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Next on Crazy Customer Requests: trying to add a topping to a pizza.quote:A Sprinkle Of Stupidity
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:38 |
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Couldn't they just pay for the additional topping?
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:48 |
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Comment on an NPR article about Carly Rae Jepsen and guilty pleasures:
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:17 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Comment on an NPR article about Carly Rae Jepsen and guilty pleasures: What? Did this band perform Folsom prison blues as a rap? Why does this guy think the story makes any sense. Also if he's saying Johnny Cash is harder than any rappers, than... I don't know.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:28 |
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I like that the revealing clothes are a halter top and a dress that dips in the back. Long underwear for everyone!
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:29 |
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Hoover Dam posted:No miners So women are an industrial commodity whose value has been artifically inflated for generations by international cartels? Sounds about right. (And getting them uncovered involves years of painstaking removal or a quick bit of detonation with long-lasting environmental havoc. Yep, sounds about right.)
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:35 |
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queserasera posted:So women are an industrial commodity whose value has been artifically inflated for generations by international cartels? Sounds about right. And if you're buying on the open market, you're supporting slavery in the 3rd world.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:37 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:What? Did this band perform Folsom prison blues as a rap? Why does this guy think the story makes any sense. To be fair, some old country and folk stuff is brutal. I read somewhere that rappers in the nineties would include bits of "Knoxville Girl" in mixtapes as a way of saying "hey look, horrifically violent music has been around forever, don't get your panties in a twist". Murder ballads own. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Crow Jane posted:To be fair, some old country and folk stuff is brutal. I read somewhere that rappers in the nineties would include bits of "Knoxville Stagger Lee
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:52 |
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EmmyOk posted:Stagger Lee Nick Cave's version is my very favorite song to listen to on my way to work. Something about hearing the word motherfucker that many times just gets me ready for my day.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:03 |
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Hoover Dam posted:No miners I'm not sure that "Hey baby, could I mine you professionally?" is a great chat-up line.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:16 |
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I like putting it on as the last song at a house party when everyone is far too drunk and miming the filthy bass line. I like Henry Lee and Wild Roses a lot too. Let Love In and Murder Ballads are two perfect albums.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:17 |
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EmmyOk posted:I like putting it on as the last song at a house party when everyone is far too drunk and miming the filthy bass line. I like Henry Lee and Wild Roses a lot too. Let Love In and Murder Ballads are two perfect albums. Here's a b-side from the Murder Ballads era to throw into the mix. It's one of my favorites, if you don't have the b-sides comp I strongly, strongly recommend it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrjmcyaBYoY
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:22 |
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Crow Jane posted:Here's a b-side from the Murder Ballads era to throw into the mix. It's one of my favorites, if you don't have the b-sides comp I strongly, strongly recommend it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 19:43 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Comment on an NPR article about Carly Rae Jepsen and guilty pleasures: LOL Nobody cares about your DadRock band, dad
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 21:44 |
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Crow Jane posted:Here's a b-side from the Murder Ballads era to throw into the mix. It's one of my favorites, if you don't have the b-sides comp I strongly, strongly recommend it. If you have Amazon prime, The Boatman's call, The Firstborn is dead, the remaster of From Her to Eternity, The Good Son, Henry's Dream, Let Love In, Murder Ballads, No More Shall We Part, Tender Prey, and Your Funeral...My Trial, along with a few other scattered songs, are all available for download/streaming through the Amazon Music app. It's all pre-2000 albums, but I like those the best.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 05:51 |
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Here's a goldmine of murder ballads: http://www.murderbygaslight.com/
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 09:07 |
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kizudarake posted:If you have Amazon prime, The Boatman's call, The Firstborn is dead, the remaster of From Her to Eternity, The Good Son, Henry's Dream, Let Love In, Murder Ballads, No More Shall We Part, Tender Prey, and Your Funeral...My Trial, along with a few other scattered songs, are all available for download/streaming through the Amazon Music app. It's all pre-2000 albums, but I like those the best. The good son was one of the first albums I bought. Murder ballads was the last ever cassette I bought. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 12:23 on Aug 29, 2015 |
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Tunicate posted:Next on Crazy Customer Requests: trying to add a topping to a pizza. Hahaha, those crazy customers! Requesting an extra topping on a pizza! What will they do next? Also Nick Cave is the best and one of the three examples I first think of when trying to justify that Australia has some artistic output worth mentioning (the other two examples are TISM and Mad Max). My godmother introduced me to his music and Terry Pratchett as a troubled youth. She was great.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 13:21 |
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ElGroucho posted:LOL My favorite thing about these things is how they always act like rap is STILL some entirely new, emerging, shallow genre that only the youngins are into. Even by very conservative standards it's been around since the 80s. Plus that particular stdh requires the "kid" to ask "which rapper" wrote the piece, when nobody talks like that.
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Tunicate posted:Next on Crazy Customer Requests: trying to add a topping to a pizza. Last I checked, bacon is a topping that always comes on a pizza that's "all the meats" or "meat lovers" or whatever. This story makes no god drat sense.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 16:35 |
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EZipperelli posted:Last I checked, bacon is a topping that always comes on a pizza that's "all the meats" or "meat lovers" or whatever. This story makes no god drat sense. Sometimes they don't put "premium" meats on specialty meat pizzas, or if they added bacon as a topping after the all-meat pizza was established they might leave it off. I worked at a pizza place in high school, and when we added chicken to the menu (that was tasty as hell) we didn't add it to the all meat specialty pizza. OTOH:
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 17:12 |
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I can't even tell if this is supposed to be parody or not
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:02 |
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kizudarake posted:If you have Amazon prime, The Boatman's call, The Firstborn is dead, the remaster of From Her to Eternity, The Good Son, Henry's Dream, Let Love In, Murder Ballads, No More Shall We Part, Tender Prey, and Your Funeral...My Trial, along with a few other scattered songs, are all available for download/streaming through the Amazon Music app. It's all pre-2000 albums, but I like those the best. Last I checked, Prime also has 20000 Days on Earth, which is sort of a pseudo-documentary about Cave, and is a really well-done movie whether or not you're a fan. Khazar-khum posted:Here's a goldmine of murder ballads: Thank you for this, I hadn't seen it before. Bookmarked. CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
Maybe you can count Warren Ellis as well, if you can separate him from Nick. He's amazing on his own, and Dirty Three are fantastic chill out music.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:56 |
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Tetracube posted:
I hope it was real and that you could hear the man using symbols and numericals out loud.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:06 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I hope it was real and that you could hear the man using symbols and numericals out loud. He spelled it out like YMCA Tetracube posted:
This has probably been asked/answered before, but would/do MRAs hate gay guys? I mean, they're avoiding the worst part of
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:30 |
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Postal Parcel posted:He spelled it out like YMCA It depends. Some may feel paranoid, like gays are gonna get them and make them gay/are contributing to the "pussification" of society by being effeminate. That has more to do with traditional gender roles than actual sexuality though. Alternatively there's probably some that are so far down the rabbit hole, they believe uptight bitches are the reason why men BECOME gay in the first place.
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# ? Aug 29, 2015 21:35 |
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Postal Parcel posted:He spelled it out like YMCA
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Tetracube posted:
"And then the teacher and everyone else got charged with assault, The End."
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 01:58 |
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sweeperbravo posted:It depends. Some may feel paranoid, like gays are gonna get them and make them gay/are contributing to the "pussification" of society by being effeminate. That has more to do with traditional gender roles than actual sexuality though. Alternatively there's probably some that are so far down the rabbit hole, they believe uptight bitches are the reason why men BECOME gay in the first place. This, as well as the occasional closeted gay/bi guy who insists that they're only attracted to women because those uptight bitches ruined women for them so much that the only logical conclusion was to start sleeping with men instead. I knew a couple of guys like that, in fact. They're now quite happily out and feminist allies as they realised most of the things that MRAs see as legit problems are answered much more effectively with feminism instead (mothers being preferred for child custody, male victims of domestic abuse or rape being ignored, etc).
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 02:20 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Comment on an NPR article about Carly Rae Jepsen and guilty pleasures: Incredible.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 02:43 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
My favorite cave song is red right hand i love the wierd nick cage esq dance he does in the video but the ballad of robert moore and betty coltrane is a close second. although can austrailia count him when he did most of his work in germany or britain?
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snergle posted:My favorite cave song is red right hand i love the wierd nick cage esq dance he does in the video but the ballad of robert moore and betty coltrane is a close second. although can austrailia count him when he did most of his work in germany or britain? He's as Australian or more Australian than ACDC, Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, Split Enz/Crowded House, and pavlovas, all of which Australians consider incredibly Australian until they do things we don't like, in which case they are filthy Scots/Yanks/Kiwis.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:43 |
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I'm sure there's a thread in a subforum for discussing your favorite songs.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:49 |
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poo poo That Didn't Happen: anyone with ears disliking Nick Cave
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:54 |
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quote:For the past 6 months, my best friend has maintained an Excel doc on his laptop to keep track of every time he masturbated. He did this at the insistence of his girlfriend.
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:04 |
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Right, because that makes sense. Girlfriend is mad at boyfriend for maturating, so instead of sitting down and having a conversation about sexuality, she forces him to log in detail every single time he jerks it. And he agrees / doesn't falsify the log because ?????
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# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:36 |
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God drat, the Reddit comments on this depress me. I want to think there's some kind of meta-irony going on in there... But it's Reddit, so most of them are probably True Believers.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Right, because that makes sense. Girlfriend is mad at boyfriend for maturating, so instead of sitting down and having a conversation about sexuality, she forces him to log in detail every single time he jerks it. And he agrees / doesn't falsify the log because ????? Plus of course who wouldn't share with all their friends that he got caught beating off in the kitchen and his girlfriend makes him keep a masturbation log? e: flosofl posted:God drat, the Reddit comments on this depress me. I want to think there's some kind of meta-irony going on in there... But it's Reddit, so most of them are probably True Believers. What depresses me more is when they praise the writer's lovely style as Pulitzer Prize worthy prose. Don't know if they did for this one because I couldn't be bothered to wade through the comments... it's usually a low reward, high risk (of idiocy) situation. ibntumart has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Aug 30, 2015 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Right, because that makes sense. Girlfriend is mad at boyfriend for maturating, so instead of sitting down and having a conversation about sexuality, she forces him to log in detail every single time he jerks it. And he agrees / doesn't falsify the log because ????? Everything Redditors know about women they learned from 90s sitcoms. They genuinely think every woman is that vindictive, obsessive, and irrational.
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