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pandaK posted:okay i think i'm also going to make a pizza sometime soon, so let's add a little bit of fun to it. what toppings does the thread think i should put into the pizza? i'll try to use all the ones i find interesting as long as it's not something obscenely heinous or hard to procure. no i will not be putting literal poo poo on my pizza. p-please be gentle French fries, artichokes, avocado, spinach, heirloom tomatoes, maple bacon, jalapenos, pulled pork, etc etc
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Minarchist posted:Chicken and potatoes isn't a BAD meal, this one's just plated wrong and with lovely lighting and furthermore...  Vegetables replaced with cheetos is never happening. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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Minarchist posted:I'm a filthy Californian heathen so I'd have the steak, sauteed peppers/onions, pepperjack and hot sauce...something really vinegary but not too hot like Tabasco, Louisiana (red dot) or Frank's Red Hot. Would with gusto, but only if I was allowed to call it a torta
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pandaK posted:add mayo Is the chip bag in the background the AFP here?
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RareAcumen posted:Is the chip bag in the background the AFP here? The what? cash crab posted:French fries, artichokes, avocado, spinach, heirloom tomatoes, maple bacon, jalapenos, pulled pork, etc etc Those all sound like great standard toppings, I'm gonna need a few more obscure things.
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pandaK posted:The what? The bag behind the tobasco sauce. I don't know what's the anti food porn in that picture, the sushi rolls look fine to me.
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pandaK posted:The what? Top Ramen and cheddar popcorn
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 Apparently this is Wagyu beef too. Not that I'd claim that makes it good in any way, being a good Australian boy who believes in my counties produce. Which yes ironically for me includes Wagyu cattle Also food pet peeve: Not resting steak. Gridlocked has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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Aug 27, 2015 05:56
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Swamp Surf and Astro Turf, yum
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pandaK posted:Those all sound like great standard toppings, I'm gonna need a few more obscure things. Percocet, granny smith apples, coconut shavings, imitation lobster, tortellini, mashed yams, Temptations© Brand cat treats
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pandaK posted:okay i think i'm also going to make a pizza sometime soon, so let's add a little bit of fun to it. what toppings does the thread think i should put into the pizza? i'll try to use all the ones i find interesting as long as it's not something obscenely heinous or hard to procure. no i will not be putting literal poo poo on my pizza. p-please be gentle Hundreds-and-thousands/nonpareils/sprinkles. Gherkins. Curry powder. Jerky.
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cash crab posted:But I ate it already? It's already gone.  ilu
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Gridlocked posted:The beans are what get me. Butchered and turned into a green paste. Are those mashed potatoes with the skin on? That's basically exotic cuisine compared to most of the garbage posted. Plus that looks like kale, and the coating on the chicken looks pretty decent. No matter how ugly it looks, if they cooked something that didn't come out of a freezer or a can then it's top tier by the #wife hashtags. As an example, a look into the mind of a 33 year old goon who is planning to have a child with her 42 year old husband Blue Story posted:Yeah, it just always seems like so much . . . effort. When I lived alone sometimes I'd think I'd like to eat something but preparing food just seemed like it wasn't worth the effort, so I would continue doing whatever it was I was doing at the time. I mean seriously, I find putting a tv dinner in the microwave kind of annoying. If even that is too much effort then boiling water seems almost prohibitive. Unfortunately my husband is perfectly happy to go out and bring me back whatever I want, so I've been getting worse about it. Not great, but he he really doesn't mind and it isn't his job to be my parent and police my habits, so I just get lazier and lazier. If you are thinking that I must have put on weight due to this situation you are correct. Never underestimate the sheer level of laziness and sloth people will aspire to when they can, and then they see extremely minor baby steps as "holy gently caress I am an amazing cook I'll do this once a week and make my bae feel like a king! (dumps a can of beef stroganoff on a plate, add canned green beans, places white bread on the side) I'm like a 50s housewife!" pentyne has a new favorite as of 06:30 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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Aug 27, 2015 06:22
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I sometimes put baby carrots in the curry I make instead of just cutting up carrots like I know I should, how shameful am I
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Code Jockey posted:I sometimes put baby carrots in the curry I make instead of just cutting up carrots like I know I should, how shameful am I Most baby carrots sold in America are just shaved down carrots not fit for sale as normal carrots. There are actual baby carrots that are just dwarf carrots. Either way you're probably fine, I mean you're putting thought into the meal at all which puts you head and shoulders above most of the trash food we post in here.
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Gridlocked posted:
I'm betting that's the most attractive the food is ever going to get on that hashtag.
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pentyne posted:
Other people scare the poo poo out of me.
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cash crab posted:French fries, artichokes, avocado, spinach, heirloom tomatoes, maple bacon, jalapenos, pulled pork, etc etc death .cab for qt posted:Top Ramen and cheddar popcorn cash crab posted:Percocet, granny smith apples, coconut shavings, imitation lobster, tortellini, mashed yams, Temptations© Brand cat treats Tiggum posted:Hundreds-and-thousands/nonpareils/sprinkles. Gherkins. Curry powder. Jerky. Haverchuck posted:kalamata olives, feta, portobello, garlic It's scary how much this is all starting to come together in my mind. Wrote up the final list from this, going to go shop for ingredients tomorrow. Futaba Anzu has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Aug 27, 2015 |
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pandaK posted:It's scary how much this is all starting to come together in my mind. Wrote up the final list from this, going to go shop for ingredients tomorrow. kalamata olives, feta, portobello, garlic
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pandaK posted:It's scary how much this is all starting to come together in my mind. Wrote up the final list from this, going to go shop for ingredients tomorrow. by the way, i don't tend to buy pickles, does gherkin refer to the actual pickled... pickle or an unpickled cucumber?
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Kangaroo, crocodile, feijoa chutney and Milbenkase cheese
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Pizza should bave bearnaise sauce on it, unless it's a kebab pizza, in which case it needs garlic sauce and a spicy tomato sauce.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Kangaroo, crocodile, feijoa chutney and Milbenkase cheese Can it be alligator instead?
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Sure, but I'm not budging on the feijoa
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pandaK posted:by the way, i don't tend to buy pickles, does gherkin refer to the actual pickled... pickle or an unpickled cucumber? 
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KIDS LOVE MINIONS! KIDS. LOVE. MINIONS.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:KIDS LOVE MINIONS! I wanna see this thing on facebook as an image macro with retarded social commentary in mutant english. MAYB IT JUST ME BUT WEN I WAS KID WE RESPEKTED OUR PARRENTS N STEYED AWAY FROM NIGGURS
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Aesop Poprock posted:I wanna see this thing on facebook as an image macro with retarded social commentary in mutant english. MAYB IT JUST ME BUT WEN I WAS KID WE RESPEKTED OUR PARRENTS N STEYED AWAY FROM NIGGURS Be the change you want to see. Bernie 2016
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Gridlocked posted:Don't kill my dreams. The can of Ski excuses everything wrong with this photo 
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I can't do that. The finds are too good. pentyne posted:
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 Yeah, it says what it is but all I see is wombat poo poo. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:KIDS LOVE MINIONS! 
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pentyne posted:As an example, a look into the mind of a 33 year old goon who is planning to have a child with her 42 year old husband A goon "not following through" on cooking oatmeal six years ago is probably the funniest, most pathetic thing I've read on SA this year. She's the darksydephil of cooking "BOIL WATER? OH, I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. HURR HURR I'M THE QUAKER OATS GUY I MAKE GOOD PRODUCTS BUT CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW TO BOIL WATER"
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:A goon "not following through" on cooking oatmeal six years ago is probably the funniest, most pathetic thing I've read on SA this year. She also had to plan a week ahead on making a sandwich. Meanwhile she had to eat artisan sandwiches for  a piece. Her husband is also allegedly allergic to any raw produce. And that's only their culinary mishaps. The thread is fantastic(ally sad).
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Paladinus posted:She also had to plan a week ahead on making a sandwich. Meanwhile she had to eat artisan sandwiches for Please link. The thread itself sounds like Anti-Food Porn. Like seriously plan ahead to make a sandwich?
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death .cab for qt posted:Top Ramen and cheddar popcorn Better, the Chester's Flaming Hot Puffcorn. Also, Cheetos.
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cash crab posted:Percocet, granny smith apples, coconut shavings, imitation lobster, tortellini, mashed yams, Temptations© Brand cat treats Canned smoked oysters. Sardines.
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Gridlocked posted:Please link. The thread itself sounds like Anti-Food Porn. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722319 It starts somewhat tame with insane purchases of Star Wars memorabilia, but then more and more distrurbing details unravel.
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pandaK posted:okay i think i'm also going to make a pizza sometime soon, so let's add a little bit of fun to it. what toppings does the thread think i should put into the pizza? i'll try to use all the ones i find interesting as long as it's not something obscenely heinous or hard to procure. no i will not be putting literal poo poo on my pizza. p-please be gentle As always, Ninja Turtles to the rescue: Marshmallows and PepperoniNinja Turtles TMNT Pizza Jelly Bean and Sausage Guacamole and Marshmallow Chocolate Chips Chocolate Sprinkles and Clam Sauce Chocolate Fudge and Garlic Popcorn Peanut Butter and Clams Granola and Licorice Peanut Butter, Salami and Yogurt Tuna Fish, Peanut Butter, and Grape Jelly Coconut and Sweet Pickle Chocolate Fudge, Sardine, Chilli Pepper, and Whipped Cream Oatmeal Peanut Butter, Avocado, and Pickles Anchovies and Bananas Pepperoni and Pickles from here: http://www.teenagemutantninjaturtles.com/fanzone/tmnt-pizza-toppings/
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