the original report had them engaged to each other. So the shooting happens and I thought it had to be a lovers triangle. Turns out that's not what it was. It's a racist, I should say racial incident, perhaps. It's gonna be a big, big conflict for the media here as this goes forward.
...
Hillary Clinton's already come out and politicized this. Probably not the first, but she's the most prominent early on to start shouting "gun control, gun control." Well, let me suggest that maybe journalists might want to consider arming themselves as they go out now. But it's interesting to follow the timeline on this, folks, when it started. You could tell -- well, let me not put thoughts in your mind. I could tell as I watch this, you can if you're a student of this, as am I, you can read between the lines. You know what the journalists reporting this are thinking before the facts are known.

It is clear to me that all the journalists reporting this before anybody knew anything other than a reporter and cameraman are dead, that it was open season on the media. And by that, open season on the media, then who did they think would have open season on the media? You can see where they would be thinking this would be going. I guarantee you there were probably reporters, investigative reporters trying to tie this, if they could, to some political group with which they might not agree, such as the Tea Party. You could just see it. I mean, everything's become politicized.
...
Everything that happens in this country is politicized. Everything that happens is tied to a political agenda, predominantly the leftist political agenda, and you could see it in this incident. You could see what they originally thought. Nobody came out and said it, but you could tell by the way they were talking to each other and the fears they were expressing that they thought it might open season on the media and they were ready to go blame Trump for it. They were ready to go blame any rabble-rouser they could. And now the conflict, "Oh, no, a reporter is the shooter." And furthermore, a reporter of color was the shooter. Now there's a conflict. Now what do they do.

Hey, don't get mad at me, folks. I'm just the one telling you how it is, because everything has to be politicized.
This thing eventually will be and that's where the conflict is going to come in. It's horrible. It is an absolutely just despicable thing. And the media's gone wall-to-wall with it, as you can image. I mean, it's about them. If you take out the vocations of the people involved, if you had a couple of white people shot by a person of color, you might not even hear about it, and if you did hear about it, there would be maybe not excuses, but rationale. And we would be advised that it would be worth our time to figure out why the rage was there.

But that can't work because the victims are in the media. It's gonna be a very, very conflicted thing for people reporting on this trying to convert it into some sort of political agenda. They're gonna have a tough time doing that. And hopefully they won't. I mean, the great thing would be if they just didn't, but they do.
...
Hillary Clinton was first to politicize this, to go out there and start sawing we gotta get guns out of the hands of people that have no business having them. We gotta do this, too many guns out there, gun control. What we need, journalists need to be armed. Journalists' lives matters, right? Arm 'em. Journalists' lives matter. Hands up in the air. Whatever. I mean, what's gonna happen here. I just watched the video. This guy sunk to depths never before seen. Social media, what an ugly media and social media episode. This guy on the one hand he had the gun, on the other hand he had his cell phone, shooting it, the camera.
...
The authorities are calling this workplace violence, even though the shooter said, "Hey, that woman made racist comments about me." That's in his manifesto fax. How come now all of these murderers have manifestos? You know when that started? It started with the guy that was read Algore's books, had the shack out there. The Unabomber. The Unabomber had this massive manifesto. He was a fallen liberal. Remember?

Ted Kaczynski. He's a fallen liberal, fallen liberal academic, fallen liberal intellectual, and he had this massive manifesto, and the New York Times succumbed and published the whole thing in response for him turning himself in. They found Algore's book. He had a one-room shack somewhere out in the woods where he was holed up. And ever since then shooters have manifestos, and it becomes obligatory that we read them.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: By the way, Vester Flanagan, as is the usual case, we're beginning to learn more and more about the man. He sued another TV station for racism a decade before he was asked to leave the Virginia station amid claims of racial bias. So there's clearly race on this guy's mind as a motivation for his activities. He sues a station ten years ago, claiming that they were racist in their attitudes toward him. He claimed that he was called a monkey by one of his bosses at a station in north Florida. And then he claimed that this reporter that he shot this morning had made racist comments about him. But it was just workplace violence, you see, that's what the authorities are saying.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2...liticized_press

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
This is seriously beyond the pale, even by the low, low standards he's set for himself. Dinesh D'Souza is a miserable, anti-Christian bag of poo poo.

illrepute
Dec 30, 2009

by XyloJW
Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

illrepute posted:

Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza.
Convicted Felon and philanderer.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Calling Zoey Turr



Ben Shapiro and John Nolte of Breitbart

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Calling Zoey Turr



Ben Shapiro and John Nolte of Breitbart

The only thing I know is a reporter and her cameraman were shot on tape.

That's all the solid information I can get from the hosed up haze of the Internet gossiping.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I truly believe that part of Breitbart's reporters are secretly glad when the person who has done a crime or shooting is (black, gay, muslim)

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I truly believe that part of Breitbart's reporters are secretly glad when the person who has done a crime or shooting is (black, gay, muslim)

Of course they are. The misery of others is their paycheck, and if it validates their horrible views as people then all the better.

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.
That's not really a weird impulse, and basically everyone feels some version of that.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Calling Zoey Turr



Ben Shapiro and John Nolte of Breitbart

No. That can't be real, that's photoshopped. There's no way Shapiro could be that soulle--gently caress me.

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James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!
^^^ Ben Shapiro insisted that race had nothing to do with the Charleston shooting, didn't he?

Dr Christmas posted:

This is seriously beyond the pale, even by the low, low standards he's set for himself. Dinesh D'Souza is a miserable, anti-Christian bag of poo poo.

By the standards Dinesh D'Souza is espousing (take down the rainbow flag because a shooter was gay) I guess we should take down those American flags all over the place. He was a US citizen after all.

James Garfield fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Aug 27, 2015

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