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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Hardware made me pretty uncomfortable during the fat guy watching sex scene

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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

precision posted:

Hardware made me pretty uncomfortable during the fat guy watching sex scene

I have had that drat song he sings stuck in my head since I watched it. Dude's gross though, and it's kind of amusing that he gets it ten times worse than everyone else for no apparent reason.

I looked up some stuff about the movie and originally the robot was supposed to grab the kid and torture him to death to draw the lady to it, but they ran out of money so they just had the kid get shot in the head since it was cheap and simple. I'm guessing all those shots of the robot mutilating his body are left overs from that sequence that they managed to complete.



EDIT: Sorry didn't even think about it.

girth brooks part 2 fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Aug 28, 2015

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

girth brooks part 2 posted:

I have had that drat song he sings stuck

I'd appreciate some spoilers brosef

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

coyo7e posted:

you ought to get together with my roommate that I kicked out. He also watched a ton of 60s-70s horror films and didn't wash regularly, in between literally blowing up my speakers playing Grateful Dead cover bands while I was at work. perhaps you have a different definition of "exploitation film" than I do
I don't know what this boring anecdote has to do with the films you're attempting to discuss.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

coyo7e posted:

you ought to get together with my roommate that I kicked out. He also watched a ton of 60s-70s horror films and didn't wash regularly, in between literally blowing up my speakers playing Grateful Dead cover bands while I was at work. perhaps you have a different definition of "exploitation film" than I do

edit: IMDB reviews include "wasn't there a scene where a zombie grabbed a woman's err umm uhh-boob?" and "every woman in this movie was beautiful... except" no sexualization going on at all in this otherwise boring-as-gently caress film yup

You're not doing great

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

coyo7e posted:

ahh yes i see. because societal trends and opinions about what is decent versus what is indecent have not changed at all in the last 40 or 50 years
I guess I think if you're looking at a couple of fully dressed women who are not doing anything remotely sexual and you're thinking `pornography' then maybe it has more to do with you than the material. And I posted the screenshots so people can see the material we're discussing and come to their own conclusions.

And I mean when you watch a '70s Spanish horror flick you're pretty likely to see a lot of boobs and luxuriant '70s bush and the occasional floppy dick and lesbians, lesbians, lesbians. So if you're trying to imply that the genre, or film in general, was so prudish that a couple of not even immodestly dressed women was so scandalous that it would have been considered `indecent' at the time...I don't even know. It's just completely out of touch with the material. Tombs of the Blind Dead isn't pornographic by today's standards---and for gently caress's sake don't watch It Follows (2014) if the amount of skin in Tombs scandalises you---and it sure as gently caress wasn't pornographic by the standards of 1972 Spain---and don't watch She Killed in Ecstasy (1971) or The Blood Spattered Bride (1972) if you think so. Everyone else watch them though, because they own (especially The Blood Spattered Bride, which is a top-tier entry in the crowded Spanish lesbian vampire genre).

Like I said, if you don't like the film you don't like the film. I disagree, but whatever. But comparing it to softcore pornography because of the way the protagonists are dressed is just weird, both just looking at the film by itself and by looking at the film in context of the genre that produced it.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay so I'm three episodes into Sword Art Online and does this show ever become about anything other than its protagonist's vaguely defined sense of guilt?

Like so far there's been no real development of the story, no development of other characters (they keep disappearing between episodes), not much about the setting, the plot seems to jump over various things without explanation... it's like they have a good enough premise but no idea what the Hell to do with it.

Maybe they're just going for a very episodic approach but it seems like a waste to go through half an hour's worth of setup for a unique premise for yet another "wandering swordsman" show.

Edit: And Episode 4 is where they start having scenes of a little girl in her underwear and she reminds the hero of his sister. Yeah this ain't going anywhere good.

Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Aug 28, 2015

Blisster
Mar 10, 2010

What you are listening to are musicians performing psychedelic music under the influence of a mind altering chemical called...

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There is simply nothing quite like Hardware.

I loved Hardware (I'm a sucker for anything cyberpunk) and I've been looking for movies that are similar. I just watched Nemesis, which is 90s cyberpunk action film. Atrocious acting and plot, but it's pretty entertaining as a b-movie. At one point the hero spins in a circle while shooting at the floor and escapes through 4 stories of a building that way. Also includes the line "You were a lovely cyborg." It has 3 sequels, and they're all on YouTube.

It's not even close to as good as Hardware but there's some fun moments.

Actually if anyone has suggestions for good cyberpunk or dystopic future films let me know. I've been binge re-reading William Gibson novels recently and am looking for more.

Edit: I don't have much to add to the discussion on Lost Souls other than that it's definitely worth a watch. It's pretty crazy how off the rails a production can go. If you liked Jodorowsky's Dune you'll like this.

Blisster fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Aug 28, 2015

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Blue Ruin is still as wonderful as the first time I watched it. It's one of my favorite movies of 2014, which is pretty high praise considering what a good year it was for movies. It's a beautiful, low budget revenge movie that plays with a lot of the tropes of traditional revenge movies. The main character isn't some super spy Liam Neeson type, he's just a normal dude who tries to take revenge on the man who killed his parents, and he fails constantly in ways you would never see in you usual revenge flick.

It's low budget, but it's still beautifully shot, and the acting is superb with a couple exceptions. The lead actor in particular gives a wonderful performance, Macon Blair I believe his name was. One movie I would compare it to is No Country for Old Men, which has a similar tone and scope, and the action is similar as well in that tense, slow burn kind of way. Not everyone will love it, but I still think everyone should give it a watch at least once.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay so I'm three episodes into Sword Art Online and does this show ever become about anything other than its protagonist's vaguely defined sense of guilt?

Like so far there's been no real development of the story, no development of other characters (they keep disappearing between episodes), not much about the setting, the plot seems to jump over various things without explanation... it's like they have a good enough premise but no idea what the Hell to do with it.

Maybe they're just going for a very episodic approach but it seems like a waste to go through half an hour's worth of setup for a unique premise for yet another "wandering swordsman" show.

Edit: And Episode 4 is where they start having scenes of a little girl in her underwear and she reminds the hero of his sister. Yeah this ain't going anywhere good.

Yeah, the first episode seemed mildly interesting but it ended kinda poorly for me. Also I looked up the synopsis and it just didn't look good at all.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
White God showed up on Netflix last night.

I enjoyed it, and the work they did with the dogs was obviously impressive, but I feel like it was a missed opportunity. With all that effort put into having all those dogs on screen, and with how unique it is to have a non-animated/celebrity voiced dog as the main character, this could have been THE movie for dog lovers. Like, 30 minutes in I'm thinking this will be a great film to recommend to my parents, who are dog lovers. That all went out the window with the dog fighting scenes, throat ripping scenes, and dogs getting shot in the street scenes.

I get why that stuff is in the movie and it really is a unique film, there's nothing else like it. I think with a different tone it could have been the best "dog movie" ever though.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
The Blood Spattered Bride, while not a great movie, is an incredibly watchable movie. The whole thing feels like a fevered dream.

There's another movie on Netflix in the same vein, which is just as watchable, called Virgin Witch. While the name implies lots of sex, a large plot point is for the characters to maintain their virginity. There's a nudity, sure, but it's a weird story of a girl who goes to a modeling shoot only to find out it's a cover for a coven/cult to recruit a virgin for it's ceremony. Things don't go as planned, of course.

Edit: I'm not sure, but I think it's a French horror movie?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Basebf555 posted:

White God showed up on Netflix last night.

I enjoyed it, and the work they did with the dogs was obviously impressive, but I feel like it was a missed opportunity. With all that effort put into having all those dogs on screen, and with how unique it is to have a non-animated/celebrity voiced dog as the main character, this could have been THE movie for dog lovers. Like, 30 minutes in I'm thinking this will be a great film to recommend to my parents, who are dog lovers. That all went out the window with the dog fighting scenes, throat ripping scenes, and dogs getting shot in the street scenes.

I get why that stuff is in the movie and it really is a unique film, there's nothing else like it. I think with a different tone it could have been the best "dog movie" ever though.

Are you really just sitting around waiting for the ultimate family dog movie?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

The_Rob posted:

Are you really just sitting around waiting for the ultimate family dog movie?

No but in the first third of White God I saw the potential for it. That dog is so fun to watch and there's a real story being told there without any stupid human dialogue ala Homeward Bound. It'd be a really cool movie to be able to show kids. Oh well.

Its not a great movie for dog lovers of any age because of the disturbing scenes I mentioned.

Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 28, 2015

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


computer parts posted:

Yeah, the first episode seemed mildly interesting but it ended kinda poorly for me. Also I looked up the synopsis and it just didn't look good at all.

I tossed in the towel when a couple of kids adopted a A.I. fairy as their child.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The_Rob posted:

Are you really just sitting around waiting for the ultimate family dog movie?

Somebody's got to do it.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

The_Rob posted:

Are you really just sitting around waiting for the ultimate family dog movie?

Aren't we all?

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

The_Rob posted:

Are you really just sitting around waiting for the ultimate family dog movie?

I thought that was Marley and Me. :troll:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Dog movies are weird. They can be incredibly profitable, critics can praise it, people will name their pets after the movie, and then they're quickly forgotten.

Does anyone actually remember My Dog Skip? Does anyone remember it was young Frankie Munez and Kevin Bacon? Or how popular Jack Russells became?

No. You probably don't.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I remember the dog movies that were made when I was a kid. White Fang, Homeward Bound, and Turner & Hooch being the most memorable.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Anyone watch any of Narcos yet? I have work today but I plan on checking it out after. I'm just happy Pedro Pascal is getting work, quality of the show notwithstanding.

GonSmithe fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Aug 28, 2015

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

GonSmithe posted:

Anyone watch any of Narcos yet? I have work today it I plan on checking it out after. I'm just happy Pedro Pascal is getting work, quality of the show notwithstanding.

I'm definitely gonna crack a beer and watch it after work.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

GonSmithe posted:

Anyone watch any of Narcos yet? I have work today but I plan on checking it out after. I'm just happy Pedro Pascal is getting work, quality of the show notwithstanding.

It's very good. I'm on episode 4 and it's a bit slower than the trailers implied, but also much more informative and interesting.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Good to see Padhila is still scratching that procedural itch.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I no longer trust my mother because she took me to see Turner and Hooch when I was 5. I cried for like 3 days.

Now she CLAIMS she didn't know that the dog dies. I wish I could trust her, but she is an evil liar.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Isn't there a rule for a dog movie to be good, the dog has to die? Even if it's by old age.

There's always this bizarre website:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

For some reason they don't mention a dog dying in An American Werewolf in London...

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

He's always been a little rich rear end enfant terrible, the bad boy of trust funds and all that.

I agree. Never liked him at all.

My favourite food thing on Netflix is chefs table. Would like more.

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

GonSmithe posted:

Anyone watch any of Narcos yet? I have work today but I plan on checking it out after. I'm just happy Pedro Pascal is getting work, quality of the show notwithstanding.
I just started watching the second season of Bojack Horseman, and I haven't gotten around to Bloodlines yet. It feels like a new "Netflix Original Series" drops every two weeks now.

Cocoa Ninja
Mar 3, 2007

kuddles posted:

I just started watching the second season of Bojack Horseman, and I haven't gotten around to Bloodlines yet. It feels like a new "Netflix Original Series" drops every two weeks now.

Right?? loving no advertising. I just saw a single banner ad today. I have to think they're playing some brilliant advertising move to NOT spend money and worry less about building buzz before every show and getting a following.

They'll just let people find this mysterious back catalogue they have to recommend to their friends. And honestly it's the way I watch TV as well.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

kuddles posted:

I just started watching the second season of Bojack Horseman, and I haven't gotten around to Bloodlines yet. It feels like a new "Netflix Original Series" drops every two weeks now.

Bloodlines is amazing (except for the last 10 minutes). Slow burn show that was right in my wheelhouse. Those aforementioned final 10 minutes aside, I'd give it an A+

e: Given your avatar, I feel like you'd really enjoy it as well.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

regulargonzalez posted:

Bloodlines is amazing (except for the last 10 minutes). Slow burn show that was right in my wheelhouse. Those aforementioned final 10 minutes aside, I'd give it an A+

Why what happens

kuddles
Jul 16, 2006

Like a fist wrapped in blood...

regulargonzalez posted:

Bloodlines is amazing (except for the last 10 minutes). Slow burn show that was right in my wheelhouse. Those aforementioned final 10 minutes aside, I'd give it an A+

e: Given your avatar, I feel like you'd really enjoy it as well.
Oh, I'm going to get to it because I adored Damages. Just haven't gotten around to it yet.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Jenny Angel posted:

Why what happens

As vague as possible: A silly twist and obvious, strained hook for a second season.

Turambar
Feb 20, 2001

A Túrin Turambar turun ambartanen
Grimey Drawer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just got added... can it be as bad as you think it is? Only one way to find out!

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Basebf555 posted:

White God showed up on Netflix last night.

I enjoyed it, and the work they did with the dogs was obviously impressive, but I feel like it was a missed opportunity. With all that effort put into having all those dogs on screen, and with how unique it is to have a non-animated/celebrity voiced dog as the main character, this could have been THE movie for dog lovers. Like, 30 minutes in I'm thinking this will be a great film to recommend to my parents, who are dog lovers. That all went out the window with the dog fighting scenes, throat ripping scenes, and dogs getting shot in the street scenes.

I get why that stuff is in the movie and it really is a unique film, there's nothing else like it. I think with a different tone it could have been the best "dog movie" ever though.

I was really looking forward to it because "Homeward Bound only as a Hungarian art film" is an incredible elevator pitch, but unfortunately the concept is the best thing about it.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

regulargonzalez posted:

Bloodlines is amazing (except for the last 10 minutes). Slow burn show that was right in my wheelhouse. Those aforementioned final 10 minutes aside, I'd give it an A+
I'd give it a C+ to a B- depending on how charitable I'm feeling. Some stuff really works (poor Danny :() but I felt it was a bit too drawn out. I agree that the last 10 minutes were unbelievably lame and it put off any notion of bothering with the second season for me.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
I finally watched Nightcrawler. I enjoyed it, but don't have much to add that hasn't been said. It's a very effective movie. During the climax I caught myself thinking, "You're not filming guy. You're missing it!" followed immediately by , "Why the heck am I cheering this on?"

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Seeking a Friend for the End of the World was pretty meh. If anyone is on the fence I'd say it's pretty skippable.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

what should I watch then? Just finished War. It was pretty sweet, the ending was pretty lame though.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I watched the first episode of Narcos and it was pretty dope and good

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