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DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

# ? Aug 30, 2015 03:56

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:58

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

NotAnArtist posted:

Assuming that's sour cream and not whipped cream it's probably pretty tasty, just goddamn awful for you. But then again I don't remember ever seeing sour cream that came out of a aerosol can

# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:10

Minarchist: Mar 5, 2009; by WE B Bourgeois

Aesop Poprock posted:

Assuming that's sour cream and not whipped cream it's probably pretty tasty, just goddamn awful for you. But then again I don't remember ever seeing sour cream that came out of a aerosol can

Maybe cream cheese? Still would collapse and die an hour or so later

# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:18

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

RareAcumen posted:

Why on two fronts 1) Why does this exist 2) Why is it used in food

A little bit of mental priming is the difference between delicious tangyness and bile.

If you ever want to turn an enemy off hard cheese, get some decent hard cheese (the cardboard and salt delivery system of Kraft parmesan might work but ideally you got some real hard cheese). Blindfold your enemy and let them know you've got some bile for them to smell, maybe make some hurling sound effects to really sell it. Make sure they get a good whiff and are gagging before the blindfold comes off and they realise it's been delicious cheese and not bile this whole time. Now they can never have hard cheese without thinking it's bile.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:41

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

I want to love Mexican baked goods but every single one I have tried looks amazing but tastes like a dry brick of flour. The same goes for most Central American countries. So so dry.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:46

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

zedprime posted:

A little bit of mental priming is the difference between delicious tangyness and bile.

If you ever want to turn an enemy off hard cheese, get some decent hard cheese (the cardboard and salt delivery system of Kraft parmesan might work but ideally you got some real hard cheese). Blindfold your enemy and let them know you've got some bile for them to smell, maybe make some hurling sound effects to really sell it. Make sure they get a good whiff and are gagging before the blindfold comes off and they realise it's been delicious cheese and not bile this whole time. Now they can never have hard cheese without thinking it's bile.

This is a pretty open-minded enemy to allow you to blindfold them and force them to smell bile

# ? Aug 30, 2015 04:54

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

This is a pretty open-minded enemy to allow you to blindfold them and force them to smell bile

What, you don't have a sibling to torment?

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:06

Planet Piss: Dec 18, 2006; hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:20

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Planet Piss posted:

Oh lord

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:24

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Planet Piss posted:

This is so insane, so awful, so immensely retarded, that I just need to do a report on this. I must. If this really exists, I am going to track down, eat, and barf up these, and then write about the experience.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:39

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Planet Piss posted:

I ate a hash brown double down for this thread but you couldn't get me to touch that poo poo with a ten foot pole.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:54

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Planet Piss posted:

Food has gone too far.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 05:57

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

This is so insane, so awful, so immensely retarded, that I just need to do a report on this. I must. If this really exists, I am going to track down, eat, and barf up these, and then write about the experience.

It's Canadian I guess? This is a horrible thing my country has done.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:11

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Arivia posted:

It's Canadian I guess? This is a horrible thing my country has done.

If I can't find it here in Wisconsin of all places (in which case, why the gently caress not, goddammit), I may have to enlist the help of a canadian goon to enable my terrible decisions.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:13

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

If I can't find it here in Wisconsin of all places (in which case, why the gently caress not, goddammit), I may have to enlist the help of a canadian goon to enable my terrible decisions.

My guess was based off of it having Canadian KD branding, not American. There's no mention on the Canadian Oreo website though.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:22

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Planet Piss posted:

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:25

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Arivia posted:

My guess was based off of it having Canadian KD branding, not American. There's no mention on the Canadian Oreo website though.

Also no french on the packaging. Probably a shop

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:33

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Five seconds of googling says it's fake

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:40

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

death .cab for qt posted:

Five seconds of googling says it's fake

Oh thank gently caress.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:41

Semisponge: Mar 9, 2006; I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

I bet Oreos and gjetost would work well together.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:43

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Oh thank gently caress.

Not empty quoting.

I know I have this weird insatiable desire to taste weird combinations like that, but I don't think my body would agree with me.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:52

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

bunnyofdoom posted:

Also no french on the packaging. Probably a shop

Whichever. French is just more empty words on the packaging my eyes slide over anyway.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:53

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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If it was Canadian, it would be "Kraft Dinner with ketchup" flavoured.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 06:54

tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

death .cab for qt posted:

Five seconds of googling says it's fake

Gentlemen, we can build it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first cheese Oreo. I will be the man that eats it. So much worse than it was before. Grosser...Saltier...Fatter.

Will post after getting supplies tomorrow.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:01

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

What, you don't have a sibling to torment?

my younger sister is 25 and married and they live in a house, i think at this point it'd be considered kidnapping

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:12

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

death .cab for qt posted:

Five seconds of googling says it's fake

That was my original guess and then people kept posting about it and I guess I put too much faith in SA to recognize an obvious joke

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:14

Haverchuck: May 6, 2005; the coolest

Planet Piss posted:

bullshit

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:16

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

I love how a bunch of people assumed it was real because, let's face it, we've seen much worse in this thread.

We've hit Poe's Law of Food.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:53

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

death .cab for qt posted:

Five seconds of googling says it's fake

It's only a matter of time before Doritos end up in things that they were never meant to be involved with.

Like Reese's Dorito cups. Or the KFC Double Dorito Down.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:55

Neo_Crimson: Aug 15, 2011; "Is that your final dandy?"

RareAcumen posted:

It's only a matter of time before Doritos end up in things that they were never meant to be involved with.

Like Reese's Dorito cups. Or the KFC Double Dorito Down.

Things can only go up from here.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 07:58

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Neo_Crimson posted:

Things can only go up from here.

You'll change your tone when you're being forcefed a GMO'd applerito.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 08:10

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Not empty quoting.

I know I have this weird insatiable desire to taste weird combinations like that, but I don't think my body would agree with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsIEFcTUgqU

# ? Aug 30, 2015 08:36

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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tribbledirigible posted:

Gentlemen, we can build it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first cheese Oreo. I will be the man that eats it. So much worse than it was before. Grosser...Saltier...Fatter.

Will post after getting supplies tomorrow.

I look forward to your endeavor.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 09:35