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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Why does Bill Cosby keep posing for all these insane rape hobo portraits thats on all the headlines?

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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Why does Bill Cosby keep posing for all these insane rape hobo portraits thats on all the headlines?

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Why does Bill Cosby keep posing for all these insane rape hobo portraits thats on all the headlines?

any photographer worth their salt knows how to take a flattering picture of someone, it's a very requested type of thing

so you just do the opposite of that

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Full Battle Rattle posted:

any photographer worth their salt knows how to take a flattering picture of someone, it's a very requested type of thing

so you just do the opposite of that

My wife does photography as a hobby, and I can say for certain that for every 1 photo of someone that looks nice the photographer has at least 500 where the subject looks like a child molester or insane homeless person.

EDIT

so just imagine how much more a professional photographer has and how much worse they are.

Although I wonder if they end up with 500 photos of the subject looking like a kind and gentle soul who cuddles with puppies for every one horrible photo. Makes you think.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I take photos a bit, and portraits are a bastard sometimes. But as journalist, and what I know of media idiot peoples, is post the bad photos for bad stories and good photos for good stories or if they are a victim. It illicits a reaction, judging at first sight etc.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Centwhaur.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Centwhore

Edit: No, I think Centwhaur works better

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




For rough trade, look like.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

"It's a living" :geno:

*wah**wah**wah**waah**waaaaaaah*

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Useful if you're wanking off dudes in a chain family pub for an ironic review in a hipster magazine I guess.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Don't mock my career choices.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Yeah... "choice"

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Lasher posted:

Useful if you're wanking off dudes in a chain family pub for an ironic review in a hipster magazine I guess.

I'll have you know SugarApe is a hipster magazine, but only ironically. I should know, after all.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

That's incredible.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SKY COQ posted:

That's incredible.



So rude, didn't even let me answer.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

God dammit, Moon-Sun.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

That poor girl is learning some poo poo about men she shouldn't have to yet.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This Chuck Tingle guy works fast.


Likely sexier and less anti-Semitic than the Ashley Maddison CEO's actual Ashley Maddison movie screenplay.


http://gawker.com/the-ceo-of-ashley-madison-was-secretly-working-on-a-scr-1726202879

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
So much contempt in the face of that girl. Wonderful. Will she call the police?


Summerslam was really entertaining this year.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

PaulBearer posted:

So much contempt in the face of that girl. Wonderful. Will she call the police?

Rare shot of Granos & his crusty pillowaifu in public

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

SKY COQ posted:

That's incredible.



It is incredible. I just can't believe someone would do black hand in this day and age.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
The empire on which the moon never sets.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
The empire of Toyota?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Frostwerks posted:

The empire of Toyota?

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

I'm liking the number of levels that shirt works on.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

(factually incorrect response placeholder)

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Shame they settled this one out of court (she got her new Toyota)--I'd have loved to have heard what a judge had to say about this one.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Heavy Petting posted:

(factually incorrect response placeholder)

Go back to your eponymous forum

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Beer selling contest at Hooters? Like shooting fish in a barrel. I wonder how many DUIs were generated from this contest.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

This is funny to me a brit because I constantly mis hear americans pronouncing "t" as "d". For instance I used to think it was called a playstation "vida" instead of "vita" because of listening to podcasts and not seeing it written out.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Frostwerks posted:

Go back to your eponymous forum

eat lead pig

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

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