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Aug 24, 2015 04:50
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Muslims should be deported because they are pagans and because they are killing us. Pagans, and especially Muslims, should not enjoy any rights because they should not be here. God wants the US to remain a Christian nation.
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Aug 24, 2015 05:05
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Volume posted:Muslims should be deported because they are pagans and because they are killing us. Pagans, and especially Muslims, should not enjoy any rights because they should not be here. God wants the US to remain a Christian nation. this but unshitpostily
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Aug 24, 2015 05:07
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The fact that you are asking for secular evidence shows that you have been taken in by the Darwinist lies. If you were a true Christian, you would trust in the Bible by faith and not ask demonic questions that will drat you to hell. Repent, fake Christian. Lukewarm and fake Christians burn in hell, and I am warning you as a brother in Christ to avoid damnation.
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Aug 24, 2015 05:08
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Volume posted:Pagans, and especially Muslims, should not enjoy any rights because they should not be here. God wants the US to remain a Christian nation. policy works for israel
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Aug 24, 2015 05:09
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BRANDON, MS (Mississippi News Now) - The Brandon High School Band did not perform at halftime during the season-opening game Friday night. A statement from the Rankin County School District says a July federal court order is the reason the band was banned from Friday night's halftime show. The band had been slated to perform the hymn "How Great Thou Art." The district made the decision to ban the halftime show after learning the hymn was included in the performance. "It bothers me because you look at the schools and all of the school shootings and all the bad things that are happening, and wonder why. It's because we're allowing evil to step in," parent Kimberly Moore said.
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Aug 24, 2015 05:23
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Ok, I finally have the time to post here again. I was raised apostolic pentecostal which meant some of the follow: No TV No going to the Theater No pants for women No beards or mustaches for men Jesus needs a lot of money for a new church, all the loving time, even if you just built one a year ago If you're sick, pray, and if you happen to die, it was god's will Act like everyone you meet is a giant loving sinner that needs jesus and not worthy of your time, even though somewhere in the loving bible it says differently Praying to jesus will change the weather for YOU, just because YOU loving ask and YOU are a special snowflake and the prayers of everyone else in your church, that counter yours, must not have been good enough to counter your spell EDIT: loving forgot! If your garden is doing well, it's not because you watered your plants and took care of them! NOOOO! gently caress that, jesus made that poo poo grow JUST FOR YOU. Even though your sinner neighbors ended up with the same quality of harvest. old wooden ships fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Aug 24, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 05:30
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Aug 24, 2015 05:51
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Commie NedFlanders posted:this sounds like a child who hates his parents for making him clean his room and not letting him stay up all night Unlike mortal parents, an omnipotent God could make ice cream that not only doesn't make you sick no matter how much you eat, but also improves your health. A better analogy would be parents who catch their child smoking a cigarette and force him to smoke the whole pack. (There's other ways to keep your kid from smoking that don't put him at risk for nicotine poisoning!)
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Aug 24, 2015 08:58
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Pththya-lyi posted:Unlike mortal parents, an omnipotent God could make ice cream that not only doesn't make you sick no matter how much you eat, but also improves your health. A better analogy would be parents who catch their child smoking a cigarette and force him to smoke the whole pack. (There's other ways to keep your kid from smoking that don't put him at risk for nicotine poisoning!) We're talking the same deity who couldn't come up with a way to not drat the whole of humanity without incarnating and dying in one of the worst ways we've ever invented, so I'd say "alien mindset" is an understatement.
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Aug 24, 2015 14:36
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The Old Paths I liked the old paths when Moms stayed home And dads went at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay but hard work did, And people knew the difference. Moms could cook, dads would work and children would behave. Husbands were loving, wives were supportive, And children were polite. Women wore the jewelry, and Men wore the pants. Women looked like ladies, and men looked like gentlemen; And children looked decent. People loved the truth and hated a lie, They came to church to get IN not to get OUT! Hymns sounded Godly, Sermons sounded helpful; Rejoicing sounded normal, and crying sounded sincere. Cursing was wicked and drugs were for illness. The flag was honored, America was beautiful And God was welcome! We read the Bible in public, prayed in school And preached from house to house. To be called an American was worth dying for, To be called a Christian was worth living for, To be called a traitor was a shame! Preachers preached because they had a message, And Christians rejoiced because they had the VICTORY! Preachers preached from the Bible, Singers sang from the heart and sinners turned to the Lord to be SAVED! A new birth meant a new life, Salvation meant a changed life, Trusting Christ gave us eternal life. Laws were based on the Bible, homes read the Bible And churches taught the Bible. God was worshiped, Christ was exalted And the Holy Spirit was respected. Church was where you found Christians On the Lord's day, rather than in the garden, On the creek bank, on the golf course, Or being entertained somewhere else. I still like the old paths the best!
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Aug 25, 2015 03:03
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Volume posted:The Old Paths "And then I woke up and realized the world was never that great, actually. Also, I am a straight, white male."
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Aug 25, 2015 15:59
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Here is perhaps the most important things to know about fear: it is not just a physiological response to circumstances. Fear is also a spiritual phenomenon, inflicted upon you by the devil. God built a “flight-or-fight” mechanism into you for your protection. The rush of adrenaline known as a “panic attack” will also, in the face of real danger, give you an instant boost of strength. But Satan and his demons, as they always do, have taken God’s gift and have corrupted it by using it against you. They do it by planting thoughts into your mind, thoughts of impending disaster and doom. They are behind all of those “what if” questions that tie you in knots of fear. That fear is caused by the devil! Paul wrote: Our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but… against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” (Ephesians 6:12) The “voice” you “hear” in your thoughts sounds like your “voice”. But often, it isn’t. It may be the voice of a demon, impersonating you by “whispering” thoughts into your mind. In this way, demons are able to trick you into believing their lies.
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Aug 26, 2015 00:01
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Aug 26, 2015 05:19
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Commie NedFlanders posted:this sounds like a child who hates his parents for making him clean his room and not letting him stay up all night totally agree, my parents grounded me after they caught me masturbating once, and it taught me a lot still grounded 14 years later, the sentence was eternity but it has taught me so much
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Aug 26, 2015 06:17
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I liked the quote about the kosher laws being important because shellfish has cholesterol and god is looking out for your diet. Eat all the eggs you want though!
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Aug 26, 2015 06:24
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quote:Why do liberals, communists, and Muslims work so hard to spread their evil ? haha it parsed all those links just fine, thanks radium!
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Aug 26, 2015 16:42
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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 That's my grand-dad, James Earl Ray in the middle front row. Third from pastor Charlie Brown. Straight up rebel!
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Aug 26, 2015 16:51
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An unknown hypothetical cannot justify anything. And so when someone says, “Perhaps in the future, some other worldview besides Christianity will allow for the possibility of knowledge,” one possible reply would be: “Then in the future, that worldview could be considered rational. But right now, only Christianity can justify knowledge.” Of course, no such worldview will be discovered in the future. But my point is that appealing to the unknown can never justify a positive belief. It’s irrational to say, “I have a great reason to believe in space-aliens, and that reason is this: someday in the future, somebody might find some evidence of them.” Present (true) beliefs must be justified by present reasons if they are to be considered knowledge.
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Aug 28, 2015 05:48
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You guys are acting like the rapists who blame the victims for the crimes. If you don't stand up for the righteous principles, you'd never know the pain of being bullied by oppressors because you are on the villain's side. This filthy era is in much sympathy for those who openly practice immorality and infanticide. How easy it is for you to bully the Christians.
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Aug 28, 2015 05:50
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There is no “religious test for office” written in the Christian Amendment, meaning Jews, Muslims, Atheists may run for and hold public office. One would hope and pray the public would have enough grace, and respect for Jesus to elect Christians, as the first U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Jay advocated so that God may bless America. As King Jesus is allowed into government and in the public schools according to one's conscience, God's Mercy and Grace and His Wisdom will return again for America's leaders.
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Aug 28, 2015 05:52
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Aug 28, 2015 17:34
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Aug 28, 2015 18:10
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That tip will last beyond death.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:23
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During a recent “Receiving A Prophet’s Reward” special, conservative televangelist Rod Parsley shared the story of a woman who was informed by her doctors that her baby would be born with “more tumors in its brain than the doctors could even count.” However, by “sowing a seed” — giving an envelope of money to Parsley during a church service — Parsley reports that “she gave birth to a baby perfectly normal, not a single tumor anywhere to be found.”
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Aug 29, 2015 23:21
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Volume posted:During a recent “Receiving A Prophet’s Reward” special, conservative televangelist Rod Parsley shared the story of a woman who was informed by her doctors that her baby would be born with “more tumors in its brain than the doctors could even count.” I think it's in a recent Thunderf00t video, could be wrong, where a woman televangelist says how she and her family were in a private jet when she was a kid, and a twister started to form off in the distance and started to grow down to the ground. But before it could hit, her brother pointed a finger at it and shouted 'begone in the name of Jesus' and the funnel went straight up into the cloud and disappeared. And the worst thing was about he clip was the round of applause she got from it by the idiots in the crowd.
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Aug 29, 2015 23:35
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happyhippy posted:I think it's in a recent Thunderf00t video, could be wrong, where a woman televangelist says how she and her family were in a private jet when she was a kid, and a twister started to form off in the distance and started to grow down to the ground. i can see why that makes you mad
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Aug 29, 2015 23:43
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Volume posted:During a recent “Receiving A Prophet’s Reward” special, conservative televangelist Rod Parsley shared the story of a woman who was informed by her doctors that her baby would be born with “more tumors in its brain than the doctors could even count.” Jesus loves you
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Aug 29, 2015 23:45
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Aug 29, 2015 23:46
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Jesus loves you too
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Aug 29, 2015 23:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Jesus loves you too i dont deserve it, but yes i know
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Aug 29, 2015 23:59
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I think I might love Jesus
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Aug 30, 2015 00:01
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Jesus will only love you for $19.95. Cheaper than the usual whores.
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Aug 30, 2015 00:10
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Commie NedFlanders posted:i dont deserve it, but yes i know 
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Aug 30, 2015 00:15
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happyhippy posted:Jesus will only love you for $19.95. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmzIKX4xNyM
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Aug 30, 2015 00:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Jesus loves you Jesus' not real.
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Aug 30, 2015 01:46
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Kanthulhu posted:Jesus' not real. he still loves a retard like you
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Aug 30, 2015 01:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he still loves a retard like you Santa asked me to tell you you have been a naughty boy. Better watch out.
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Aug 30, 2015 01:53
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Kanthulhu posted:Santa asked me to tell you you have been a naughty boy. Better watch out. no worries. Santana is my friend
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