Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




you must grok the borking

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Chard posted:

you must grok the borking

ferk da torky een da hoobler

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

I can't put my finger on it, but this photo is awesome. I don't think is all the penis-shaped objects.

Blind Rasputin posted:

Phew! I successfully have Elsa on bypass.


I can't tell which is weirder: the game, or the fact that you took a photograph of your computer monitor.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


It's the new yard sard.

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011



budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

mister negative
Jun 2, 2004

Salad Prong

:captainpop:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I...

I kinda want to read this.... :smithicide:

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

This picture is my gender.


I actually cackled at this one. Apparently the demons have already gotten to me :ohdear:

Content:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Someone forgot to bring their Pic-a-nic basket lures.

Genpei Turtle
Jul 20, 2007


You can't post this without posting the rest of the series!


HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Genpei Turtle posted:

You can't post this without posting the rest of the series!




By the third one, even the model is like, "really? we're still doing this?"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Picnic Princess posted:

It's the new yard sard.

Did someone say yard sard?!?!









fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

Ozz81 posted:

ferk da torky een da hoobler

Wow. Mods?



e: whoops, wrong thread (mods?)

fishtobaskets has a new favorite as of 15:15 on Aug 27, 2015

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Genpei Turtle posted:

You can't post this without posting the rest of the series!




Wow, Christine is all about those strange inanimate objects..

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Genpei Turtle posted:

You can't post this without posting the rest of the series!




Do you think that girl even knows she's being used for inanimate erotic literature covers?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

New Leaf posted:

Wow, Christine is all about those strange inanimate objects..

You might say she's all about about that tech, bout that tech, not people.

:v:

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

veedubfreak posted:

Do you think that girl even knows she's being used for inanimate erotic literature covers?

Probably, I'd wager the whole thing is pretty self-aware going by the descriptions.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

You might say she's all about about that tech, bout that tech, not people.

:v:

Go to jail.

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

veedubfreak posted:

Do you think that girl even knows she's being used for inanimate erotic literature covers?

Considering she's probably a stock photo model, I don't think it would surprise her.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Once we've exhausted all the possible combinations of content, we can start exploring the final frontier of quality.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

beato posted:

Is there a sexy version yet?

What a silly question
There is one on offer by a company called yandy.com

They specialize in lingerie and such, so I'm unable to link from work, but a quick Google will get you what you need. Some portion of sales is going to World Wildlife Fund

Oh, wait, did you mean a sexy version of the guy who killed the lion?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Yard Sard is my favorite thing. How does that even happen.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

fullroundaction posted:

Yard Sard is my favorite thing. How does that even happen.

On purpose.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
A yale sael however is an earnest attempt by harvard alums to sell the fabled institution.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

fullroundaction posted:

Yard Sard is my favorite thing. How does that even happen.

I think it's pretty much a guy sitting down with the cardboard and paint brush thinking "OK this is it, gotta be careful and spell it out nice and clearly." So he paints the YARD and then below it SA and his brain is on autpilot so it fills in the RD from the line above. I bet if it was all on one line YARD SARD would happen less often.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

so....yes?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Well, they have had a lot of people inside them.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Well, they have had a lot of people inside them.

Stop slut shaming.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Talk about a Grand Slam... :quagmire:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.


Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

A ski mask placed next to pellet rifles?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Mayostard posted:

A ski mask placed next to pellet rifles?

The teller at the bank probably won't notice the difference.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Deteriorata posted:

The teller at the bank probably won't notice the difference.

True, but I was only commenting on that it's not like the store sells them right next to each other naturally.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Precise
thwarf
Bravery?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


FreudianSlippers posted:

Precise
thwarf
Bravery?
I know they often write D's as eths in Japan to distinguish them from O's or zeroes. Seems to me they could just try being more careful writing their D's, but what do I know?

  • Locked thread