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Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
France plays Dunkirkers for 4CP.

2CP are spent to Suppress Heresy.

Religious Conversion roll: 5,6,1,6,6
Three major conversions, a minor conversion, and an unrest.

Ottoman - 1 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 6 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 1 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Orleans (place unrest), Rouen, Lyon, Avignon.

Use 2 CP to place a regular in Lyon.

Herewaard
Jun 20, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
Patron of Arts and Sciences for the event to patronize Galileo

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
France converts Orleans, Rouen, Avignon, and Lyon to Catholicism. Orleans is placed in unrest.

2CP are spent to build a Regular in Lyon.

HRE plays Patron of Arts & Sciences for the event, patronizing Italian Scientist Galileo and drawing one card from the deck.

Map, Forces, Protestant Spaces, VP Track, and Patronage Chart updated.

Ottoman - 1 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 6 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Play Witchcraft to steal a random card from... hmm. England.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Protestant plays Witchcraft for the event, drawing a card from England.

Ottoman - 1 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 6 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Grand Vizier for event, build 4 Galleys in Coron.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Ottoman plays Grand Vizier for the event, placing four Galleys in Coron.

Map and Forces updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 6 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Holy League for 5CP
Assault Metz
Santa Cruz and friends to Ionian Sea

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Avoid battle to NA coast.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Spain plays Holy League for 5CP.

1CP is spent to assault to Metz.

Spain rolls two dice for land units and one die for Duke of Guise: 3,5,5
Spain scores two hits.

France rolls one die for land unit and one die for defending: 4,4
France scores no hits.

France eliminates one Regular in Metz. The Assault is successful. Spain takes control of Metz.

Spain spends 1CP to Naval Move, moving Santa Cruz and six Galleys from Barbary Coast to Ionian Sea.

Ottoman attempts to avoid battle: 5 + 2 = 7
Avoid Battle Attempt is unsuccessful. Naval Combat is conducted in Ionian Sea.

Spain rolls 12 dice for Galleys and one die for Santa Cruz: 4,3,3,2,3,2,1,2,1,4,3,3,2
Spain scores no hits.

Ottoman rolls two dice for Corsairs: 3,2
Ottoman scores no hits.

Per PM, Spain plays Galleasses as a response to add five dice to his roll: 3,2,2,3,6
Spain scores one hit.

Ottoman eliminates a corsair. Spain wins the Naval battle. Ottoman must retreat remaining Corsair.

Map, Forces, Power Cards and VP Track updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I was gonna say I didn't want to play Galleasses to kill two corsairs but then the rolls happened :eyepop:

(rest of turn to follow after class)

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Taran_Wanderer posted:

Spain rolls 12 dice for Galleys and one die for Santa Cruz: 4,3,3,2,3,2,1,2,1,4,3,3,2
Spain scores no hits.
:eyepop:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

death to dice pools, inshallah

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

StashAugustine posted:

death to dice pools, inshallah

That's one thing we agree on.

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


StashAugustine posted:

death to dice pools, inshallah
amen, preach it

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013

StashAugustine posted:

I was gonna say I didn't want to play Galleasses to kill two corsairs but then the rolls happened :eyepop:

(rest of turn to follow after class)

Yeah, I was going to ask, but.... *shrug*

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Retreat to Coron. (Map still hasn't been updated with my new Galleys yet.)

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013

Gutter Owl posted:

Retreat to Coron. (Map still hasn't been updated with my new Galleys yet.)

Huh. Should be good now, including the retreat.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
I'm still seeing the same map.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013

Gutter Owl posted:

I'm still seeing the same map.

Oh I see. Dropbox is blocked at work now. That will make things more annoying. I'll have to update everything when I get home.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

1 CP to move 2W Mons-Brussels
2CP for influence with Papacy

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Oh, what to do, what to do...

Play Sultana Safiye for 3 CP.

Deploy Drake to Guinea Coast with Colony.
Suppress Heresy

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013

Davin Valkri posted:

Oh, what to do, what to do...

Play Sultana Safiye for 3 CP.

Deploy Drake to Guinea Coast with Colony.
Suppress Heresy

Drake is in London as a Naval Leader. Raleigh and Cavendish are available as Sea Captains.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Taran_Wanderer posted:

Drake is in London as a Naval Leader. Raleigh and Cavendish are available as Sea Captains.

Dammit. Cavendish, then.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Spain spends 1CP to move two Walloons from Mons to Brussels.
2CP are spent for influence with the Papacy.

England plays Sultana Safiye for 3CP.

1CP is spent to build Cavendish in the Guinea Coast. Cavendish receives a free colony due to England's Plantation bonus.
2CP are spent to Suppress Heresy in England.

Religious Conversion roll: 4,3,5,4,3
One minor conversion

Map and Diplomatic Influence updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 3 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Play untimely death targeting Leicester, create a regular in Calais.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
France plays the Mandatory Event Untimely Death.

Leicester is removed from the game. 2CP are spent to build a French Regular in Paris.

Map updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 7 Event, 0 Treasure

Herewaard
Jun 20, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
Use Spanish Fury to sponsor my artist

FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

Play English Recuissants for 2 CP. Spend it to pirate with leClerc in the Antilles.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
HRE plays Spanish Fury for 4CP, sponsoring Artist Spranger.

Protestant plays English Recusants for 2CP, initiating Piracy in Antilles with le Clerc, targeting Spain.

Roll against pirates: 3,6,4.
One hit. le Clerc is damaged.

Piracy roll: 2,3,2
No hits.

Map and Patronage chart updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Foreign Volunteers for 5 CP.

4CP, build last 2 Galleys in Coron.
1CP, move fleet to Ionian.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Ottoman plays Foreign Volunteers for 5CP.

4CP are spent to build two Galleys in Coron.
1CP is spent to Naval Move, moving Uluch Ali, Piyale Pasha, a Corsair, and seven Galleys from Coron to the Ionian Sea.
Spain may attempt to avoid battle.

Map and Forces updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

No avoid battle

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Apologies for the delays. My home computer is failing and I haven't had a chance to work on this. I'm hoping to get something done on Saturday, but we'll see if the computer cooperates.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Spain declines to Avoid Battle.

Ottoman rolls 14 dice for Galleys + 1 die for Corsair + 1 die for Piyale Pasha: 4,6,6,6,5,5,3,1,6,6,2,2,4,5,6,3
9 hits.

Spain rolls 12 dice for Galleys + 1 for Santa Cruz: 5,1,5,3,5,4,2,3,3,4,1,5,5
5 hits.

Ottoman wins the battle. Spain, please post how you would like to take your losses and where you would like to retreat.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Take losses from Venetians first. Can I retreat into Messina? If not, Tyrrhenian.

Taran_Wanderer
Nov 4, 2013
Ottoman eliminates two Galleys and a Corsair. Spain eliminates three Venetian Galleys and two Spanish Galleys. Spain retreats to Messina.

End of Ottoman impulse.

Map updated.

Ottoman - 0 Home, 4 Event, 0 Treasure
Spain - 1 Home, 4 Event, 4 Treasure
England - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
France - 1 Home, 2 Event, 0 Treasure
HRE - 0 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure
Protestant - 1 Home, 6 Event, 0 Treasure

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Dear Spain:

The ocean is very dangerous. Please do not attempt to sail without a lifeguard present.

Yours,
The Ottomans

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Papal Bull for event

Gutter Owl posted:

Dear Spain:

The ocean is very dangerous. Please do not attempt to sail without a lifeguard present.

Yours,
The Ottomans


Well of course when you roll sixteen misses

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