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Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

The JLTV looks a bit like a cross between a HMMV and a Hilux.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That seems pretty accurate.

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

hobbesmaster posted:

Just drive around until an A-10 does a practice strafing run on you.

Make sure to fly a Union Jack so they know where to aim.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I grew up near New Orleans NAS and they had an ANG detachment there with a bunch of A-10s. We lived about 50 miles down river from the base and you'd see A-10s doing all kinds of crazy poo poo out over the swamp like lining up on random boats or even flying pretty low down the river itself sometimes. It was pretty cool.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.
So with that contract, doesn't Oshkosh make like every truck the US Military uses now? I wonder if they underbid on this one too, last time I read they were losing money on every FMTV delivery.

Also, considering this contract is worth nearly 60,000 trucks in the end, you can pretty much guarantee AM General and/or Lockheed are going to contest the decision.

Mazz fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Aug 27, 2015

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Hub Cat posted:

Make sure to fly a Union Jack so they know where to aim.

Hah :golfclap: ouch

Back Hack
Jan 17, 2010


Mazz posted:

Also, considering this contract is worth nearly 60,000 trucks in the end, you can pretty much guarantee AM General and/or Lockheed are going to contest the decision.

I'm honestly surprised the contract wasn't awarded to AM General, but I can understand why they gave it to Oshkosh considering the JLTV is very similar to the M-ATV in design.

Fake-edit: Another D&D thread about guns popped up. :suicide:

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
We've finally got a vehicle optimized for area patrolling in a low rent counterinsurgency operation!

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


bewbies posted:

We've finally got a vehicle optimized for area patrolling in a low rent counterinsurgency operation!

Just what we need now that conventional superpower Russia is flexing its muscles

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

simplefish posted:

Just what we need now that conventional superpower Russia is flexing its muscles

img:10 slavs squatting on a burned out humvee

thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005
this thing seems more capable in every way than a HMMV. It should be better at whatever they need it to do in eastern europe.

Execu-speak
Jun 2, 2011

Welcome to the real world hippies!
Russia isn't a super power anymore.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Yeah seriously. This slight uptick in optempo has pushed their air force to the absolute limit of their capabilities. There is no loving way they can handle even a day's worth of combat right now. I imagine their army is no different.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So you're saying they're superior to continental NATO.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Godholio posted:

So you're saying they're superior to continental NATO.

I want to imagine that Hind gun pods are just a cluster of broomsticks.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I'll have you know that Germany's Broomstick Battalions are ready for action 24/7!

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
See also: Libya

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
Reminder that in their war before the not-war in Ukraine the Russians got a "strategic" bomber shot down by either:

a) a bunch of drunk Georgians

or

b) their own forces

Not sure which is worse.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

The latter implies someone in Russia was at least doing their job wrong in a competent fashion.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The 21st century Fulda Gap will be like watching bumfights.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Everyone will just get tired and cranky by noon and go home for naps.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's called a siesta.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
Well, the Europeans will take naps, the Russians will probably be passed out by then

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
The Greek soldiers will go on strike and riot after their pension funds are raided to pay for ammo and maintenance.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The Greeks will just let the Germans do the fighting for them, and then complain about it.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The Germans will help the Greeks tie a battle then tell the Greeks if they don't pay for the German Soldiers, they'll be forced to pillage Greek villages until satisfied.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Germans will crush the Greeks economically until the Greeks elect a modern nazi party to power.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The old "Nazi by proxy" ruse..

In unrelated news one of the CP-140 Aurora aircraft used for arctic sovereignty patrols went face-down rear end-up on an aborted takeoff:



Now is Putin's chance!!

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

I can't wait to have a smellier, hairier Hitler exist in our lifetimes :D

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

right arm posted:

I can't wait to have a smellier, hairier Hitler exist in our lifetimes :D

I don't know if he really would be smellier, the original Hitler after all suffered from "uncontrollable flatulence" according to his medical records.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


What it looks like when you learn you're going to get trained to fly an F-15

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Fake sleeve sleeves.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Scratch Monkey posted:



What it looks like when you learn you're going to get trained to fly an F-15

there is so much douchebag in that picture

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
Not shown: The RPA table, where people are slowly drinking themselves into a stupor.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ArchangeI posted:

Not shown: The RPA table, where people are slowly drinking themselves into a stupor.

Don't worry, the F-15E driver will eventually fly drones too. As well as being thrown in a MC-12W at random because thats a thing that is totally a good idea.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

bitcoin bastard posted:

there is so much douchebag in that picture

Air Force? :shrug:

paradigmblue
Oct 12, 2003
Joint South Korean / US live fire excercises:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQlkpaC5k

Some great shots of F-15s and even some F-4s, which I didn't know were being used anymore.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

F-4s were built until 1981 making some of them newer than some F-15s the USAF has.

right arm
Oct 30, 2011

bitcoin bastard posted:

there is so much douchebag in that picture

This guy hasn't had sex.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

bitcoin bastard posted:

there is so much douchebag in that picture
It's UPT, man. Think of it like a fifth year of college.

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