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It's old, but I ended up on one that reminds me of how loving beautiful it is when The Onion just unloads hate and rage at somone who deserves it: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog--29256
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What You Need To Know About ‘Female Viagra’quote:Q: I’m a woman in my mid-50s in a loving relationship, but do not feel like engaging in sexual intercourse. Sometimes I feel as if my husband does not communicate how he truly feels about me or my body, and I have a hard time discussing this with him. Will this pill solve that?
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I scrolled down and found the classic Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I scrolled down and found the classic Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla. My favorite detail is that battling gorillas apparently affects more Americans than people from Congo.
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The MSJ posted:My favorite detail is that battling gorillas apparently affects more Americans than people from Congo. How do you figure that?
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:How do you figure that? I think he misunderstood this line: According to the foundation's website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I think he misunderstood this line: The way I read it was better.
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The MSJ posted:The way I read it was better. I don't disagree.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/hero-firefighter-loses-lifelong-battle-with-fire-2041 Isn't that the exact same premise?
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![]() I love "pettily angry over some Newfangled Thing" Kelly.
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New Edge video: I, Despot: The Brutal Two-Year Reign of an Undercover Edge Reporter. And the Endnote.
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Wow: Watch This Woman Totally Shut Down A Catcaller I was so disappointed that it wasn't a firetruck
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It's old, but I ended up on one that reminds me of how loving beautiful it is when The Onion just unloads hate and rage at somone who deserves it: There are a beautiful series of these about a particularly horrible "human being".
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Evil Mastermind posted:
I love "pleasantly surprised over terrible thing" Kelly! ![]()
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Amazingly Not The Onion: Victim unable to help cops arrest black Confederate flag thief: ‘They all look the same to me’quote:Police arrested a man accused of tearing down a Confederate outside a Florida home — although the victim was unable to help identify the suspect because he cannot tell black people apart.
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This was a neat article: Everything We Know About The Previous Meeting Based On What They Left On The Whiteboard
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This Is The Handbook Each Actor Who Plays Aladdin At Disney World Is Givenquote:Whenever Aladdin enters the Hall of Presidents, he should high-five all the presidents who owned slaves and also freed them eventually.
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Not too long ago we were talking about the Onion article that most resembles our lives, and this one definitely fits the bill for me.
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Lindsey Graham Struggling to Stay Awake While Driving Empty Campaign Bus to Next Event
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Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite
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Guantanamo Bay Begins Construction On Senior Care Wing![]()
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This is incredible.
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Inspiring: When This Trans Teen Ran For Homecoming Queen, Her Community Took It One Step Further And Made Her City Treasurer
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StandardVC10 posted:Lindsey Graham Struggling to Stay Awake While Driving Empty Campaign Bus to Next Event The whole thing (and the photo) are great, but the last line is, as always, incredible.
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New Clickventure: You Are The World’s Greatest Computer Hacker Also, AV Club has a great article about the new trailer for Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2: http://www.avclub.com/article/barkley-2s-trailer-pays-painstaking-tribute-final--224449
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Softface posted:Not too long ago we were talking about the Onion article that most resembles our lives, and [url="https:///article/report-its-not-okay-to-just-start-talking-to-peopl-29610"]this one[/url] definitely fits the bill for me. This article will forever be most relevant to my life and is my secret fear.
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Jerusalem posted:The whole thing (and the photo) are great, but the last line is, as always, incredible. That line is: TheOnion posted:“Idaho!” added Graham suddenly, pointing at a passing car’s license plate following a long stretch of silence.
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This One-Man A Cappella Cover Of ‘Bad Blood’ Is Incredible Wow
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I don't know whose idea this gag is, but that person is a goddamn national treasure.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:New Clickventure:
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Must be a lot of Fruit Sister fans over there, drat.
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Gets me every time.
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Scott Walker Watches Candidates Emerge Shaken From GOP’s Female Experience Simulatorquote:According to Walker, the 16 male candidates sat restlessly in folding chairs that had been set up in the basement of Republican National Committee headquarters, waiting in tense silence until the time came for them to walk up to the entrance, open the hatch, and step inside the simulator, a mechanical device designed to mimic the experience of being a woman in the United States.
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quote:True to your word, you refrain from hacking Tokyo Corporation, and their sinister grip on the Dataverse goes unchallenged. The company has a profitable quarter, narrowly beating analyst expectations, and their stock rises slightly. One of your mutual funds invests in Tokyo Corporation, and you end up earning about $200 to put toward your retirement. Not too shabby! Well I can't complain about that!
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Nation To Try Channeling Outrage Over Gun Control Into Issue That Can Actually Be Addressed
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This is the hardest I've laughed at anything in a long time, and there is absolutely no chance I can explain why to anyone else around me.
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It keeps on surprising me.
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Dr Pepper posted:It keeps on surprising me. Gene Parmesan!
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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian.quote:Faber's father was far less tolerant in his comments.
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