- dumb crambo
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ive just been taught a secret handshake, and i cant tell you about it....
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Aug 30, 2015 13:04
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- dumb crambo
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lots of people think they know the secret handshake, but they dont..... i know the secret handshake, not them......
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Aug 30, 2015 13:05
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- dumb crambo
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the secret handshake takes five minutes to complete if you know the optimal strats
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Aug 30, 2015 13:10
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by zen death robot
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i wear really long sleeves to protect the secrecy of my handshake
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Aug 30, 2015 13:10
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by zen death robot
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it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club
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Aug 30, 2015 13:17
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by zen death robot
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if you're really close with someone you don't need to prove it with a flashy handshake, that's why the couples' secret handshake is totally motionless
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Aug 30, 2015 13:21
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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The handshake had to be kept secret because of all the injury lawsuits. Plus it really was too lewd for some people.
not everyone likes to be shaken there
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Aug 31, 2015 03:59
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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not everyone likes to be shaken there
not everyone has enough fat to make it a proper undulating wave of meat >:/
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Aug 31, 2015 04:09
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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If you can't get it right you can always call Sierra Hotline for advice
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Aug 31, 2015 04:14
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by Cyrano4747
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a milkshake where the secret ingredient is puree of hands
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Aug 31, 2015 04:17
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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fist bump-palm slide-cough twice-do a twirl-now with flair-jazz hands!
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Aug 31, 2015 12:12
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- FartGhost
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it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club
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Aug 31, 2015 12:24
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- social vegan
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i practiced the secret handshake in the mirror all of last night and boy are my arms tired
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Aug 31, 2015 17:46
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- DeepQantas
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it looks like i'm just in the middle of a hectic thumb war but we're actually doing a carefully choreographed handshake. not only does it let us recognise other club members, it makes us look very fierce when we do it. its only fitting for the fierce people club
Only problem is now all the people not in the club know me as the guy who sucks at thumbwars.
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Aug 31, 2015 18:00
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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there's one where you pop your hand off and swap hands with another person. it's a terrible price to pay, but the club really does have the best falafel in town
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Sep 1, 2015 14:04
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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yea you really got to hand it to them
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Sep 1, 2015 16:23
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Gee, I wouldn't want to be there when they get married
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Sep 1, 2015 18:29
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